ON PATROL: LIVE THREAD #3 LESBIAN BITCHES IN A SANDSTORM EDITION

This dude in SC getting all the action tonight.

What's he thinking Any Forumstrollers?

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we /comfy/

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WARNING GLOWNIGGERS ARE OUT AND ABOUT, KOS

>SC
>Shooting
Tonight's theme continues

i hate my life bros

Notice the lack of "earlier in" segments on this episode.

He’s probably working a 12. Man it’s not even worth it to be a cop anymore. Bet this guy is bringing home like 60k a year, I should look it up.

Unironically
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiittttttttt

Nigger

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*real human bean song begins playing*

>New brain
>Who dis?

change it bro. dont sit around hating your life until youre suddenly 60 years old

>bleeding niggers
>tazed niggers
>niggers attacked by dogs
Dan, if you just did this every week, I'd stop calling you a slimy kike. As much.

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Nodudes, Sandstorm.

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Did they call it the Inflation Reduction Act because it's all an act?

REAL THREAD

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Kike (not you just saying the word as well.)

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(fat) women need to stop crying

>WHERE DA AMBA LAMPS NIGGA AM I GOIN TA JAIL? IS U JESUS WTF NIGGA I DEAD

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Stupid fat bitch

This man chillin under a tree

nice build. spend the money on ammo and practice.

fuck off nigger

This. I’m reinventing myself at 31. By 35 I’ll be ok and decently well off

If this turns out to be a domestic you just got bango

Kek, this guy looks like Gilligan

>IDK she crazy
I believe him.

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AHEM. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Are you gonna reinvent yourself into a pretty girl?

>shes crazy
>only explanation needed

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nah

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Fuck you and your gay ass story faggot... we’ve all been pulled over for bullshit. How old are you? 17? We’ve all been abused by the police but now that we’re older we watch others getting their rights abused.... baby’s first time getting pulled over?

Mary Ann really let herself go

>that’s a ‘59 Cadillac
>points at broken, rusted kids pull wagon

good luck to you

He's got that long upper lip

I hear the jungle…

SHOTS FIIIIRRRRED!!!

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Screeching monkeys.

Apartment complex, natives nogging out, real life experiences.

>*jungle sounds intensifies*

read david goggin's book and fix it. if an illiterate fat nigger can become a navy seal, you can do anything.

oh yes it's was over a month since last dnd, i joined in a domestic beating and punched her jaw off and then punched her so hard she crashed into the roof and then rip her body from her head and used my black man hunger to eat everything but a drop of blood leaving no evidence i also mutliclass into two levels of fighter. oh and fought 3 mummies and two fat feinds including one that mimicked nicadao avacaokda's personality.

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CHIMPING!!!

Clearly a man that is trustworthy.

Lots of hootin' and hollerin' in coontown

Why, user? Talk to your OP.

that's kinda scary

Nogzone 5000

truly the sound of hell

surprised it wasn't just fireworks again

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>Another hood party
Lmao

>OOK OOK EEK EEK BANG BANG
but thank God we're not all speaking German

BETTER RUN THRU THE JINGLE

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>bravo mike
>white shirt

Lindsey Graham's state is really out of hand

B R A V O
R
A
V
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M I K E
I
K
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>group of nigs
Almost bingo frens

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The niggers are keeping them busy tonight without having to use the earlier on segments

This call looks and sounds so fucked up. I'd be legitimately frightened to show up there. Shit.

WTF is this shit?

CHIMPOUT IN PROGRESS, ALL ANONS RESPOND

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BRAVO MIKE

>EVERYONE START SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY WHEN DA POPO COME HERE

Bravo Mike!!!

Sounds like a chimp exhibit out there. I think these nigger nests were always on Live PD

Sounds like a bunch of howler monkeys

>bravo mike
Who's Mike, and what performance is getting all these bravos?

>leaf

only if you're properly strapped up

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>Bravo Mike
>BM
>black male

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>thank God we're not all speaking German

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release the dispersal gas

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You underage faggot ass nigger, i don't care that the campus police pulled you over for being a retard. FUCK OFF

Why do we have to start new post every few minutes is are fag jannies messing us up

From my observations, nothing scares them like K9s

They should really not be showing this snitch on TV.

BRAVO MIKE

it's code for "bowel movement" as in "I just shit myself and need a fresh uniform"

DUDE DRONES JUST LIKE MY CYBERPUNK!!

I think officer salmond is white on the inside.

disbadge here, the shots were really really loud

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BASED (and checked!)

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my life just gets worse and worse.i don't feel joy over anything anymore. nothing good ever happens to me. no matter what i do nothing gets better.

youtube.com/watch?v=vOzH8Cfagng

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OH SHIT! MEME MAGIC IS STRONG!
retards playing dnd
yep canada is one hell of a drug

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no, its good. jamal will see this and exact punishment for being a snitch

This cop talks exactly like Chris Tucker.

>I need a 20 on one Bravo Mike

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Dogs can sense evil.

Ah, German performance art then

stop eating goyslop and go to the gym zoom zoom.

Apartment life.

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This Florida cop is about to lose his marbles.

I loved him in the Madagascar series.

This guy's yard is full of trash.

Move to Richland County and wait for an Addy episode. Then call in a noise complaint on your address so you can meet Addy.

BASED

Schizo confirmed

SCHIZO

Bingo

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SCHIZO TIME

I'd rather be incel than have a fat gf that calls the cops on me

>then they came for the schizoposters, and there was nobody left to help me

Everytime in my life when I’ve reached a real low point and feel hopeless, that’s when Jesus Christ steps in and turns everything around giving me a blessing I never thought possible that turns everything around

>EVERY TIME HE DRINKS HE GETS SCHIZO
he's literally me

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seek help from anywhere and everywhere. it can be had for free. just expressing it at all helps.

also improve yourself - hobbies, exercise, activities, reading, social groups, etc.

remember you have value and unique attributes and abilities no one else does. appreciate them, use them.

>schizo
Average /uhg/ poster

kek!
It's the maple syrup! (Here it's the sweet tea)

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Same, fren

BINGO!

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Same Brother. They're in our walls

Checked and kek'd

Kek

Do they even know who got shot

Man, that's messed up. Tearing her makeup up, wtf man

DOUBE BINGO

It wasn't even physical. God, fat people are so dramatic.

Nice. I'm close.

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>i'd rather be
then you'd not be an INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE

good choice

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Birthday, Bloody Birthday…

Are you retarded? It's code for black male, you glorified shit wiper.

>I have an uh...emergency and need a big booty latina

it's a curse.
demons in the liquor

The victim is in an ambulance.

this bitch is soulless holy shit.

Go to church in the morning, trust me. Ask them for help.

Cope
Seethe
Dilate

Niggers can't even have a birthday party without shooting each other

Based GNAA chad

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WHERE THE FUCK IS NYE COUNTY????

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That's strange, I have the same emergency....

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Nice. Dogs always love me. Only exception was little yapper my ex's family owned. Used to sneak up behind me. Her family was wacked and I think he absorbed that.

Niggas having a minions birthday

>I'd rather be incel
So.... volcel?

You just know Danny Brown would show up instead and smell weed

>mad zoomer is gonna shit up my threads because he's mad he has to go to court and be an adult
Lmao kys

From a football field away.

A k9 was deployed

peaked last night

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on second cider going for 3 tonight. maybe i'll tyrone's and the rest of the parties actions late tomorrow. including the bud light knight/gunslinger half gnome.
>Chicago.mp4
sweet tea sounds good.

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It's dey culcha!

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If you hint to the dispatcher that everybody involved is white they won't send him.
me on the bottom

driving to a call right now. it takes awhile

Migraine relief and Burf control - are these linked?

youtube.com/watch?v=l417iA7iQeo

>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The 9/11 shows have started airing

>has to go to court and be an adult
Has this ever happened to anyone?
>get called for jury duty
>get there at like 7:30 am
>wait until lunch break
>get lunch
>come back
>"There are no need for jurors today, you can all go home"

if only the criminals were smart enough to know how to peacefully neutralize doggos

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I'm a little drunk right now and please feel free to tell me to go fuck myself. But I had a thought. So if shit pops off and we end up having a calamity will historians say that GamerGate was the start of the second civil war? I just feel that's what brought me here and what made me okay with reading some differing opinions about certain populations than what I once held.

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never forget

when?

>never been to court before other than for jury duty
Yes, they ask you to be there early as fuck especially if you have to appear.

at least you got lunch. every bitches about jury duty but I'm looking forward to it now that I have a steam deck

Imagine responding to jury duty lmao

These star appliques for the face are a metaphor for leftism. Hide and lie about the problem while making it worse.

Fuck! I was on travel in a hotel room with 1200 channels but no Reelz or WiFi!!!

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I’m on summons for federal jury duty. This happens like evety other year. Why bros?

It depends on who wins.