OH LAWDY GIMME DEM MAFUGGIN RANGZ
OH LAWDY GIMME DEM MAFUGGIN RANGZ
Jordan Watson
Easton Campbell
I'm not even going to pirate this.
Camden Murphy
"Oh no not today not here!" Wojak thought as he saw Pepe take his seat. He know Pepe would never let him live it down that Wojak wages as a waitress. A commotion off in the distence as balloons are release "WHOOOOOOOOOOOSSEEE THE BIRTHDAAY BOOOIIII????!!!!????" the faggot ass manager exclaimed. The wages formed a line through the crowded family restaraunt with signs that are usually outside, inside and animals waering hats and sunglasses. The wagies began to clap and Wojak couldn't help but clap too. "Oh no please no" Wojak fretted "not that way" the singing and clapping wagie line wound its way through the the families like a serpent with debts and had to do stupid shit to pay bills. Tears began to stream down Wojaks face as he neared Pepe's table. HE SAW Pepe's knowing eyes and smug smile made Wojaks mind reel as Pepe laughed and tossed peanuts on the floor "happy birthday to you happy birthday to you"
~fin
Asher Jackson
This is just too funny. Do you have the intro with nigolas and urethra franklin
Noah Howard
Imagine for a second, being an empowered female director who was hired to create dem rangs who has never even picked up a Tolkien book and did all their research on tiktok.
Oliver Reed
Yes of course.
Brandon Wood
DEM RAAAAAAAAAANGS
Isaiah Cook
What is the point of posting this multiple times? From the trailer you can see that it was going to be full of niggers.
Wyatt Martin
I've heard of High Elves.
I've heard of High Yallers.
I ain't never heard of High Yaller Elves!
Carson Davis
fpbp
Zachary Harris
Kekd and saved thank you fren
Adrian Barnes
Will "dem rangz" be the train wreck that finally kills woke movies?
Brayden Lee
Use your power wisely, young hobbit.
Jacob Thompson
There are already signs of this happening. One flop can slide by financiers, investors, and shareholders. But five, ten? "Free money" is also drying up with rising interest rates. Hence the cancellation of Batgirl before it was even released. They did a slew of test screenings, saw how much people hated the "wokeness," and realized it was going to be an absolute disaster. So rather than spend all the additional money on marketing, etc. on an already over-budget production, they canned it. Purely economic decision--and a painful one to make.
Rings of Power was such a huge capital investment for Amazon Studios that it's going to have to outperform some of the best-performing films in the history of the industry to net a fair return for shareholders. And, given the aforementioned state of investment/financing--coupled with the fact that Amazon Studios has already seen some pretty spectacular failures (*cough*Wheel of Time*cough)--a financial failure for the series is going to make executives think very, very seriously about keeping Amazon Studios.
And when the verdict comes back that "it was all the woke" that killed the show's viewership, that's gonna pretty well sink the last nail into the coffin. At the end of the day, companies have a legal responsibility to their shareholders, and they're not going to just keep losing money.
Nathaniel Hill
damn her leg literally looks like a giant thumb
Josiah Nguyen
Those boots look angry under her weight
Daniel Lee
Additionally, you're gonna start seeing this same formula play out in all industries as the "free money" dries up:
>execs have to figure out how to get returns on investment
>dig into why their projects have such a high rate of failure
>"it's the woke"
>realize your company has been infested with hordes woke activists who have been burning through mountains of cash to spread "the message"
>whats-the-easiest-way-to-cut-costs-really-fast.jpg
>thousands of trannies laid off
Josiah Miller
God, I miss the 90s when movies were just eluded out masculine dudes machine gunning evil European terrorists with some big tit bimbo female lead.
Imagine having the formula to print money and just completely fucking it up so you lose money spending millions of dollars on faggots and niggers
>guns
>booba
>explosion
>helicopter
>roll credits
Noah Watson
Eluded = roided*
Jason Allen
>Uh, uh, check it out (Yeah), uh
>Junior T.O.L.K.I.N., uh (R.I.P.)
>Uh (I like lambas) yeah, yeah
>Mad Elevenses (Mmm. Keep rangin')
>To all the elvish by the lake with style and grace
>Allow me to lace these lyrical disses in your precious
>Who rock grooves and make moves with all the lawdies?
>The back of the Shire, sip Miruvor with Celeborn-E
>The back of the Shire, suckin’ toes, my Sam’s behind me
>Mad question askin', pipe-weed passin'
>Dwarves bashin’', but I just can't quit
>Because one of these hobbies Frodo got to creep with
>Sneak with, while Smaug is sleepin’, why not?
>Why blow up my spot 'cause the gold got hot?
>Now check it,
>I got more rocks than Sammie, mad elvish bread
>Believe me, Gimli, I got enough to feed the needy
(I love it when you call me Big Masta)
Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true strider
(I love it when you call me Big Masta)
To the Smigels gettin' money playin Sammies like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Masta)
If you got a rang up in your waist
Please don't smote up the place
(Why?)
'Cause I see some halflings tonight
That should be havin my baby, baby
Gabriel Rogers
Remember that time apple downloaded that gay ass u2 album to everyone’s phones?
You will watch the kangs
Jaxon Price
This image makes me wonder.
We know that dwarven women have beards. This woman's allegedly a dwarven queen, but queenship can be earned by marrying a king. The Hobbit shows that dwarves are perverse and open to miscegenation. So why not accept that a dwarven king has a fetish for big booty black human women, and is roughly the dwarven equivalent of a pedophile, sexing outside his race with unhaired ones. This preserves the canon, glorifies black women for what they want to be celebrated for (their disgusting booty and yearning to be fetishized), and also maintains the leftist degeneracy of the rings of power remake.