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i don't save that type of thing i just made a mental note of it and who knows when those notes will resurface or why

he tried to offer me a job but nobody would sanction it because i'm out of control, mental

Ypu'd be a good private detective

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9e7K6Hx_rY&ab_channel=IllegalCiv

Josh says he doesn't seethe and if true shows his low test
Me an eddie seethe constantly
Girls dig that shit

I've got a date tomorrow and saturday, some cocktail bar place 5 mins from mine and 1 from hers, bit nervous

Is this the goth bird?

that's not how projection works and i heard that lump in your throat glowboy, not normal behaviour unless you were a glownigger recording it for work to post here

you lied about having schizophrenia unless it was a latent onset and heavily managed with medication, you're too neurotypical for a schizo even one on meds

i know things

what's it called the dennis method

can't stop wanking with banana skins lads

Make sure you get angry and seethe lad girls did seething

dreams employment nuggets niggers instagram shite

Silly sausage

You know nothing and it shows

nope shes a lost cause, too hard to deal with, also how do you know I'm the same guy I dont like this, some hungarian bird

You're the silliest link in the sauce

youtube.com/watch?v=rQjh9H-ymK4
this song do be hitting hard tho

>mister speaker
>Will the prime minister help the thousands of BAMEs attempting to cross the channel everyday to ensure their safety and guaranteeing the strict dietary requirement of muslim refugees are met on the rescue boats?

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>date tomorrow and saturday, some cocktail bar
So you're dating a slag then?

not one you could hire for 99% of jobs and not if you expected a sensible report

i investigate things on impulse that interest me and would be useless in all other scenarios, i'd just get drunk, masturbate, and worse things than that

is this the silly sausage club?

i fw this song because my sister was bumping it at the time

No this is the barmy bangers society

>i investigate things on impulse that interest me and would be useless in all other scenarios, i'd just get drunk, masturbate, and worse things than that
this is normal human existence and anyone who tells you otherwise is part of the great reset

mr spacker mr spacker

low test = mood disorders
seethe = a mood disorder
seethe = getting angry over pointless stuff
getting angry over pointless stuff = a mood disorder

I love sausage

no I'm not officially dating anyone, 2 different girls, cocktails was my idea

Got into an intense political argument with brother earlier. I was saying the tories only want truss because she's white british and because of institutional racism want to prevent rishi's success. He responded nah it's because she has better policies, then I asked for examples and he was left speechless kek I was right

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dis the bop man
youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk

bro time is literally just a 4th spatial dimension that we are continually falling in which is why it feels like the arrow of time is a single direction.

3 weeks left in my job. Getting drunk. How do I get put on gardening leave?

IRA

I dont want to be your friend!

We all know you're low test because your soft baby like body
Me an ed are athletic and muscular

tell them you have an interview/job offer with a rival

don't do what i do and get totally smashed and ruin an easy lay that was totally in the bag

i do it nearly every time, only way is not to drink at all and not let her drink because if i see her do it or smell it on her i'll drink and then that's it ruined

i'm tall and handsome so sometimes i still get them back to mine or wherever but am too wrecked to get it up until morning, by which point they've left or sensed something is terribly wrong. usually because i rant about committing acts of terrorism or destroying society

youtube.com/watch?v=lQ9yIx4ucJk

my sisters fav tune in 2008

youtube.com/watch?v=Pj6t3QpwS3I&ab_channel=smoothdre13

she got me into razorlight too

You are datinganon
Regulars pick up these things
Eastern Euros are excellent in my opinion, she won't be fat at least

kinda rude bro
never giving you a fez again

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Why you begging for sussex's attention bro? Kinda sad like

post schizomeds timestamped and i'll eat my hat

whatever helps you sleep at night mate
you're both still gimps kek

wat

>I don't want to be your friend
>s-stop making me be your friend
>these feelings I'm so confused.

>I'll tell you what this government is doing, mr speaker
>we are painting our recue dinghies in huge union jacks and piercing them with red poppies to remember the fallen
>In addition we are handing out business cards to the refugees to give them information on how to get their families across in the future as well

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Weird like because all sussex is talking about on discord is how he doesn't want to be smelly brown's mate but then keeps directly addressing him looking for a convo
Just observing but I reckon they're going to be mates

i agree and will now double down

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Would you fight for england, to keep me safe?

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He posts from inside his lonely council flat

i once started feeling up this american bird in my bed date three
she acted like this was rape and so did her friends
like bro why are you even spending time with me

Idk why you look up to him so much bro? Is it his stupid little bike or what
Surely not just because he's white, right?

hes white?

what of it?

they are actors they dont have policies retard
>hurr people want the better looking actor
no shit fag

Christ I forget how boring and unengaging your posts are

I should have a name and then everyone can hate me, just like the other personalities here. Shes in very good shape which makes a difference between the phat northern slags, asked her what she was looking for and she said she was looking for someone to actually date and isn't interested in random hookups or fwb so potentially she might not be a total slag, I'll hold my breath put I feel like eastern euros are less slaggy than our lot

Wogs are going to riot this winter. Don't fight them, just set fire to the nearest bin to keep them warm and motivated

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