"what is your biggest weakness?"

what is the purpose of this question in a job interview Any Forums?
Why are they forcing you so self-humilate yourself in front of others?

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Sometimes I don't see the forest from the trees, I'm a detail oriented person sir :)

They look if you can lie well enough

I always say that my biggest weakness is that I'm so meticulous I might actually get distracted by trying to make things be perfect. And I usually try to keep others to my perfectionist standards. They believe it every time...

The trick is to give them an answer that's actually a strength.

U r hired mr patel!

Missing minor deadlines because I was caught up in a 7 hour Gooning session

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Because they want to hear some bullshit answer like "I tend to focus so much on my tasks that sometimes I'll work overtime without even noticing it."

I have the skills to thrive in a white nationist ethnostate. Working in a nigger infested, gay Jewish globalist nightmare renders my racial superiority vain and hated.

These bullshit answers are recognized as the bullshit they are.

However, actually giving a weakness is a far worse offence.

The best answer is one that is everyones weakness and out of your control, but then you list how you mitigate it.

>"what is your biggest weakness?"
If I were in a fight against somebody and they purposefully cut themselves and started playing with their blood and squeezing the wound to make it ooze out more, I would feel weak. There's just something about seeing blood come out of somebody that makes me feel weak. I start thinking about the blood circulating in my own body and almost get lightheaded. I can't explain it, but that's basically my kryptonite. So, do I get the job?

I literally answered that I was a perfectionist and I got the job. This is exactly the kind of answer they are looking for.

Son...you realise the position is paramedic, right?

My weakness is pee pee poo poo

My biggest weakness is hearing people whisper when their voice is at double speed but reality has been slowed down to 0.5x speed. That shit freaks me out so much

Or maybe this one: "I am too much of a perfectionist. Sometimes I will keep trying to improve something even though it is already better than everybody elses standards."

female propaganda

Such as what?

That's for me to know, and for you to find out!

The trick is to get them to like you on a personal level. Think of something these stuck up tossers are very likely into and overlay that. Warning: You have to know what you're talking about.
For example: My weakness is fine food, especially cheese and a glass of good wine (make sure they understand it's absolutely about quality, not quantity). They will start asking about that - because everybody is a foody - and you can then have a delightful 10 minute convo about the merits of french cheese over english, and whether you should shallow fry using olive oil or not.
You know you've got the job when they practically invite you to their next dinner party.

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I resist most elements, but am weak to darkness and earth damage types. My DEX is subpar as well.

These types of questions gauge how you behave in a job. Most of it is just HR bullshit and doesn't really mean anything. Come up with a funny answer. I answered this once with "Culver's Double Cheddar Burger with Bacon" and got a few laughs.

this nigga knows what's up. There should be a course "butt kissing 101" where one can learn all this shit

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It's like when they ask "Where do you see yourself in 5 years."

Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife. Doing your son?

>"what is your biggest weakness?"
I don't kill people that I should

I dont have any, im good at everything

>what's your chinese zodiac sign, what's your favorite color, and how do you think those are related?
This one stumps me every time.

肏你媽, green, they aren't

great job, you are hired

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what's the difference between ass kissing and brown nosing?

but Sir youre applying for national park forestry manager position

My biggest weakness is that I’m a complete pedophile

>"what is your biggest weakness?"

I just put 'death'

Brown nosing is deeper

Kek