Tolkiens fan are up against 10,000 paid shills, MSM and unfair curation?

Will you let them stand alone?
Do your duty.

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Checked.
Why would Jews do this?

They are going to get massacred like the Orcs at Helm's Deep

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RATE A 3-5
1 STAR REVIEWS GET REMOVED

I did my part

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They can't remove them all

I wanna see song and dance numbers. god these movies are so boring.
they think people drone speaking to each other is entertainment.

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this is not entertainment
THIS is entertainment.
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I don't think you can pay enough shills against the whole LOTR and tolkien fandom especially if you piss them off by shitting on them for your profit and satanic political nonsense.

Or.. I will just not watch it, just like I don’t watch game of trannies nor most western shows. I will just stick to cartoons, anime and schizo/comfy youtubers. Get fucked.

People who rely on “reviews” are fucking retarded and beyond saving. If you can’t figure out a show is shit after seeing a tiny bit/trailer you might be a normalnigger.

Might watch the last 3 star wars shitshows today just to laugh at it.

They will certainly try

They literally did it for female Ghostbusters

I'm watching it now, I don't know how a billion dollars gets something so bad. I pirated it, paying for any streaming service is npc teir.

Now, this is a story all about how
Tolkien's work got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just light a hearth
I'll tell you how I became an elf in an Earth called Middle Earth

In West Philadelphia born and raised
In the juvie was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some Uzis instead of goin' to school
When a couple of Jews started bixing a nood
Said they came all the way from Hollywood
They gave me one little contract and said "sign right there,
and you're movin' with your brothers to Amazon's lair"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "xe/xim" and the driver was queer
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought to myself "Can these crackas get any gayer?"

I pulled up to the mansion of Bezos and his gang
And assumed the lordship of - what else - the rangs
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To star in the show as the elf with nappy hair

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everything is fake and gay

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Checked
>Defend the hive mode activated

The most real reviews are 2-4. 10 or 1 is just shill vs shill

Cool plebbit spacing faggot
Go back to jew tube

Fuck Tolkien and Hollywood. All of these streaming platforms should be learning from hollywoods mistakes instead of failing and doubling down on broken models. Get out of California and grow your business idiot fucks

Seems like the shills are failing if it's already down to 6.

>started bixing a nood
Aaaaannd I'm dead.

OH LAWDY LAWD CHILE YO AZZ BETTUH GIVE THEM RANGZ BACK TO US KANGZ

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>RATE A 3-5
>1 STAR REVIEWS GET REMOVED

Breddy much

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>Tolkiens fan are up against 10,000 paid shills, MSM and unfair curation?
Or maybe it's actually good and you are getting pointlessly upset over skin color.

It's really not that bad. Except for raping the lore. And the elves launching each other into the air with swords. And how they summed up thousands of years of history in 2 minutes. And the trees being so close together. No mention of silmarils, just war because bad guy (didnt even mention spider) and the hobbits are now just greasy tent dwellers. And the eastern people arent swarthy. And