>be Amazon
>buy LOTR franchise rights
>create spin-off
>pour millions into it
>years in production
>finally release your treasured content
>customers hate it
>you have a panic attack
>stop people from giving your creation 0 stars
So fucking fragile.
Be Amazon
Levi Baker
Jace Jackson
1pbtid
Jack Green
Lord of the ratangz
Jordan Smith
Can't think of a single time this strategy worked and didn't make it even worse.
Asher Roberts
LAWD
Liam Morales
its like these retards don't know improving the script is the most cost effective way of improving a high budget production quality
Christian Garcia
>buy LOTR franchise rights
from who? didn't tolkien die 50 years ago?
Caleb Torres
They do legitimately believe the average person is retarded. And they're right, for the most part. May have worked out for them if they didn't go after something as sacred as LOTR.
Christian Collins
bu but it is a success twitter said so
John Cook
O LAWD I ATED ALL DEM RANGS OF POWA AND NOW I GOTS TA SIFT THROUGH MY OWN DOODOO UNTIL THEY COME OUT THE OTHA END
Mason Green
Such cringe.
Oliver Roberts
You see, censorship works. Their new lord of the rings is actually quite good and popular now that we censored and removed all the negative reviews.
This is why censorship is a good thing.
Jaxson Mitchell
Juan Campbell
Incels seething about tv shows isn't actually politics folks
Jackson Hughes
Landon Clark
holy shit its the one product without the stars on amazon lmao thats crazy
Justin Bailey
LAWD DEM RANGZ
Aiden Wilson
His family, you retard. And they only managed to secure the rights of the appendices, so they’re literally making up their own story based on his random thoughts.
Luis Wilson
Kek
Isaiah Watson
Keep on listening to gay jews and watch your business turn to shit. Its almost like they do it on purpose.
Jordan Wood
WE WUZ RANGZ
Jaxson Russell
dont care not watching
Isaac Diaz
underrated
Wyatt Hughes
Kek and now Amazon had to stop building dozens of warehouses because it was such a monumental flop. Expect 100k+ more workers to get laid off too. I bet Bezos is pissed at wasting billions on this shit.