ON PATROL: LIVE THREAD #2 FUCK PIGGY NIGGY

ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00PM EDT AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Any Forums approved chat
trovo.live/s/stinkymotherfckr

Other streams
ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream

Looking for more to add

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FAMILY-FRIENDLY BINGO:
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who in the fuck is stella???

random opera music

nigger fucker shit

first for gas station opera

Opera Nation how we doing

some tripfag memeflaggot

some name fag who is obsessed with attention

Suddenly...opera

yesterday they accidentally played windows 10 error sounds. their interns suck

PigNig seems like a genuinely miserable person

Wanted for what?!

Surprisingly cultured gas station.

First for stop being mean to the token tranny

honk honk

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A stunning and brave poster who doesn't understand that this is an anonymous imageboard.

>Nigress filming on her phone

It's amazing how many times they pull some guy over and they've got no driver's license and/or an active warrant
I don't fucking get it.

My butt itches.

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>it's not safe to drive watching ESPN on your phone
This guy.

Lil nigga has to shop at baby gap

>no citation for watching TV while driving
somehow this nigger is still 100x better than piggie niggie

ARIGATO CHEF-SAN, We just need a wal-mart report and BINGO for me.

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well as long as i don't have to see this fag

Yeah he’s like that dickhead from Nye county who looks a Mexican, dude is a power tripping faggot

woah a marathon, will that be streamed here too? That would be comfy

>take him on a warrant
>no citations
>don't tow his car
I like this cop

ive sold drugs and done other illegal shit for most of my life and never got caught, all i can say is this

one crime at a time

and hopefully the last

The Nigger Cop just gave Nigger crook a "Warning" for driving in the middle of the road watching his iPhone.

I'm close too.

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>Taking out a mortgage for your dog

COMMERCIAL BREAK
TIME FOR MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=87xeb4DTIcY

He also properly arrested him on a warrant?

She gets off on the attention, just ignore it

>LOOK AT ME
>I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW

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What? We have OPL tomorrow too????? Tell me I'm not dreaming bros

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>smoking weed
>while driving
>while watching football clips on your phone
>while having no license
>while you have warrants out
do niggers really...?

Round Robin
Full card
4 corners

I'm not sure what the "marathon" entails...I checked the upcoming schedule on SelectTV and it has a repeat of this episode at midnight (as normal) then paid programming at 3am.

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Probably cut out a part where he told piggy niggy he was a CI.

Ok on Any Forumstrol live chads. Who's your favorite tranny porn star?

Comfy again tonight!

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he got arrested for warrants anyway. cops can use their discretion. not much point in being a dickhead for watching a phone when he had other shit

It was on Monday (labor day)

you can neck alongside him faggot

You lost?

Which ones have killed themselves? I like those ones.

you should watch the louisiana parole board streams if you dont already.

SoClose.jpeg

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Kyliebitkin

I was on the phone with a credit card joint, taking care of a problem and the bitch is telling me HOW BUSY she was and right after that, I hear the "You've won" music for solitare playing in the background.

>My butt itches.
based

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This show makes America look bad. Europeans must think we are a bunch of animals.

We're all frens here. No need to larp

they don't show the ones where the driver is clean and only has a broken tail light.
plus i think the cops use the tail light as an excuse to pull over any 'sketchy' looking verhicles. i bet they have a sixth sense about people who don't have their shit in order

Genuine Gia.

CI?

your mom

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Did you know that Americans like her more while Japan likes Rei more

>She

Yes.
Yes they do, we see it every fucking week

based

Where do you think we are right now?

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Not gay but if I was, kawaii rosie

hahahahaha niggers are so stupid its the funniest shit, thank the heavens for on patrol

someone who's not into tranny porn must be larping? Interesting POV.

who cares lmao they will all freeze to death this winter

Oh I'm sure there's a bunch of cherry picking going on with regards to who they show.
I just don't understand why somebody wouldn't get that shit fixed, is all

>two vehicles shooting at one another
how did this not happen in kino county?

"confidential informant" they get away with doing crimes because they snitch on people up the ladder

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That makes perfect sense actually lel

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>shooting each other

Truly American

>was on
>Labor Day
Labor Day is in 2 days

Yes, Any Forums an extremely gay board full of trannies

I AM CORNHOLIO

100% your porn history is filled with tranny porn

another victim of simon says

kek if you don't want to be on TV for shooting at another car maybe just don't shoot at another car

im guessing the other vehicle was a dodge ram and the driver was drunk

Just to remind everyone
Dude fuck police a cop gave me a ticket today for going 7 over in a 35 and then because my license is two weeks expired he fucking slapped that on and said since I didn’t have a ride home he had to follow me to my house… meanwhile there’s street walking hookers and other vagrants opening doing drugs a block down! Fuck police man! They’re scared to go after real criminals so fuck over white guys like me

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CORNHOLIO!

>his pants don't fit

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I have to break away as there's an hour of the 1966 Batman on over at METV

you're now 0 for 2

Cornholio procedure to take the perp

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confidential informant.

fuck off pedo kike

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>cross your legs
>place your hands on top of your head
>piss yourself
>I SAID PISS YOURSELF

stop

(get behind me satan)
Certain cars look like blue light specials driving down the road, I’ve ridden in a few of those and if your car is fucked up yheres a higher probability of getting pulled over since they think there’s drugs or other things going on

Trucks, ranked -- an irrefutable list:
>RAM
>F-150
>Tacoma
>that Honda one
>Nissan get fucked

I threw out my back in a bad way today
do you guys have any advice as to how I can get this shit back in order in time for work next week?

You old boomer fuck. Just DVR it

Sure thing user.

Why was your license expired?
Did you forget when your birthday was?

no :)

>100% your porn history is filled with tranny porn
Do you jerk it thinking about other males watching tranny porn?

>RAM
IT'S RAAM

>have to ask if the guy speaks english
sad

when are you going to tell your parents you got a ticket?

Hyundai #1

i drive an F-150 and i obey all the laws. RAMs statistically have the highest number of drunk drivers

Healing Back Pain by Sarno is the agreed upon classic that has worked for many people

>I just GOT CAUGHT breaking the law and the government penalized me
>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME????

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CHAT IF YOU'RE GONNA ARGUE IN MY THREAD, YOU'RE NO LONGER FREN AND NO LONGER WELCOME.

This.
We're gonna be posting comfy, warm rooms while the Yuros are gonna have their toes frozen off.

Heat pad.

Checked

Doge rams loose their value quicker than any other truck, dodges in general loose their value fast like a fucking Land Rover

these cops backing up like theyre doing a fucking hostage extraction

maybe he's the guy from last week who's license was expired and his plates expired and his mommy told him they expired at the end of the month

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Woah there, fren!

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You will never be a woman.

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FOUND
ON
ROAD
DEAD

>i’z Drankin and smokin

I don't have one of those and I have negative dollars

I like my Dodge Ram though

It ok brother. It's anonymous here. No one will know

BASED DOG

Wasn't the #1 vehicle by a large margin for DUIs a dodge ram?

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Ibuprofen and heat pad. Stretching and massage it if you can

“He dog be bitin’ me”

They run the whole on patrol over again at midnight. I'll be up.

Ram driver here.
Checked and keked

BARF LOOK AT THAT BELLY

STOMACH

Dog bite

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Rams are cheaper to start with too, because nobody would buy one if they have to pay the same as what a Ford of Chevrolet costs. They're discount trucks for discount kinda people.

>dog attack
SHITBULL?!?

THAT BELLY EWWWWWW

whoa, stretch marks or belly hair?

is kot here?

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Anons, this guy's photo is in the dictionary next to "projection"

7.45 in burgerland

bro...

>Let her go
Well guess it wasn't a pitbull.

The absolute state of the gut.

yes. dodge rams are drunk drivers. F150 master race

What the fuck was wrong with it?

this bitch is a crack head

Officer Tolman less hot then her photo from all actives on the show tonight, disappointed to say the least.

Cryotherapy. Or a good amount of tumeric.

EVERY TIME

...

another user on trovo runs a COPS marathon for a couple hours after this ends

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WHERE PISSPOT KOT AT?

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She probably gave birth within the last 6 months. It takes a while to go back to normal, sometimes doesn't.

That belly screams she had 10 niglets

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Shitbull

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I was in the pregame thread.

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>pitbull type ah dog

monkeypox

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I drive it to patrol parks

Nigger women are ugly and nigger men are ugly and nothing the kikes can do will ever change that reality.

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They should use infrared or other heat detecting device to find fired firearm and/or shells

Go see a chiropractor, that's what I do when I fuck my back up. It's 45 bucks and insurance covers 38 bucks of it back into my pocket but even if I didn't get any back the 45 bucks is well worth it.

>enhance

>it was like a pitbull type of dog
god niggers are just so fucking stupid

Checked?

Tell your cat I said whats up, what's goin on?

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she's a crack head you can tell by the rapid weight loss by the loose skin

fucking nurgle worshippers man

Imma pet the kitty

based i was late today

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>Black

>Pitbull

You dont say?

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It ain't $45 here in the usa.

This is actually top bingo etiquette. Gonna start going this from now on.

All paid for by hardworking White men.

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you just know the whyte woman wants the dog's knot

snoopy chad

and the dark circles around her eyes

despite being 13 percent of the dog race they cause almost 60 percent of dog attacks

She says "meow".

The heat dissipates too quick for that to be useful.

You can’t put a price on your well being user. Get the heat pad, use it over the holiday and return it Tuesday.

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Meth heads VS crack heads. Who wins?

This. And alternate heat/ice

ok

i cannot imagine answering the door EVER without a shirt. proof that white people can be niggers too.

The chiro I was going to was ~$100, I should probably go. This is the worst I've ever fucked up my back.

gay af

Damn really? Shit

>fucking nurgle worshippers man
kek

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PCP users

meth heads definitely

meth heads win every time. meth lasts like 18 hours

Checked

So many triples in this thread

New Mexico

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monkeypox alert

>muh roommate

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Reelz runs the whole thing over.

This white trash has at least A-cup tits

this is the crack house, welcome to the crack house

ON GOD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS

always

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Should I watch this on TV or play some Forza Horizon 5? I just got the Hot Wheels expansion

She was a feral kitten. Only I can pet her and that was only after I owned her for 2 years. She's about 13 years old now and likes belly rubs now too, but only from me.

Crack head queer

>On god she dindu nuffin fr fr no cap

A SHITBULL.

This guy is a faggot.

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dog likes the taste of nigger

he drinks a lot of beer you can tell by his body

Shitbulls all need to die

Give her some shrimp snacks

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Fentanyl

Kek'd
Saved

can't do both?

Man that is much cheaper in canada. 45 leafbux which is like 36 burger bucks.

play during the many commercial breaks user, it's not like there's a story

>roommate

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Lol they're investigating a nigbull bite

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call in the Nye Rider

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watch this, your tranny racing game will still be there once the show ends.

Not on the same TV.

>haha she likes to nip
death to all shitbulls and their owners inshallah

forza is based but this is only on 2 days a week.

>Back to Ridealong.

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Paterson legit looks like a terrifying place to exist.

Nigga fuck you, I love racin games.

>your tranny racing game
I'm curious, what makes it a tranny racing game?

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BAKING DO NOT WORRY. I AM SLEEPY BUT I SHALL BAKE FOR A WHILE.

Coheed and Cambria over here in paterson

what are you *racist* or something

lololol