Why are tradies all dishonest, unintelligent scumbags?

> electrician says he can arrive between 8 and 12
> shows up at 12
fine
> gets to work on the kitchen lights and new switch install
> whatever I'll spend time in the living room
> I'm GOONING on the livingroom couch for probably 2.5-3 hours
> asshole walks in asking some bullshit
apparently too stupid to do his job without help
> avoids eye contact, starts packing his tools up
> says he won't finish the job without directions
> leaves and says another electrician can finish the job
Why are all tradies so rude and disgusting? Theft of service is ILLEGAL

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You're jacking off on the couch and the electrician is weird?

>I'm GOONING
stopped reading, zoomer gibberish

You let another man do your electrical? You let him fuck your wife too?

>GOONING
drinking wine from a bag?

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> asshole walks in asking some bullshit

What did he ask?

Are you too stupid to do the job yourself? White to white, black to black and screw on some wire nuts. Seriously, hiring a man to do handy work around your house is the gayest shit I could ever think of

if its a single light switch you can learn to do that in 2 hours if youre not canadian.
wtf is gooning.
If youre gonna make words up prov a definition.

on the switch its black to gold screw and wire nut the whites, im not an electrician and i wired my entire house

what do you mean? it's well known as common as having sunday dinner or going out for a sunday drive or going with friends for sunday golf, Many people go for a goon sesh where and when appropriate

Well no shit you autistic fuck. All im saying is most electric is simple. If you’re changing out an already installed switch and light fixture, how stupid would you need to be to fuck it up?

This is why right to repair is retarded. Apparently "working class people" can't do anything without detailed instructions. And fuck these handymen who ask for things like extension cords. That's your job, bud. And stay the fuck out of my driveway. Park on the street and walk an extra 10 feet instead of asking me to move from MY space.

fr, no cap.

>Indianmangrabbingfanandbeingelectrocuted.mp4

>appliance repairman
>tradie

What's weirder, jacking off in the jizzroom, or wiring up the jizzroom for 240V electric and radio-controlled window blinds? We know from Nurenburg "I was just doing my job" isn't a defence. He knows what he did. Jissrooms aren't born they're made.

>gooning
explain yourself millennial

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You're lucky. If it was me I would've hooked your switch up to a nail sticking through the wall and put a little sign on it that said "Spicy Spike" and give you a couple blood stains around it for effect.

Did you pay in advance?
If so you got nobody to blame but yourself.

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You’re a fag

>We know from Nurenburg "I was just doing my job" isn't a defence.

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Picrel was tradie before radio also, go figure.

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wtf? explain to me how it's reasonable to just REFUSE to do a job especially right in the middle of it

Someone edit that to be a BBC.

>I'm GOONING on the livingroom couch for probably 2.5-3 hours
Based.

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>sparky shows up on the ass end of the time advised
>sparky double checks with home owner about scope of works and how he wants the set out done
>rude, ungrateful little cunt cops an attitude about it
>advise the cocksmoking client that continuation of work can’t go ahead without his input
>advise dickhead client that another sparky can come finish the work since some customers just aren’t with the trouble
>cocksmoker client makes a pseudo-social media post about how tradies are scum
Clients like you are fucking insufferable, entitled, window-licking fucks. Nigger-tier attitude. Hope the cunt charges you for callout, but my guy’s telling me you’re some brown indian cunt who wouldn’t pay his bills, anyway. Theft of service is indeed illegal, shame theft of time isn’t, eh?
>t. Dual-qualified plumber/sparky forever steaming about doing maintenance/service work
Life was better on the big jobs..

Checked and this may be the single greatest post a German has ever made.

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>has to deal with stinky niggers all of the time
>why are they assholes?

Because the homeowner is a fag? user just explained.

He doesn't have to perform a service for you. Especially when your being an asshole. Don't like it? Hire someone else or do it yourself.

>"Damn clients, making demands and expecting me to know what I'm doing just because I told them I did. If I wasn't a whore for pay I'd tell them where to stick it"