Vaccine exemption

After nearly 1 year of not providing a vax card I've been audited and must provide one.

They're saying I need to give it to them as the company requires it, any tips?
I have the Any Forums exemption for religious beliefs and I'm catholic but I want to cover my bases.
I'm in Oregon BTW

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The pope is a vaxfag. You have to go Byzantine Catholic, Dutch Reformist, or Christian Scientist. Some pastors go against their churches and will write you an exempt letter if necessary.

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Tell them to fuck themselves and start your own business doing the same thing you do now, but as an independent contractor.

Tell them you are a black woman and you ain't lettin no crackas Tuskegee you this time! You're in Oregon so this will work.

I'll give this a try, I was informed via email and didn't want to reply quite yet.
It's bizarre they're still requiring this shit

It you're comfortable with sharing, what industry are you in? It is rather strange that your company decided to care now. I thought we were done with vax hysteria, but I'm in Texas so it never really took off here

"accidentally put me wallet in thee wishiewasher nd thee cardboard wen't all flimsy like yeh... spare a fag b'chance gov'ner??

A bomb is a bad choice for close range combat

Get vaccinated

You being Catholic is irrelevant as your religion or religious beliefs are none of their business.

Replicate this document and give it to them.

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fucking lol. Try accusing a fag of challenging your identity as a straight person that's always a fun one

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I wish I could I don't want to much info out its a small and obv industry were not funded by Medicare tho

i didnt play their "is it religious or medical" game. Told them it was unreasonable to force me to take an experimental injection for a respiratory illness i have a 99.8% chance of surviving

even the HR rep thought i was making a good point when framed that way but they ended up terminating me in the end. I miss the money but I had a few co-workers die of a heart attack in the last year, one a couple of days ago

Just say no. Worst case they fire you and you collect unemployment for a while.
Sometimes youre better off just finding a new job man.
Its the only way I managed to move up in my career. Each job would stall out (its common practice for management to not want to promote from within because it can be more risky than hiring some rando).
Each time my pay or advancement stalled out, Id look for other work, and quite a few times, I quit.

Are there any links to previous archived threads anyone has? Tried Google with no luck most were spam general threads

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I took this approach just a few weeks ago, it took a while to get hired, around 5 months. In my field I don't want to risk that again with a recession looming.
I have thought about quitting though

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>After nearly 1 year of not providing a vax card I've been audited and must provide one.
>They're saying I need to give it to them as the company requires it, any tips?
I have the Any Forums exemption for religious beliefs and I'm catholic but I want to cover my bases.
>I'm in Oregon BTW

Just tell them you are jewish

coffeeandcovid.com/p/primer-on-religious-exemption-requests-f31

Tell them "no"

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good iea

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What's this shit about needing a pastor to sign off on your religious beliefs? You don't need to talk about fetuses and abortion.

>web.archive.org/web/20220413100408/https://cocatholicconference.org/template-for-religious-exemption-from-covid-19-vaccines/
The pope can be personally in favour of something or not without it affecting Catholic theological reasoning. He would have to speak ex cathedra to change doctrine like that and he did not. Sure have been lots of bigots ready to explain to Catholics what their religion is, acshully.

Best idea. If they get angy say they're anti Semitic

Tell them you're transvaccinated.