LOUISIANA PAROLE BOARD HEARING LIVESTREAM #2 - 9/1/2022

I'm looking at your sheet here user. I see you haven't gotten your Blue Checkmark on Twitter. How many Discord Servers have you started? Also, I'm not seeing very many Good Boy Points listed. Do you have a 2-D girlfriend to help you when you get out?

I'm going to vote no, you need more programs, get your life together. Watch some more Minecraft let's play videos and we'll talk next year.

Parole granted. You have served enough time for murdering 6 people over fast food chicken sandwiches. That wasn't even your fault since you had no control over your actions prior to your programs.

Do you have any boomer jail guard sergeants to vouch for you, user?

can we please hurry up and let this guy out of jail so he can go back to selling horse to 12 year olds in new orleans

oh shit what the fuck are you doing nigger

why even try to get parole if you're going to fuck it up this bad

im taking the program program. in this program learning to appreciate the programs more and more so i can increase my programness.

I fucking love Any Forums.
You guys are the best.

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>how did you feel about your drug dealing hurting your community
>i feel like i don't care

PAROLE STATUS: GRANTED

>wasn't my knife
>as a man, I'm going to defend myself
>i'll die in jail
>sell drugs, i want fast money, i don't care
I ain't no scholar, but not the story I'd go with
If only he had done some pwogwams

I just got off the phone with the state attorney general and the governor. Your conviction has been overturned and you are now a free man with no criminal record.

Does he win something if he hits a certain amount of excuses by the end of the hearing? Motherfucker has an excuse for everything.

Can you always see them attempting to think for the first time in their life so clearly?
>Ah fee bahd
Hate these people

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>More minecraft let's plays
I advise the PiroPito program and suggest parole granting only after finishing the entire playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=7DHOVziRwBA&list=PLbqkLu2V1bJJUQ2aLZjFdz8decGs1kHg-

this thing is a danger to everything

I'm going to jump in and suggest that he applies for Janitor status on one of the boards. It's good to have a well paying job for when you get out.

This MF sounds like bubba gump

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waiting for him to claim his gang is his support network.

He wants chillens so he can have muh leghaci

She on da kawmputas knamsayin

Frith is a fascinating spectacle. The board is transfixed. He definitely has charisma.

I like how he took a parenting pohgrum yet has no children.

me too

i beez order dem just like in kfc n sheit!! i is workin in the gangs n ish family tradition nah i mean

Why does it look like they're asking trannies, serial killer above the law fauci and a retired soccer mom though?

why do the police have star of remphan badges? cringe

maybe his next charge will be carnal knowledge of a minor (it was rape but he's black so not getting consent is okay)

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>What kind of programs y'all have at your prison?

>Mam we got: It Wasn't My Fault, My Childhood Was Bad, Just Talk about Programs, I Can Live With My Cousin...

Because America is an israeli colony

>now accepting bets on parole/denied.
I'm going with denied. not enough pograms

sheryl is not having it with this guy and his excuses

This guy has repeat offender written all over him kek

is this guy legally retarded?

This thing is like a 4yr old.

It seems like they're looking for any reason to approve. They spent more time on this nigger than that one who put a downpayment on his own 18 wheeler and had the charges dropped in court that he was arrested for.

He came to his hearing dressed like a prisoner.
Very, very disrespectful.

Denied.

Can someone please Webm this for me?
I'm at the beach phoneposting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAom8ws8qp4

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he can't do it on his own.

yes ma'am yes sir
>this guy's been in the army for sure, or on a lot of discord servers

Damn right. If they paroled him he would set a new world record for getting arrested again.

the stream was fucking up with that fine young man so I watched some gun videos on youtube. lmao if so. let's see what happens

That's the Parole board.
They're all boomers with tons of experience either in the legal system or in government in general.
It's a pretty cushy job - $40k per year to read some documents about the cases and sit and listen to them a couple hours a day.

anybody know why my id keeps changing?

is Executive Session on the bingo board?!

>I really wanna go home
>I really wanna cool train
>please help me

what did I miss before this??

>is Executive Session on the bingo board?!
If not, it should be.
We'll go several days without one, then we'll have multiple in the same day.
That makes it a good bingo spot.

They really shouldn't mute the guy at this time. It'd be cool to hear him talking now

toastmasters

Oh lawdie lawdie it's COHNBREAD season

And not like a pirate

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they are DYING to let this guy out despite having zero reason to

Q: What tools do you think you'll need for success.
A: Chicken bucket. Crowbar. Brick.

using a phone? mine will change as often as every minute if im phonefagging

Pretty sure this guy is still on drugs. kek

feds bro

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so they're at least considering letting him out? lmao

He wants a trade and a GED
Cant do the programs when he's shipped around so much.
Has great charisma and good bone structure
Opened up and seemed gentle upon sensing reciprocal understanding

place your bets anons

They'll deny parole, but set him up with a job training pohgrum.

>nigger in jail on his third felony for selling heroin
>violated parole before
>has 20 write-ups while in jail
>tells them he'll defend himself as a man, that's why he was written-up
>has escaped work release
>when asked how he feels about the community he has hurt he said he didn't care
>hasn't done any programs
>doesn't have GED
>has a 23 year old female cousin that he can live with that works at uh...works at Apple. Yeah works with computers

I vote yes, grant him parole.

denied

he's gonna walk, and later the kid he fathers will get into his fent stash and die.

laptop
You saying I'm the fed or the feds are fucking with me