Staying warm tips thread

Fellow Germans, how do you intend to ward off the cold this winter?

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Burn jews

just play crisis on max settings

Just wear a sweater and grab a blanket, you muppet.

It's Germany, not Finland.

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freeze nigger freeze

>how to fill your lungs with candle soot

Do you really need all of those nuts and washers? Why three nested pots?

Breed with Canadians so you can get our cold resistant genes.
I will gladly impregnate 1 german shepherd for every reply this post gets

fpbp. xD

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I'm going to post pictures of warm comfy fireplaces all winter while you freeze to death