The unstoppable farce meets the immovable lolbject
Brit/pol/ : Jenna Edition 913
Landon Butler
Grayson Diaz
Asher Garcia
DEAD
Jeremiah Carter
>no links
janny clean it up
Gabriel Rivera
Was neutral on the josh eddie thing (desu I don't care) but Josh is being a massive cunt to Eddie just because Ed pointed out flaws in Josh's character.
Owen Parker
Has josh actually got any success or achievements in his life? He's got this toxic arrogance and superiority complex that you'd expect from a celebrity but he is a lonely sad little loser living through the internet.
Isaiah Johnson
>news.sky.com
What is the solution to the Irish Question?
Jack Evans
>I wasn't a mong and just needed extra attention because of my gifts
Luke Price
You're the link you sausage
Isaiah Edwards
If i buy a ticket now, will it be honoured at the price i buy it?
Im travelling 1st October, will i be ok?
Logan Edwards
Reminder that j*sh admitted having sex with underage girls
David Thompson
Napalm
John Mitchell
he literally did
and he moved to runcorn
newfag spastic
>hate to say it but josh was right, runcorn is weirdly comfy
>suddenly finds a semblence of inner peace and gets a job
that was because of me
I talked him into it
he admitted it
I will take my credit where it is due
>Bollocks, registration is taken every morning and afternoon
taken in form twice a day but also in every single separate class throughout the day yes
I would spend long periods, sometimes months going to ZERO classes and being on ZERO registers but still showing up to collect my work for the week and to hand it in at some point
they had no register in the unit
they had another unit called the LCU for extremely problematic kids without any sort of diagnosis
they didn't have a register in there either
at least not at first
>They would have noticed if you weren't there and so would your mum if she was on it like you say
you done fucked up
my mum was a teaching assistant in primary school not secondary school
when I was in secondary school she was working in the wirral so I had tons of leeway to do what I wanted because she was always leaving early and coming home late
I would get up around the same time as her then go back to bed when she left because she would leave an hour before me
>You're pretending you got Bs with no work because you were so clever, despite being special needs
I'm not pretending about anything
why would I lie kek
I don't give a fuck what you think about me
so what do I have to gain from lying
thats the truth, school was fucking easy to me
I whizzed through everything
I picked up on everything easily
I was even sick at sports, specifically footy and tennis
to the point where lads would RAGE at me when I'd BTFO them because "he's a mong and I've just been beaten by a mong"
all my life I've been underestimated and all my life I've been pissing people off by showing them they're wrong about me
and I love it
Juan Morgan
It's wearing thin, josh is just a cunt. Used to think he was fairly based and just says the plain truth but he's just a nasty egotist who gets extremely hurt by anyone suggesting he isn't perfect.
Nolan Myers
You'd be shocked how respected he is and how much he's done for the white community by giving hardline spot on advice.
Matthew Cox
Pretty sure he's known on the facebook and twitter scene as a fucking cringe incel loser.
Isaiah Gutierrez
how are you real people lmfao
Carson Ross
Traveller killed his own siblings
I thought family was everything to them?
Grayson Long
Why you seething at Eddie though? Like what has he done to warrant seethe? Did I miss something?
Elijah Anderson
goblin envies Eddie's weight loss journey. He tried "lifting" a few months ago and just gave up.
Samuel Perez
youtube.com
duplicate reply
Lincoln Lewis
>why would I lie kek
>I don't give a fuck what you think about me
Benjamin Murphy
>even the teachers bullied me
Christopher Adams
>Nah I'm shredded and doing well for myself now, you're a tubby brincel who's got fuck all going for him and spends his days seething about women on an anime forum lmao
look at him
he makes a little progress and he thinks he's the shit
you wanna know how I know you're gonna ruin your life again?
you're exactly the same person you were when I started posting here five years ago
whereas all it takes is a quick look at my first posts on a trip to see how far I've come
you're still the same deeply insecure, vulnerable narcissist you've always been
and you're getting gobby because you think you can flex on people now you've made a few MINOR changes in your life
I'm the tortoise
you're the hare
you might be ahead of me right now in some ways
but I've been ahead of you in so many other ways since I was a fucking zygote
and in ten years you will still be exactly where you were five years ago
and I will be ahead of you in all the things you're boasting about
and you will seethe
Easton Jenkins
I wonder if Eddie's seen top gun maverick
Cooper Cox
He’s actually quite a vicious individual.
Benjamin Jones
>I will take my credit where it is due
All jokes aside it is a bit wack that eddie won't admit you basically turned his life around for him.
Kayden Sanchez
Pure envy mate. Eddie has a kid, has regular sex and lost alot of weight. All of which is absent in the goblin's life. He straight up envies Eddie so much.
Isaiah Ward
Anyone been /out/ today?
Easton Taylor
Just had a lovely chicken dinner lads. Sauce was creme fresh, pesto and garlic, simple but delicious.
Mason Bennett
>I'm the tortoise
>you're the hare
better than anything on tv
Jordan Gomez
they're not
they're just trying to faciliate a "beef" by appealing to eddie's ego
knowing he seeks approval from the brinnies
they'll support everything he says to make him keep coming for me
its so funny that he's been here for so long yet he doesn't see through this shit
Nathaniel Brooks
jesus no wonder you have no friends
Easton Myers
>all my life I've been underestimated and all my life I've been pissing people off by showing them they're wrong about me
Adrian Brooks
YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS
Luke Sanchez
You should watch top gun maverick
Ryan Mitchell
Need a shit
Jack Turner
Your personality disorder is distorting the truth
You can't accept the fact you were a failure then and are a failure now
>I didn't go in for months but picked up my work every week
So the teachers didn't realise you were missing but gave you all the work you missed and marked your homework and coursework as normal
Stop lying
Chances are you were a special needs retard that got shit grades and you were probably shit at sports too, you just have no capacity for self criticism because of your mental issues
Andrew Davis
seethe pedo goblin. seethe, cope & dilate.
Michael Phillips
>creme fresh
Nolan Howard
*spends entire life on bennies*
Jace Wilson
Hiya mate, nice to see you here again
Gabriel Hill
Went and bought some chili plants.
Landon Thompson
You should go /out/ lad. It's nice in the woods.
Ayden Mitchell
Even though I'm full theres still room for pud, always room for that eh lads? Hehe.
Luke Hernandez
>Chloe Miller, 19, has said she is 'too afraid to leave the house' after she was beaten up by a gang of youths in South Norwood, London. She had been on the way to the shops with her mother and sister when she was attacked. Miss Miller was left with a concussion and heavy bruising. New footage shows thugs shamelessly ransacking a newsagent.
Anthony Perez
Untrue.
I like Eddie.
I think you’re a cunt and a waste of oxygen.
Checkmate.
Joshua Kelly
Can you talk about din dins later, we're bullying j*sh at the minute. Thanks
Gabriel Williams
Dominic Wood
wuts 4 pud lad? Choc ice? Coor love choc ice me.
Nicholas Scott
Nice. My tomatoes were shit this year, was very disappointing.
Daniel Price
Ah sorry, I'll be back in a bit. Proper in the mood for arctic roll now. Cor. Used to love that as a nipper.
Cooor, whys the cheap shite always the best?
Michael Brown
it's wet here but I harvested some French beans from the garden for din-dins
tried growing peppers and tomatoes this year but no luck, I need a proper greenhouse