The Kherson Counteroffensive

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More Ladas for Russian families soon

Apparently Ukraine launched a massive ground and air attack on the Energodar power plant.... then a video came out showing Ka-52 helicopters doing the air part of the attack.

>But Ukraine doesn't have Ka-52s....
Exactly

>cig
zoka more like smoka

>Russian soldier bleeding out in an ambush.
>Mother calls him a pussy and tells him to tough it out for the motherland until his brother can show up too.
>Guy dies crying cause he doesn't want his brother to die with him.

As far as propaganda films go, Ukraine goes hard.

>In last three weeks, Russians did not make any major progress or destroy enemy's supply and force. This contributed to Ukrainian counterattack in Kherson and possibly in Kharkiv. Half a year after start of operation, Ukraine still has an aviation that fires HARMs.

>Even more humiliating that S300 and other air defense remains operational, which disables Russian aviation. Troops on land can hope for close support from helicopter that fired S8 from a long distance and Su 25 with Samsung

>2016 ISIS brought reinforcements from all places in desert and caputered Plamyra. Russians did not notice it, same happening now. Large columns and trains are moving freely. And then they wonder how they surprised them.

>You don't have to agree with me and call me what you want. There is some truth in what I'm saying. In war, not everything goes according to plan or as one side thinks. But in this war, nothing goes according to plan.
Russiashillbros... the war is over

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lol, now you can post it here, it's a bit sped up to stay under 90 seconds

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I would like to see vatniggers shills in place of this boys.

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>This retarded adventure will end when 3rd Corps arrives there

ah yes the Russian boomer corps will be there shortly to eat double rations and act with 1/2 the effectiveness of the younger men

mein Führer, der Angriff des 3. Corps ist nicht erfolg

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>broomstick

Janitor confirmed.

holy shit this is accurate
t. have a russian mom

Nice, still don't know what the sauce is, it's got to be some kind of Ukie Propaganda film though

>aesthetic

DESANT, DESANT, DESANT!!!!

Zoki is my Mostar hometown medical man.

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No way someone in the propaganda dept didn't get a substential raise after coming up with this. Shit goes hard as fuck

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL
DER ANGRIFF DES 3. KORPS WAR EIN BEFEHL

What does OP's post have to do with Germany?

Brilliant

Just wish I know how some random HAFO twitter thot got it

that's kinda fucking brutal. I get the intent but this is one of those things you disseminate amongst the enemy populations and keep from airing back home. "Mom who doesn't love her kid" is a hard sell.

Ukrainian Air Assault troops?

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Sick enough, it does fit the tone of some of the Russian phone conversations leaked.

Really the message seems to be "Mom doesn't love her kid" and more "Mom is too hopped up on Hopium and Nationalism to realize the truth about the war."

Damn son

>t. have a russian mom

Tell us more about your mom. Does she hug you when you go to bed at night?

You're alright user.... don't come to the airbase tomorrow.

>Lives
He's in scrubs, that's his workplace breakroom. That's why he's late night posing he's on nightshift.

So is every uke strapped with a gopro nowadays? What the hell is this footage we're seeing

>not leaning on the scoody doo van
Shame

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>"Yo Oleksiy, how's the new vid going?"
>"Just finished it, take a look."
>"Okay, let's see what we've go-"
>"..."
>"..."
>"And? What do you think?"
>"...you scare me sometimes, Oleksiy. You're getting promoted and you can start distributing it, but never show me this ever again. "

I'd assume they got some so they get footage for propaganda purposes

>Russian propaganda: WE R SO GREAT VIVA LA GLORIOUS RUSSIYA
>Ukrainian propaganda: Your mother doesn't fucking love you

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Those guys in the background were proper legging it to cover

I thought zoka was a girl

I bet that serbnigger is cleaning old ladies asses in a western retirement home lmao, look at his clothes :DDDD

Damn

No, only hustlin niggas building their tiktok and Instagram for pussy

Russians are putting on a clown show ahead of the IAEA mission arrival, pretending that they're heroically defending the station against constant xoxol attacks

kek based

Ukraine literally fields its own VDV
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Air_Assault_Forces

Serbia is just diet Russia
>Claims to be traditionalist Christan even though most of the youth are atheistic
>have high rates of alcohol abuse and children with no father figures
>collapsed when their communism shit failed
>got their shit kicked in by a neighbor country (Ukraine/Croatia)
>whines that their neighbor is a "nazi" (again Ukraine/Croatia)

Brütal

M-My father and I are very close...

t. Serb

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How regular were the beatings growing up

kek

source: rybar (pro-russian)

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MAMA MAMA MAMA
lol. lmao even. Those warhawk russian mamas and babushkas will taste nuclear fire before its over.

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Beatings build character.

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It's also fake as shit, post the version from yesterday where they also made up them "closing the cauldron trap"

what's that sign?

Hi Ukes, why are you GI's in Vietnam it's weird.
They just caught the Uke DEEEEEP RAAAAID disease.

I was well-behaved boy who did well in school so not much.

awful tattoo

>Leave no one behind
>Return Russia's glory
>Z
(in front of a meat store)

The end should have been the Ukrainian calling the Russian's mom back

We already have a specialist on the case.

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Full Version is on YouTube
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6WyM8l-bumU

there's a weird cut in the middle

pretty kino

To be fair many slav(e)s really do live like that, scrubs and all.

>Opening riff to "It aint me" on acoustic guitar starts playing

>This rusnigga legitimately thinks that the only way to win at this point is to psyop the Ukrainian populace into giving up.. Or tactical nooks.
guy's gonna gives strelkov a run for his money, jokes aside though It'll be intriguing to see if this sort of doomerism spreads as the war drags on.
You'd think even the most adamant of russian shills would start to see the writing on the wall once we officially hit an entire 365 days of this conflict.

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This is incredible.

They call ukies "crests?" Or is that just a shitty translation?

Some Russian sources already confirm that the UAF have established control over Davidov Brod.

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kino propaganda

Google translated
>News on the offensive of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Kherson direction from 09/01/22
>According to information from our comrades, the Armed Forces of Ukraine are choking and running out of steam in five directions.
>"Blue Berets" destroyed a large concentration of the enemy in Olgino.
>The Armed Forces of Ukraine are located in the village of Davydov Brod. On the one hand, the fighters of the Russian Guard are kneading them, on the other hand, the Paratroopers are working.
>Reserves and reinforcements cannot approach the enemy due to the fact that everything is cut off.
>The enemy is exhausted, but tries to swim out on the moral, psychological and strong-willed, but in vain.
>On 5 directions of the enemy destroys the Airborne Forces.

literal translation since hohol is the traditional hair style.

the blue berets that all died in Hostomel?

The only important thing to notice is that the UAF are already there.

>xoxols btfo on all direction
>they still remain in [supposedly proper russian controlled area] for now, is no problem comrade

Just reposting this so it doesn't disapper with the old thread.

Lmfao the hohols are getting cauldroned according to newest info, its like 2014 all over again

kek why do piggies love jumping into kotel so much

Did he meet to have an accident so the Russians could lawyer their way around the asset freeze and get some money.

>according to newest info

Substantial if factual.

>according to newest info
At some point you have to stop being retarded you know

What's the source on this? I mean the webm.

Man these Russians have a really elaborate way of saying they got beaten

Filename retard

>ukroreich
Lmao these vatnigs are hilarious

That's the trick: he doesn't

fuck off you globohomo kike nazi

this the level of propaganda i always expected of a russian conflict. Turns out Russia ability was a gigantic meme.
And Ukraine is punching world-class in that area. (not that surprising since they have a young and savvy actor/lawyer, not some wrinkly boomer)

>On the one hand, the fighters of the Russian Guard are kneading them
Well we know that's a lie, the rosgvardiya are less of a military force than the polish nursesHere had to remove the first 12 seconds because limit here is 120

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Gentlemen.. It's time to let him take the reigns.

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Not only that, but the bully he's simping for hasn't won a proper war since WWII.

>kike
>nazi
decide you dumb orc nigger

Sorry this anons is better than mine below

>fuck off you globohomo kike nazi

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>it aint me intensifies

try reading through Rokossowski's memoirs someday
>so basically the fascists were attacking us and our division gave them a beating every time until suddenly we were at Moscow

" Russia has no plans to invade either Ukraine or any other country."
Vladimir Chizhov, Russia's ambassador to the EU 27/01/22

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>give kisses to Marichka for me
Hello brother-in-law

>meat store
considering the ongoing famine in Russia, they need a source of protein... Where do you think it comes from? That's why they're encouraging the meat grinder, to make Russian sausage

They didn't invade them, they special military operationed them
Big difference

>They didn't invade them, they special military operationed them
>Big difference
Vladimir Chizhov, Russia's ambassador to the EU: "It's not an issue of readiness. Russia has no plans to invade either Ukraine or any other country. It's a bluff created not in Russia, but in those countries that are now spreading this hysterical message, I would say, across Europe and the world."

>the Paratroopers are working.
>On 5 directions of the enemy destroys the Airborne Forces.
Aah yes, the famous Russian work ethic.

Thats a quality playlist, if nothing else

Date: February 12, 2022

Speaker: Vladimir Putin, Russian president

Quote: "The facts are that Americans are artificially whipping up hysteria around an alleged Russian plans for the invasion, even providing the dates of such an invasion … Conditions are being created for the Ukrainian armed forces to take provocative actions amid allegations about an ‘invasion.’”

Date: February 20, 2022

Speaker: Anatoly Antonov, Russian Ambassador to the United States

Quote: "There are no such plans [for an invasion of Ukraine] … Russia has publicly declared its readiness to continue diplomatic efforts to resolve all outstanding issues … Russian troops are on sovereign Russian territory. We don't threaten anyone."

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>no such plans [for an invasion of Ukraine]
Well given the clomplete shitshow that this war has been, that might very well have been the truth

likely translation error.

That's my favourite one
Literally describes the smartest move for Putin to humiliate the US, but then they go and do the dumbest option instead

REMEMBERING THAT THE KREMLIN EXPECTS OTHERS TO SEE THROUGH ITS LIES
The Russian leadership’s frequent resorting to transparent lies, known in Russian as vranyo, has been widely analyzed. The Kremlin lies even though it either expects or doesn’t care that others see through such deception. It lies to deflect blame for outrages in which its role has been exposed, such as the shootdown of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH17 over Ukraine in July 2014, the poisoning of former Russian military intelligence officer Sergei Skripal and his daughter in the city of Salisbury in the UK in March 2018, or the assassination attempt on opposition leader Alexei Navalny in Russia in August 2020. Russian officials lie to deflect blame from their allies and proxies too, like when they insisted that evidence of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s use of chemical weapons was utter nonsense and blamed Assad’s opponents instead.

>newest info
Much obliged

Fire and forget. Lie and move on. If someone is still talking about the old lie by the time you're on the new one, you're ahead.

How is the S300 castrating the Russian air force, and yet when they park a bunch around a high priority bridge they can't block a salvo of 30 year old rockets?

How does a floating battery of S400s get got by a drone and subsonic cruise missiles?

How is Uk air force still up? How is it bombing Snake Island or hitting targets inside Russia?

I am starting to think Russian AA is mostly only good for fighting civilian air liners. Or is it that they can't avoid friendly fire so they can't use them?

I no longer think Israel was getting away with 12,000+ sorties a year for the last decade because Russia was secretly letting them hit Syrian and Iranian targets, I think Russian AA is just shit and the IDF looks like it can strike with total impunity because it can. They must be around 70-90,000 sorties without losing a pilot.

I was under the impression that the platforms were 30 years old but that the rockets were relatively new.

The amazing thing is that there still is always a substantial audience that believes them.

The rockets are smaller targets, what don't you understand? The system is primarily anti-aircraft and while you can use it to shoot munitions its not exactly great in that role.

>IFV
>nuclear warhead

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The toilet is flushing.

Putin couldn't give less of a shit about humiliating the US. He wants to conquer Ukraine's clay and finish the job Stalin started. No more Ukrainians.
Humiliating the US was never the point. Killing Ukrainians was.

>kike nazi
What did he mean by this?

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Jesus that's dark.

Based on Russian evidence of their "shoot downs," which notably are missing the payload, the rockets themselves are dated to before Russia as a country existed.

But then why so much noise about how the S400 made NATO's air force obsolete? All those jets have standoff weapons for targeting AA platforms and the platform needs some ability to intercept or have interception capabilities covering it.

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>the dough is being kneaded

Nazi to Russian shills just means someone who doesn't like Russian boots. It doesn't matter that Russia shares so many of the 3rd Reichs mindset and values. It's like a rapist calling their victim a selfish monster.

That one predates the fall of the USSR...

Doesnt look amazing for Ukranians

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S-300 family is a good system. The earliest missiles weren’t that great but later versions improved greatly. S-400 is a modernized S-300. It does have an option for low-altitude radar and smaller missile packs to give better capabilities against ballistic rockets but it’s unlikely Russia actually has those in service. Anti-rocket duties have fallen to Pantsir it seems — and only missiles, the guns don’t appear to be used (likely they’re too inaccurate).

The Moskva was probably sunk by some accident and the Neptune narrative was made during the event for a propaganda win. HOWEVER if the leaked readiness report is true it’s possible that Ukraine did manage to set up their few pre-production Neptune samples into a firing vehicle and managed to hit the Moskva because all its defenses and primary sensors didn’t work. The fact that its missile rails were in the closed position in the photos could point to either explanation.

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>The Moskva was probably sunk by some accident and the Neptune narrative was made during the event for a propaganda win
> Neptune narrative was made during the event
News about Neptune sinking Moskva came out before anything else was known, I'm not a moron and remember events quite well just like a remember two holes on a side of Moskva

Good, here's hoping he offs himself.

>They've significantly gained territory
>They are attacking us from 5 directions
>we are cut off from supplies and reinforcements
>We are winning
You really have to love the arrogance

>How is the S300 castrating the Russian air force, and yet when they park a bunch around a high priority bridge they can't block a salvo of 30 year old rockets?

one is crewed by Ukrainians, the other by drunk r*ssians

All smiles

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What APC is that?

bigot

>unironically Steinerposting

absolutely KINO gore

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Considering russian manpower problems tac nukes are a viable option for vatniggers if they want to give putin his banan. The problem is russias "tactical" nukes are about a megaton in yield, so if they drop one on a military target next to a population center youre going to have ukrainians suicide bombing everything in the middle of moscow. And assuming that biden does not cuck out on the promise of intervening desert storm will look like a trip to the local mall in comparison. Ironically if russia decided to use tac nukes they would most likely double down and try to open up a front in the baltics as well. Luckily monke man is smarter than that, hopefully

The only reason ukies got couldroned in ilovaisk was because they made the mistake of trusting russians in letting them retreat

>Luckily monke man is smarter than that
I can't believe that this shit depends on that demented fuck
Why did we let it get so fucking bad

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Get out of Ukraine, Vasily.

Is this the trailer for A Ukrainian Film?

>Ravil Maganov, chairman of Lukoil has died after "falling out of hospital window"
Probably slipped on a banan peel

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YOU ARE SOON GOING TO RUN OUT OF MANDICKS TO SUCK, MANDICKSUCKER XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!!!!!!!!!!

A fair chance, seeing how rapey and kiddydidling the Russians are

Brutal but true.

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Russia needs the post war Germany treatment

I can't believe he killed himse

maybe not but they all have cell phones

What do you mean you don't believe! He killed himself like five other top managers of Gasprom.

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absolute kino. truly a 21st century war

Situation according to WarMonitor3 (Ukrainian in case somebody didn't know).
He specifically says that Ukraine does not control Daviiv Bryd. Yet. Also those Russian attacks from south west direction are headed by VDV.

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No such holes were visible but they may have been obscured by the smoke. The US saw that something was happening with the ship and shared that info. Ukraine then put out the Neptune narrative, forcing Russia to address it publicly. Strange, not being a moron you would have considered that scenario. And since you remember events you must have remembered the Pentagon stating at first that they had "medium confidence" of Ukraine’s version of events.

KINO

No, it's a trailer for Russian reality.

Russian propaganda is so deranged I can’t even tell if you’re joking

There's still a VDV?

KINO

> In war, not everything goes according to plan or as one side thinks. But in this war, nothing goes according to plan.

a spontaneous quote that will echo in the historical record

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>UKRONAZIS CHOKING AND RUNNING OUT OF STEAM
>WHILE CAPTURING VILLAGES 40KM OFF DNIEPRO
>AFTER TWO DAYS OF FIGHTING
what did they mean by this?

>Strange, not being a moron you would have considered that scenario
because it's retarded, (you) along with everyone that retarded to believe Russian version were laughed at through that whole ordeal. Why are you even trying achieve here?
There was no storm
Ship is tipping due to holes in it's hull on one side
Moskva is not getting towed toward port under it's own power

Translation as follows: "AERGLBLARGLAAAH! I'say whatever you want! Please let my family live!"

>Rosgravdia fighting
I would believe it more if he says that Kadyrov's chechens are fighting

There's a comedy gold class movie on the subject

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Well I guess thats a fitting location

Ukroreich will grow larger

I think my favourite part was that the Russians hung themselves with their own propaganda.

They claimed it was some sort of accident and that that the crew had been evacuated as a precaution.

Anyone who knows shit about fuck naval wise immediately clocked on that even if the ship was technically still afloat, evacuating the crew meant that the ship was lost; they'd given up trying to perform damage control and keep her afloat.

those are part of Rosguardiva. But honestly, they are probably the least likely part of it to fight imo.

>I would believe it more if he says that Kadyrov's chechens are fighting
Kek good one. Maybe with other russians over loot.

Man, I’m getting some real WW1 July 1st 1916 vibes from all this.

>citizen soldiers answering the call en masse
>little training given by the small corps of regulars who have survived the first months of fighting
>prepare, prepare, prepare for the Big Push while still suffering attrition from shellfire and raids
>H Hour
>first hours and days of fighting are complete chaos
>No one really knows what’s happening
>Hope for the best, pray everyone does their part to their best of their abilities.
The terrain is even worse than the Somme. At least there were some hills, to maneuver around. Kherson is just a big flat field.

Now now, Paweł, calm down, WWII is over, the spooky Germans can't hurt you anymore.

it's perfect
saved

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Filatyev mentioned in his memoir that he ended up in the same hospital as some of the sailors from the Moskva, and even they said it was hit by missiles

???

>ENHANCE

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Ladies and gentlemen....we've got him.

I've seen russian hospitals, probably half the room collapsed into the void

>IFAK replaced with stolen jewlrey
>Punches out fellow soldier

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I wanna kiss Marinka, too :^(

#JustOrkThings

horreeey shiiiid

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Fugg i can't find the video rn

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what does OP's post have to do with britain

Nevermind, I'm retarded

The Kremlin was aware of the plans of the GUR of the Armed Forces of Ukraine to take advantage of the arrival of the IAEA mission and conduct an amphibious landing to try to capture the NPP and make statements for a day that it was Russian special forces. Under ideal working conditions of the DRG, they calculated the task of taking the mission itself hostage and holding it on the mining of the nuclear power plant, demanding the complete withdrawal of Russian troops to the territory of Crimea.

Boris Johnson brought the operation plan and some of the instructors with him as a demob chord of his premiership, but if the GURU was successful, he would refuse to transfer power, citing an international emergency threatening a catastrophe of a planetary scale. At the moment, 47 DRG fighters have been destroyed, three have been captured (!), two are in serious condition between life and death. A group of 12 people is blocked from three sides and cut off from the water and boats, by 15:00 WHO will be finished. Zelensky's statement on this situation is expected later in the evening, the head of the IAEA Mission has already been notified of the situation, as well as UN Secretary General Guterres. The operation was coordinated by MI6 officers from their headquarters in the suburbs of Kiev.
All 64 people from the DRG have recently been trained in the UK and arrived from Warsaw to Odessa on August 29.

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nice fanfic

#Rumors #Layout
We went out drinking turns out she's six years younger than me and I don't know if you know this term but I lost my bottle trying to dance with her teaching me in a fairly empty pub, she then went on to do the full time warp dance and people joined in while I sat at the table and watched mostly, when she came back she was like a squirrel on drugs and just kept banging on and on about stuff I had no idea about and some of that shit was pokemon and I tried to get in about the ones I knew but it was like a machine gun, that was the only thing we connected on after that was eevee and the last thing I got was her saying she'll send me pics of her plushies on whatsapp tomorrow.
It's over for me.

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this is bullshit right? there was no landing?

WTF lol

No. Trust the telegram copy pasta that the vatniks didn't even bother to remove the hashtags.

>"Blue Berets" destroyed a large concentration of the enemy in Olgino.

I-Is it THIER time again, /K/?

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It's BRDM

>Boris Johnson brought the operation plan and some of the instructors with him as a demob chord of his premiership, but if the GURU was successful, he would refuse to transfer power, citing an international emergency threatening a catastrophe of a planetary scale
based schizo

Why do serbs and russians send so much nonsense text constantly? What do they hope to achieve? Where did armata go? He used to be preferable to this shit.

remember when Russians defeat Ukrainian landing on Snake Island and only proof of that was video of Bayraktar raping Russian Mi-17?

firehose of falsehood. Its essential vatnig disinfo technique.

The angles are all wrong.

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VEH

i think it's a mockup user

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
BORN TO RAISE THE FLAG

DEH

How did Boris Johnson become the focus of Russian hatred?
I get that they hate the British but Boris is just one of many.

VEH

>chesterfield
Peak sign of a person not being a human being.

All these go pros and yet no footage of any cqb kills...

The Kremlin was aware of the plans of the GUR of the Armed Forces of Ukraine to take advantage of the arrival of the IAEA mission and conduct an amphibious landing to try to capture the NPP and make statements for a day that it was Russian special forces. Under ideal working conditions of the DRG, they calculated the task of taking the mission itself hostage and holding it on the mining of the nuclear power plant, demanding the complete withdrawal of Russian troops to the territory of Crimea.

Boris Johnson brought the operation plan and some of the instructors with him as a demob chord of his premiership, but if the GURU was successful, he would refuse to transfer power, citing an international emergency threatening a catastrophe of a planetary scale. At the moment, 47 DRG fighters have been destroyed, three have been captured (!), two are in serious condition between life and death. A group of 12 people is blocked from three sides and cut off from the water and boats, by 15:00 WHO will be finished. Zelensky's statement on this situation is expected later in the evening, the head of the IAEA Mission has already been notified of the situation, as well as UN Secretary General Guterres. The operation was coordinated by MI6 officers from their headquarters in the suburbs of Kiev.
All 64 people from the DRG have recently been trained in the UK and arrived from Warsaw to Odessa on August 29..

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Boris pushed hard for supporting Ukraine and arming them. Arguably harder than most European besides Poland and the Balts. Russia already accept that the Poles and Balts want them to die in a fire so Boris gets the hatred.

kekked
Emulated the spammer pretty good.

Zoka is going to be the next Strelkov.
Hated by fanatics on both sides, an utter retard despite his significant education and experience, too strongly married to a terrible cause, too desperate to never admit he's always been rooting for people who are not just ruthless, but incompetent as well.
I'd feel sorry for him, but his arrogance and constant lies made sure I'd never feel anything but contempt.

DEH

He uncritically believes the vatnik telegram channels he follows. And some of them have a long and proud tradition of creating imaginary Ukkie offensives.

He's got Eastern European roots, and he's just the perfect angle to propagandise.
Remember all that shit about the UK threatening nooks as much as Putin was (In Russian news) and expanding Ukraine and Sweden/Norway in their nuclear umbrella.
Boris effectively cut off the nuke balls off Russia for this entire conflict.

He is Serbian
It's probably the most entertaining thing to do in that shitole

>Your mother doesn't fucking love you
That's just the undeniable truth for most Russians though.

>Boris Johnson
>Nuclear threat
>Western insturctors

What’s this vatnik obsession with maximum intensity? I mean everything NEEDS to be some grand conspiracy with direct, hands on, involvement from the highest western echelons.

Seriously, the fanfiction would be served better if you guys toned it back a bit.

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That means he is a very rich Serbian

We're probably in for a twin charged hellride footage of a m113as4 speeding with dune buggies in support all the way to Davydiv Brid, as seen by the chest cam of a crazed Uke NCO wielding a cricketbat he found inside.

>YellowPress3

>legitimately thinks that the only way to win at this point is to psyop the Ukrainian populace into giving up
When you spend more on psyops and bribes than the entire rest of the world combined, then yes, it stands to reason that:
1.It will remain your biggest ace.
2.It will remain your last hope when everything else predictably fails.
The damage done to western (and asian, and african) societies due to Russian infiltration and desinformation is deep and irrepairable, but it's the only thing Russia has going for it. And if it wasn't for their nukes, most coutnries in the world, especially China, would be happy to destroy the source of their misery.

Did they ever lose control of Davidov Brod after they retook it earlier this year?
Or was it all a lie?

Details of the landing in Energodar

The first landing party landed from boats in the area of suburban development and recreation centers. It is already clear that this was a distracting blow, because it is inconvenient to storm a nuclear power plant from there - it is too far. However, you can hide in the building and strike at the flank of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, which will go to the aid of the Russian Guard, which guards the NPP.

The main forces went a little later on barges in the area of the NPP closer to the station.

Tanks are already in the city, assault helicopters are working. The activity of the AFU Air Force is unnoticed. The landing is assisted only by a map from the right bank of the Dnieper.

The Russian Federation reports that it sank barges with troops, but there is no confirmation yet.

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If the USA and Small Britain are destroyed, then 90% of the conflicts on this planet will simply resolve themselves

why do russians hate the UK so much?

Nope, that's what it says in Russian as well.
Roughly:
>In 5 directions, enemy destroys the VDV
Instead, I suspect it's a gramatical and orthographical error. Russian is a pointlessly obtuse and complicated language, probably one of the worst slav languages (but not the worst sounding one at least).

shut the fuck up no one fucking believes this

>What a pathetic life to simp for an authoritarian shithole that's been ruining Europe for hundreds of years.
>ukraine

Australia won't allow that to happen, just like it won't allow Europe to go without coal and gas.

>small Britain
Kek

>The activity of the AFU Air Force is unnoticed.
I though the AFU air force was absent, on 1 hour 47 minutes into the invasio-i mean special military operation?
Protectors of free states against aggressive imperialistic wars by countries such as Russia indeed. Thank you USA, UK and EU indeed!

Summary of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation on the progress of a special military operation on the territory of Ukraine — part 1
as of September 1 , 2022

On the morning of September 1, the Kiev regime attempted a major provocation to disrupt the arrival of the IAEA working group of experts at the Zaporozhye nuclear power plant.

At 6:20 a.m. on the coast of the Kakhovsky reservoir, three kilometers northeast of the Zaporozhye NPP, two sabotage groups of the Armed Forces of Ukraine with a total of up to 60 people were landed on seven high-speed motorboats.

The sabotage groups were discovered and blocked in the landing area by the units of the Russian Guard guarding the territory of the Zaporozhye nuclear power plant.

To prevent an attempt to infiltrate the nuclear power plant and destroy Ukrainian saboteurs, a unit of the Russian armed forces arrived to reinforce the servicemen of the Rosgvardiya, and army aviation helicopters were also involved. Currently, the destruction of the Ukrainian sabotage group is being completed.

At about seven o'clock in the morning, units of the Russian armed forces stopped another attempt to land troops to capture a nuclear power plant.

A few kilometers from the Zaporozhye NPP near the settlement of VODIANE, an attempt was made to land a tactical landing of the Armed Forces of Ukraine on two self-propelled barges that left NIKOPOL.

As a result of fire damage by the Russian armed forces, two self-propelled barges with tactical landing of the Armed Forces of Ukraine were sunk.

Starting from 8 o'clock in the morning, the Kiev regime blocked the passage of the mission of IAEA experts from the controlled territory to the Zaporozhye nuclear power plant.

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>I get accused of being a ukrainian shill for posting monke
>Meanwhile this faggot copy pasting tens of blog posts in every thread remotely related to the war is allowed to keep shitting up discussion for weeks
I'm a little pissed

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>Seriously, the fanfiction would be served better if you guys toned it back a bit.
They're low iq m8

so the attack is going great for Ukraine then, thanks for the info!

Report of the press service of the NM DNR from the Kherson direction - the APU offensive on Snegirevka failed

Despite the information widely disseminated in the Ukrainian media about the APU offensive on Kherson, the real situation on the front line is far from the dreams of Ukrainian politicians. So, in the Snegirev direction, the enemy failed to advance, and was stopped with heavy losses in manpower and equipment. Captured trophies.

t.me/vladlentatarsky/15795

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well to be fair, it would be quite odd if he was accused of being a ukie shill. given what he posts

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still seething about the crimean war

Lol, vatnigger shill just make copy-paste.

Vary bad, no extra krokodil for you.

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>t.me/vladlentatarsky/15795
Mucho obrigado! Slava Rosshia!

2 barges sunk. 60 saboteurs killed. 3000 HIMARS destroyed. 67200 fighter jets shot down. 300000000000 troops lost since the start of the war.

How can /k/opers still support Ukraine at this point desire their staggering losses I don't understand. It's embarrassing.

Agree, simping for the usa controlled puppet state is retarded

Literally a Hollywood funded war wtf embarrassing

nvm just checked in on the cumchuggers they actually believe it was a 300 man assault

>"UkroReich", the vatnik types furiously as he's advocating the subjugation of a peaceful people under Russian imperialism

I have vatniks so much it's unreal.

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uhh, isn't it one of the barges russia used for pontoon bridge in kherson?

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There's more and more chatter about a catastrophic Ukrainian defeat.

A heart dies, drowning in the night's blood~

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VEH

Where can i find such information?

Check out Incel Slave Z on telegram. Many information western media hides.

Intel Core X, filesize is too big to be posted here

Much obliged.

Incest Slave Z on Grindr

check out Incel Smegma Z on grindr, may infonews the wect is trying to berry!

You're delusional. Comrade Chechen, take this non-believer to reformation chamber.

lol /k/opefaggots btfo once again

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back to cum/chug/ where you belong, get the fuck out of our board with your low-quality telegram posts.

top kek

Kyev shill kikes

Post mile run time, fatty

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lel

>Kyev shill kikes

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>WE WUZ VIKANGZ N ARYANZ N SHIET

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lmfaooo the "offensive" got blown the fuck apart and now they can't even defend Nikolayev. Odessa will fall this year and there's nothing you /k/opers can do

Post kottel

Oh no, more copium dumped on Any Forums

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