Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
Reminder that you can't Make America Great Again if you're as fat and weak as the average jabroni currently plaguing this country with their total inadequacy. You WILL go to the gym, you WILL Make America Any Forums again, you WILL lead the rest of this dilapidated population by example, you WILL help rebirth an American culture of Strength and Fortitude, and you WILL be happy.
AND NOW FOR OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT i have like really neglected my lawn, i'm thinking of buying a goat or something to graze it so i don't have to mow the fucking thing anymore.
Anybody else think it’s pretty cringe that leftists are defending Biden’s speech by pretending the objection was that he had marines in the background and not that it looked like an over the top B movie speech from an evil dictator?
I mean, I know they aren’t arguing in good faith but at least put some effort in.
Camden Thomas
he actually likes me rubbing his tummy and if i stuck my face in it he'd probably just climb on my head and groom my hair, he does that for some reason
Aaron Wood
>Afghan elections more secure than in PA "but this is america bro no one steals elections here, come on man"
Because they think if they can destroy trump they can destroy maga. And even though maga exists without trump it might actually die if no one is willing to fight and all end up cow toeing to mitch mcconel and the romneys.
Robert King
The dimwits are slow, but if you repeat things to them a few will pick up the hint. That the party bosses want them to repeat this too.
Vote out all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!
To find a RINO, check Soros/SPLC/ADL/WEF/CFR connections. If anyone of a dynasty is corrupt, they're all corrupt.
Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills! Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer! Tell your Senators: NO BEIJING-BIDEN APPOINTEES EVER! Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Anything you can do to make America great again, do it! Go to redistricting meetings and make your voice heard!
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>i'm thinking of buying a goat or something to graze it so i don't have to mow the fucking thing anymore. I've been having similar thoughts because I hear they're great at clearing (because they apparently love) poison ivy and I've got a bunch of it that I don't want to deal with.
You could get milk/cheese also maybe.
Easton Lewis
Trump is an idea, not an organization
James Murphy
>Trump is an idea, not an organization I thought Trump was a person.
goat are no good as mowers. get a sheep. or get both
William Sanders
Trump is a person, MAGA is the idea. Its not his he just embraces it because its what we want. MAGA is for all of us.
Nathan Lopez
a judeo-christian idea
Henry Hill
never had goat milk or cheese and i'd like to try but i do wonder like aren't they stinky or something? would i have to get a pen to put them in? what do i feed them? pizza? idk what goats like.
Christopher Walker
i think you missed the joke
Isaac James
He believes you have not done a good enough job of cleaning yourself, just let it happen!
i clean myself just fine, although he likes to get real weird when i'm in the shower and he wants to play around and it's like dude fuck off but he also grooms his bunny and tries to feed him by plopping him in the food bowl. he's such a strange cat idk somewhere to left center field probably a double
Noah White
He was probably trying to make a joke about how the FBI described antifa but it makes no sense in the context he posted it so it wouldn't be off to miss it.
Josiah Diaz
Glad you are here.
Zachary Perez
Does ptg like me, or at the very least accepts me as a person?
Liam Hernandez
Well it existed before Trump and will exist after him, but yes without someone to pass the torch, Goldwater to Pat Buchannon, Pat to Trump, we will get nothing but Rhinos destroying everything.
i think you are well liked when you discuss politics in earnest! for example, when you discuss a story like: >"EU condemns the unjustified sentence of Aung San Suu Kyi to an additional three years of detention, with hard labour. She now faces 20 years imprisonment on eleven counts with several charges remaining," the EU's top diplomat Josep Borrell wrote on Twitter.
Xavier Watson
No bro, you are a subhuman and annoying as fuck. You are even worse than that cancerous tranny who used to hug everyone. Glad he died, I assume you don't have much time left either.
Goats are bro tier. They’re like dogs with hooves and horns. They like to hang out and play and climb stuff with you. Pigmy goats and young goats will jump onto your shoulders and ride around with you. It’s really amazing how well they can jump and climb. They’ll also kick the shit out of intruders. Just mob them. Goats eat most anything and if you have vegetable scraps you can add that to your goat feed instead of composting. Just make sure they have enough room to roam and maybe some fun obstacles to climb around on and you’ll have happy goats.
Last name [two of them[ sounds European, but they look like meso-Americans. May be "indigenous"
Liam Gutierrez
its not stinky per se, but it does have this grassy sour note thats, both hard to get rid of and pungent. Its not bad on a great deal of things in fact with certain fruits they play very well with. apples walnuts spinach pears pair nicely
but things with dueling acidity compete with it, cherries, cranberries, citrus, often need a treatment to establish the dominance of one of the acid flavors, for example tart or pancakes cooking off one acid or layering them 3to4 notes apart too close and they will be very odd.
in my mind it doesn't mix will with garlic and onions.
