The bible was written by literal schizophrenics

There's no way you can convince me the authors of the bible weren't extremely mentally ill.
> Claims God speaks to them
> Sometimes God 'tells them' to commit unspeakable atrocities
> Fear of God leads them to develop paranoid delusions, extreme hallucinations, etc
> Everyone believes them because it's 2000 fucking years ago
> Their manic schizophrenic ramblings become a guiding force throughout the rest of human history
> No wonder we're absolutely fucked

Seriously. Imagine that today, someone ran up to you and started saying God is speaking to them, that they're the chosen one, that God tells them to kill their son. They'd be put in a 72 hour psych hold. Fuckin hell

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It was shrooms all along. I'd see angels with 4 faces too.

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You were talking about Quran

this is now a humour thread

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>Why did God command killing sometimes
Because those groups of people were going to cause more damage to society. Study up.

That's a good take for a shallow observer but if you look deeper at the Bible you'll realize mere schizos couldn't have penned it.
For one thing, there's health and safety tips that predate germ theory and knowledge of allergies (shellfish, washing hands, handling of sick/dead).
Then there's the fact that even an atheist has to admit the Bible was one of the most important books of human history known for it's prose as well as it's content. Bronze age schizo shepherds aren't known for being great at prose.

Schizos see the world as it is with no filter.
They see God and most of them crumble to dust in the face of its glory.

pretty sure he meant baby rape

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the bible has never been an important part of literary institution

maybe it is, maybe it isn't. That's kind of the fundamental point of faith.
You oversimplified a lot of aspects of scripture btw, but w/e. Keep making "schitzo christian" threads on Any Forums and reveling in your own sense mental stability... lol.

That's just blatantly not true.
Name a more influential book.

homer

yes, but many of them just got stoned to have "revelations", which the dumb primitive bastards thought were actual visions from god

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Jews are trying to rewrite history and remove the influence of Christianity. They claim that U.S. Christianity only became popular after a hollywood movie came out in the 20's or something... Real greaseball shit.

I can point to a half dozen movies with Bible quotes in them.
How many Homer quotes?
Clearly one footprint is bigger than the other.

>There's no way you can convince me the authors of the bible weren't extremely mentally ill.
If you are mentally sane, GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY BOARD!

rewriting history is how christianity survives
thousands

It's ok memeflag, the burden is sharing the good news with you, what you do with it is on you. Eternal paradise is not for everyone.

Yeah remember in Bulp Fiction where Tommy Trovolver says "“There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.”" real stirring stuff.

feel free to quote a single line from lotr

Christianity built the west

lol I really dont care to engage in your stupid shit.
You are going to die one day and everything you consider to be important will be gone. You will leave this world as bewildered as you entered it.

you will never conquer the greeks