BREAKING: Russia says Nord Stream gas pipeline shut down indefinitely due to oil leak

Pure coincidence

Doesn't EU have filled storage now or something? Or is that just a cope/lie?

Theres just one turbine running, they need oil.
Cope how you want, Im just happy things are happening at last.

So how many countries are going to freeze to death in a few months?

the government here is talking about frequent blackouts and energy rationing this coming winter.
it's over.

Yeah some countries have their storages filled for 100% (but they are very small looool)

I sure do love being under the boot of the Jews at the American State Department. Feels great having all my disposable income consumed by fuel bills because we have to shoot ourselves in the foot trying to stop Russia controlling somewhere nobody cared about until 6 months ago.

OP is eating a dick right ow, you're too late.

Hopefully all the world

Why do they have to lie about everything. Why can't they be straight up and say they're shutting it down on purpose.

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So this is really gonna affect ALL of Europe? It's hard to figure out who is super fucked, and who is just gonna be tenderly fucked

I am not coping just find it funny. Hope Russia encites riots here because otherwise ZOG wont stop.

I don't think people will stand for it.
Some governments are getting kicked out of power before the winter is over.

>freeze to death
i have my window open 365 days a year

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One hunnit% is about 3fiddy days

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Ruskies trying the same strategy as China.
Create a fake shortage of things and expect that prices will rise giving you more profit.
Sadly this does not work as effectively as they think

>Or is that just a cope/lie?
Probably, I don't believe for a second our storage would last for a whole winter.

>hope BASF is OK so I don't lose my job shitting on white people and hiring unqualified niggers

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>OP is eating a dick right ow, you're too late.
Kek. What a faggot.

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Uuhm deutsch brudis, seif ihr ok?

It works very well, just look at fucking diamonds. Why would you think a monopoly wouldn't be able to affect the price?

Bei Mir, Spasai Rossiya!

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>filled storage
Thats cope they fill it for 20-30ct ypu think they are going to sell it for 4-10ct like most contract? Hell no its just a way to show they did something.

As much as this amuses me I'm sad because there are no fucking riots or anarchy or anything

All i see is the brit clown telling people to buy a new kettle and the krauts saying they wont back down support ukraine at any cost

my country is full of max vaxxed npcs, they won't do anything except grovel and whine.

ZOG, who owns your leaders, are the ones who pushed you to sanction Russia KNOWING this would be the result of that action
So whatever happens next is also a result of an action taken by ZOG, who knew damn well what would result from said action

You're not about to stick it to anyone

It was probably like in the US, where cops sprinkle crack on dead niggers.

"Squirt squirt - look Ivan, there is oil leak. We must shut turbine down."

How those sanctions working out for you?

If we have a cold winter you'll see some shit.
Especially in places like London.

Can Russia put a vacuum on the line and take it all back? Fuck Europe. Russia and the US should have joined forces before Germany's homosexuality could ever poison our culture

I hope you guys have wood burners. From watching the bong real estate shows you guys have almost no insulation in your houses. And converted fireplaces to art or some other shit.

He is talking about the niggers user.

How can you freeze to death if global warming will keep us comfy ?

Maybe the sand people will go home

UK will probably be OK - we have just about got our (only) gas storage back online in the north sea and have several large-scale LNG ports that we can use for imports.
Renweable mix does better over the winter as it's generally windy all the time.

It'll still be costing about 300% more for domestic electricity and 400% more for domestic gas though

>German keks lost cheap gas source for a nation that doesn't even appreciate their help and kvetch that they don't enough
How does it feel?

oops, sorry my bad

I’ve been telling my wife that shit might get real over there and for us to just live in the states until winter is over, but again she’s Danish and thinks its a conspiracy.

you have to be a roach if you have that flag and don't know how a pump works or a compressor works

Eurobros, no matter how hungry you get, please don't eat each other. It's not worth losing your humanity.

does she know how to make those little cookies that come in tins?
if not, tell her to shut her mouth until she does

Can they eat cakes though?

Fuck you Germans to death. You all get what you deserved, The entire EU can suck my fat nuts.

Problem is that the UK government are free market radicals and won't prohibit exports.

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During winter Europe consumes all of its reserves, plus constant gas supplies via pipeline (150 billion cubic meters, from Russia). Now think about it.

They are safe and effective

What's with Russia's kikeism? Just come out and say you stopped it, no need for this shekelering.

LOL, good.

They have imported whole populations of people who are experts at making mudcakes, so it seems reasonable.

>mfw yuropoors

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Oh, I'm retarded. Not 150 billion. It's like 15 billion per month.

Not countries.
The natives will be fine.
Question should be how many niggers will freeze to death.
Answer is most of them, and now I think about it they will probably die from trying to get heat.
Loading up an empty drum and setting it on fire, homeless style, but in the living room.

theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/01/south-african-court-bans-offshore-oil-and-gas-exploration-by-shell

REBEL.

That happened in America a year or two ago. Mostly niggers setting their homes ablaze when a snow storm swept over the South. That and bringing generators into their homes kek.

> Doesn't EU have filled storage now or something? Or is that just a cope/lie?
The EU stores during summer because in winter Nord isn't very functional, now look up when the shut downs started, do you get it now?

>gas pipeline
>oil leak
Based kremlin shitposters

They give us a chance to salvage the situation and stop the sanctions to solve the issues.

Is there a decent mud in Europe though?

>tfw being Ginger finally pays off.

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Whoa haha giving military equipment to the enemy of your energy provider might be dumb??? Haha woops