What would you do James?

What would you do James?

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grab these bitches and make them give me THEIR milk

fart spray

>clumsily stumble through
>fart the whole way
>pause between the row
>check my phone for no reason
>continue farting unapologetically

>walk past them
>fart in their faces
>buy milk
>go about my day as usual

would just be helping them deny access to the store
they have no defence against humour; a photo of you squatting down in front of them, grinning, with a milk moustache, is infinitely more harmful to their cause

Here are my shoes I will wear to the store

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Cows of peace
Glownigger

Move or be moved

I would unironically walk straight on their face with my boots lol

I would walk over them and buy an extra gallon of milk just to piss then off

I would drink a gallon of milk in front of them and exclaim MMM COW JUICE YUMMY

I would get a cart full of melons and sprint through the asile, get milk, and put the melons back

Kick their fucking teeth in. I hate obstructive "actvists" like these so fucking much, just like those faggots that have been gluing their hands to Renaissance paintings as some gay protest against who knows what.

Knock them out

I would buy all of the milk in the store and start giving it out in front.

Step over them
>t. James

Assault and arrest over a bunch of a fools? Not worth it bud.

Stemp between them and fart as much as I could
They shouldn't dislike it, bacteria is alive after all

Walk around?

This. Say what you want but obstruct my path and it's on.

I'd hit on the girl in the middle, get her number and just walk through the rest of them

As a courtesy clerk, I can tell you that the store admins would probably look the other way, and they might even "lose" the security tapes of the event

I'm in a shitty mood right now. I stand by my words. Leftists have been given too much free reign over these last several decades.

Buy milk, pour it on their heads, moonwalk out of the store while giving them the gunfingers

why is metro logo so fucking gay? the virtue signal month ended.

Cool thread by the way I didn't know this many of us James were around. James gang rise up!

accidentally spill milk all over the aisle and then cry about it

>comically overloaded armload of milk (like 6+ gallons)
>try to step over them
>whoops, I dropped half of them on the protesters heads
>profit

James no! Never do that!!

Just step between them. What are they gonna do? Bite my legs?

Prove my strength is superior to them as I eat meat and dairy productls like a normal European unlike those wannabe subhumans. Fucking faggots, reality is absolute shit joke I want off of this wild ride.

>bring jug of milk into store
>accidentally drop it on floor in front of them
>they have to get up and move as it starts to pool towards them
simple as

fpbp
based milkies enjoyer

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just jump lol
if something happens it was an "accident"

Fart profusely, tell the janny to call the cops on them lest Shekelberg he works for wants to lose out on profit

>Kick their fucking teeth in
It is literally not worth it. If you have aggression bottled up inside of you hit the gym or join a martial arts club.
But look how fragile these cunts are.
If you kick or punch them in the wrong way, you know how it is, head hits the pavement, they spazz out and die, bam, second degree murder and your life is ruined. Maybe they have a clot or an aneurysm that you kick loose, same outcome.

This. Poetic justice. Load a cart full of meat

This

These women are long past the milkable age, burger

step over them