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Official laugh at americans thread
Nicholas Peterson
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Cameron Nguyen
Why laugh? This is good news for Americans. Do you really want a black woman on the moon for them to make movies about for centuries?
Hudson Price
Did UltraMAGAQHeadquarters say this would happen?
Nathan Bailey
isn't Kamala Harris the czar of Space?
is there anything under her watch that doesn't end up utterly fucked up
Nolan Harris
It's launching tomorrow at around 2:15pm EST dummy.
Austin Cook
creating a massive fuck off rocket is hard, user. Gloating about it shows what a paretic чикиджия are you.
Henry Morgan
I want a black woman to blow up trying to land on the moon.
Zachary Hernandez
nasa is part of the government, dork. that has nothing to do with americans, they hate us more than they hate you.
Kayden Carter
space is so fucking fake and gay
Chase Turner
I'm glad.
NASA is gay as fuck and should be totally defunded.
Christopher Robinson
but they did it 60 years ago..? do they need to invade germany again for it to work?
Tyler Morgan
LMAO
>the moon=White
>the only people to set foot on the moon=white
the "seethe" must be endless
Logan Walker
A moon rocket mission 20 years ago would be the biggest story for weeks but no more after they have turned our scientific institutions into a mockery of their historical versions. Truly a failed civilization
Ryan Allen
>nasa
it use to be cool and successful when it was filled with nazis, now tho...
Alexander Moore
How's the Bulgarian space programme doing?
Daniel Parker
>official laugh at americans thread
>HAHAHAHA
David Reed
I mean yes but also no.
We just barely stopped having to hear about Sally Ride. If a nigger woman dies in space they will build a monument to her that will last longer than the pyramids.
Ayden Ward
Why are Americans doing this?
Gabriel Parker
Juan Morgan
we're already launching dogs into space
Jaxson Foster
It could be something simple, like a bad gasket, fuel pump, or fusible link. I had something similar happen with my geo metro.
Bentley Barnes
about time we made a monument to one of our space test animals.
Nathan Bell
>detroit/harlem is in murica
Ryder Diaz
What kind of metal was under the gold plating on George Floyd casket? Probably some indestructible nasa alloy
Aiden Young
>engine problem
>woman driving
Samuel Phillips
They didn't stop making rocket retard, Space X is entirely US government funded, America just can't paying private corporations to do stuff instead of doing it themself even though it costs more
Jack Bell
me on the left doing all the actual work
Ryan Allen
The technology was lost, can't recreate the rocket engines. That's believable right goy, that 69 years of progress and modern day engineers can't recreate or improve on something built by hand and slide rules
Robert Carter
they also accidentally deleted the footage, whoopsie!
Logan Parker
>mr nigger conman air will send me to the moon
Caleb Garcia
This is good for me. I'm working an Artemis III proposal, and every delay of Artemis I pushes back NASA's release of the official BAA for HLS Appendix P, giving me more time to get shit done. Once that BAA drops, it's going to be a fucking sprint to get the proposal in.
Grayson Ross
How's the Bulgarian space program going?
Artemis 1 was only delayed a few days.
We launch later today.
See you on the other side.
William Adams
Are you retarded? SpaceX has multiple successful launches per week, I agree elon musk is a shithead but their rockets work and are launching all the time
Caleb Rivera
We could get to the moon 50 years ago on stolen Nazi technology but can't go back today. Need to see if any of those Boys from Brazil are still around and clone us some German scientists.
Jacob Stewart
>number of Bulgarians to have ever been on the moon: 0
Yeah, maybe it is.
>t. dumbfuck who drove two hours to watch it on Monday only for it to get scrubbed
Aiden Morgan
o no a black womn mite laff at me boo hoo
Lucas Clark
Laugh at NASA
>they have Space X doing all the mule work and still can't get the fucking thing off the ground
SAD!
Nicholas Gutierrez
very cool
Austin Nguyen
The Telemetry to and from the moon is what they claim was deleted
>Basically the proof
Asher Baker
>number of murricans to have ever been on the moon: 0
Jacob Thompson
>and clone us some German scientists.
they did that decades ago
you alienated them and quarantined them on this site
Grayson Cook
>I agree elon musk is a shithead
Why, because journos on twitter told you so?
Gavin Thompson
what's this pic?
Leo Perez
Sorry to hear user :(
Jack Sullivan
KEK
Austin Flores
Because he doesn't actually make money he just scam the government, the majority of his corporate income is US government subsidy. He's a corporate welfare queen.
Dylan Butler
sheer coincidence! checked
Benjamin Myers
>We just lost the Moon
>Forever
Bentley Bennett
New Rules: every time a rocket goes into space, someone important dies.
Oliver Johnson
The perfect medium is for the rocket to fail in a way that gives her time to realize her situation is hopeless, panic, shout obscenities, renounce her faith in America, blame the Jews at NASA, and generally act a fool before comfort-twerking as the cabin loses pressure and she freezes in mid thot.
Samuel Jenkins
i know someone driving 12 hours right now to go see it, so if it does get cancelled again you don't have to feel so bad