ITT: We post climate change hoaxes

This deserves a thread

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Scientists make new discoveries and update their models constantly. Only a Scientifically illiterat chud like y'all would not understand this.

the laws of the sea are able to be administered throughout the entire floodplane
>global warming is happening that means
>all the area we want power in is now under the floodplane

what does this mean, it means they are able to fuck you harder than ever before

So trust the science....even tho we know it will change and what we are supposed to trust today will be proven wrong tomorrow......?

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> scientists cook up more bullshit every day because they need a job.
> muh global warming
> we all drown in 2000
i literally sit here in 2022 and nothing happened.
> give me that science
as usual oh and
> the vax is 100% safe
am i wrong?

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> if you dont employ me for pulling boogers out of my nose for the next 22 years and pay me 255k were all going to die dude!
must be the case

you bunch of faggot larpers love the conartists because the lof of you are con artists themselves

Spielman

>Believe the we-don't-really-have-a-clue-but-we're-working-on-it-so-shut-up-serf

>It's fine if he's wearing a white coat.

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do you even realize that were all making less money, a big chunk less, because of all these useless con artists^^
thought youre so ultra capitalist, how can you let this slide!

Itt: you play their game with their rules.
they don't fucking care about climate change. It's just to get you to do the dance they want you to do, retard.
They just want to launder money and they aren't listening and they definitely don't care about "buh buh buh buh but what if the tables were turned?!?!" they laugh at you. Go undercover. Pretend to be a leftoid and make leftoid friends. They laugh when Republicans do that "what if the sides were reversed" shit because they obviously fucking know they're hypocrites.

Tldr stop giving snakes the benefit of the doubt.

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>UN Climate Change Bullshit
So you mean the chinese plan to make fossil fuels cheaper for themselves while making the west reliant on products from smog heavy and ultra polluting China ?
Caring about the environment is the last thing you fucks care about.

I want to know how to make it real.

Dang they knew! Its odd being on the other side of that tipping point and sweing hurricanes every year when we used to get them every 10 or so. 127 degrees in death valley the other day! And they knew all the way back then it would happen. Crazy af.

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> its okay when mr shekelscience gets 255-500k every year for cooking up bullshit
> but its not okay for you to make any money whatsoever doing your bullshit job
sometimes i wonder if you people are all insane^^

Exactly, which is why we should never make government policy based on incomplete or refutible data, especially when those policies can have adverse effects on nature or the populations...

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>I am not wrong after being proven wrong decade after decade
>You are!
So tired of dealing with feminized morons like yourself.

Then it's easier to wait for the updated model than to fight climate change.

>In two years guys
>This time for real

this needs to be a general
fuck these bastards

50 yo boomer here.
They always used say everything bad will happen by the year 2000.
Ice caps will melt, animals will be extinct, ozone will be depleted, air will be poisoned all by the year 2000.

the trends, we must reverse them.

2 more weeks to flatten the curve!

for money of course

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You sound like my idiotic, MSM worshipping, Democrat family. I'll prove shit is a lie using actual data and links, and that is almost their precise response. "Scientists just don't everything yet."

Or it's a goddamned lie. The most likely scenario when someone tells you something factually wrong year after year is that they're lying, not accidentally incorrect. And if you're always incorrect, why the fuck should I listen to you?
This. Do you really think scientists are going to go against the globalist narrative when they can get paid to help an agenda

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Claiming entire nations would be wiped off the face of the earth isn’t from outdated climate models retard, that’s just straight fear mongering climate change porn. If the scientists models are that bad that’s even more of a reason to not trust them. That’s like going to the shop to replace a flat tire and having the mechanic tell you you need to replace the whole car.

professional Doomsayers

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>entire nations
lol they've really walked that back recently. They starting saying coastal areas, now they've even walked back that and are saying beach front properties. Pretty soon, it's going to be the sidewalk along the beaches lmao

link? source?

To play devil's advocate here, if I'm reading it correctly it doesn't say entire nations would be under water by 2000. It says that if the trend wasn't reversed by 2000, nations would be under water at some unspecified point after that as a result.

were going down in flames because there are too many lazy slobs conning everyone around them.
the anglo-sphere with their political correctness and woke madness plays the biggest part in this.
> im the most virtuos and holy person
> me me me m
fuck off

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update this

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Exactly. That's why this isn't a gatcha. It's their game. It's their rules. They say it the way they do so they have an escape for when the money dries up or their prediction is proven false.
It's a useless battle to fight. People need to just start saying "so what?" or "who gives a shit?"

>Scientists make new discoveries and update their models
every two weeks

The science is settle, master baiter.

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