It begins

NOW

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Holy shit.

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He could have accomplished so much more by taking Jeff Bezos out with him. When will they learn?

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Was it that executive?

>Be rich to the point magic jewish numbers are just magic jewish numbers, you can afford literally anything for life
>Magic jewish numbers go down
>NOOOO I GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!
And who are the real troons now?

thats it
jews btfo

bump

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You could say he went above and beyond in his duties to the shareholders.

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please do the needful and kill the last 4 white people in england
thx bye

Did he do a flip?

Jeff Bezos DM'd a picture of his open anus daring him to do it. Where do you even go for beyond now?

suicide weekend

>What do we do about the Bed Bath and Beyond executive?
Patience. He's well caught, we'll get him when the time is right.
>When?
When the time is right.
>But we should have got him long ago, the apple is ripe for the plucking and we sit here and do nothing?
Pompey is not an apple and I'm not a Farmer, call for my guard.

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WHAT

Imagine killing yourself over pleasantly scented soaps and candles.

Why couldn't he just have taken a pharmaceutical grade psycho stimulant, and have avoided suicide? The number of bad executives that exist is likely to be surprising; I wonder why he couldn't manage context on the matter sufficiently to have avoided suicide

He did insider trading a couple weeks ago. He was going to end up in federal prison.

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source?

Just pay the bail like all the rich people do