I GOTS DEM RANGS (SHE GOT DEM RANGS)
DEM RANGS OF POWAH (OH LAWD)
SAID I GOTS DEM RANGS (YEAH GIRL)
DEM RANGS OF POWAH (OH LAWD)
RANGS OF POWAH
Jeremiah Cruz
Brody Allen
Now, this is a story all about how
Tolkien's work got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just light a hearth
I'll tell you how I became an elf in an Earth called Middle Earth
In West Philadelphia born and raised
In the juvie was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some Uzis instead of goin' to school
When a couple of Jews started bixing a nood
Said they came all the way from Hollywood
They gave me one little contract and said "sign right there,
and you're movin' with your brothers to Amazon's lair"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "xe/xim" and the driver was queer
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought to myself "Can these crackas get any gayer?"
I pulled up to the mansion of Bezos and his gang
And assumed the lordship of - what else - the rangs
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To star in the show as the elf with nappy hair
Tyler Gray
WE WUZ ANU N SHIEEEEEEET
Blake Wright
Overacted sorry
Brody Davis
Nice one, Sergei.
Fuck niggers.
Brayden Clark
niggaaaaaaaa. i love dem rangz. i love dem tolkien n shiet. but dey be white supremacist n shiet. i dont like dem white boyz, nigga. but i love everyfin' dey make and shiet, fuckin' shiet mothafucka. how do i solve dis. nigga. i steal their bike. i become galadriel n shiet. they be pissed n shiet. i take da best coz im da pyramid kang. nigga. im da kangz i take everythin and make it nigga-black we were orcs n shiet. pass u da drugz. OOG. da war drumz of dat orcz. dat slap nigga shiet n shiet.
Brody Baker
but does she got dem wangz?
Jordan Wood
Kangz of the Bling
Jason Walker
Stop, just stop watching it dude.
Cameron Nelson
fuck america, more niggers than africa
mutt faggot nation
Nathan Sullivan
They spent 0 dollars on her makeup and special effects.
Kayden Reyes
WHEN SAURON BRANG TO MIDDLE ERF
DEM BIG OL RANGZ A-POW
DE PIPO AIN'T KNOW WHAT DEY WUZ WORF
DEM BIG OL RANGZ A-POW
Liam Bennett
James Cooper
watcha postin nigga. london be full nigga town dem pakis are pure nigga from niggaland. gang rape white girlz copper dont do shiet.
Jaxson Anderson
>Mup Doll! Merry Doll!
>Didda po mo ring a muhfuggen dong bidda!
>Bix Nood! Jolly Uncle Tom! Bix Noodadillo!
John Parker
Kek
Jaxson Hall
your people got blacked by turks
Nathan Miller
>in the distance, a Noggit appears...
Jeremiah Wood
We waz Rangs n sheeeiittt
Adrian Rivera
Friendly reminder all non human fantasy subraces are morally sub human, and are canonically treated as such by humans, in-universe. Elves, dwarves, hobbits, orcs, et al. are rightfully looked down upon by the kingdom of man. The only race with white morals and ideals is the human race. All halflings and ((goblins)) get the rope, and if you play any non human race in an interactive fantasy setting you are a nigger.
John Bailey
kek
Dylan Young
>wait, what's this?
Nathan Howard
So is this worth watching? I don’t care if the Elves are Black or trans
Nicholas Brown
>Negrolas enters stage left
Matthew Hall
based
Owen Thompson
Remember, this shit costs 750 million US dollars
Mason Gutierrez
You'll love it troon.
Easton Fisher
Top fucking kek
Colton Thompson
Wait for real? HOW?!
Gabriel Jones
Would save time to just take a trip to the DMV. You'll get the same experience
Blake Lee
top kek, well done. Looking forward to the Emmanuel Lewis portayal of Gollum.
Jonathan Butler
Tyler Murphy
Kek
Mason Evans
VILE HALF-BREED ORC
SARUMAN WILL PAY FOR HIS ABOMINABLE CREATIONS
Jeremiah Myers
It's actually one billion according to some sources. (((Jeff Bezos))) thinks it's not about the money. Das rite!
Zachary Kelly
CGI out the ass costs a ton of money, still
And pushing it down everyone's throat aint cheap either.
Gabriel Brooks
It was 500m the last time I hea- oh this is the bit where I say "750 million? what's 1billion between friends, 1.25 billion is chump change Mr. Bezos."
Zachary Perry
Why does it look like she has been huffing gold spray paint in between blow jobs?