Why aren't you learning Chinese yet?
Why aren't you learning Chinese yet?
Jace Smith
Aaron Martin
1. Famous people are increasingly choosing Chinese to study. For example, Mark Zuckerberg at Peking University made a speech in Chinese, and Prince William wished a Happy New Year in Chinese in his interview.
2. Science has proven that Chinese speakers use both temporal lobes of the brain at the same time.
3. Chinese has incredibly simple grammar. It has no genders, no plurals, no verb conjugations, not even punctuation. If not for the hieroglyphs, it could be the simplest language in the world.
4. Nevertheless, for its complexity, the Chinese language got into the Guinness Book of Records. The complexity of the Chinese language is due to both the hieroglyphic writing and the reliance on tonality (depending on the tone, the same seemingly word can have up to four meanings. Classic example: 妈 [mā] in the first tone translates as "mother", and 马 [mă] in the third tone - like "horse").
5. Chinese youth use digital codes to communicate online. With the help of a set of numbers, a special communication system with frequently used phrases was developed. For example, 520 - "I love you", 065 - "I'm sorry."
6. Chinese is an amazing language, rich in dialects, one of the oldest languages, and the most widely spoken in the world (it is spoken by more than 1.3 billion people) - one of the most difficult languages to translate. To perform a truly high-quality translation, a specialist must have extreme attention to details, meanings and tones (when it comes to interpretation).
Ethan Bailey
why should i learn chinese? Chinese people are assholes and dont even want to talk to non-chinese people.
Chase Gonzalez
Cause chinese girls have no big tetas
Also no read
Ayden Wilson
Because I foolishly expect the Chinese not to annex my little shithole.
Parker Clark
I did, then I realized I would have to talk to people of chinkness so I stopped.
Xavier Foster
because i'm learning german
Ethan Clark
chinese need resources and they dont need shitskins. they will need to exterminate everyone in chile and peru and then colonize and take your resources.
Parker Edwards
The chinks will learn english and they will talk to us on our terms.
Jacob Gomez
I rather scrape My eyes off with a rusty cheese grater than interact with chinks.
Death to kikes
Andrew Moore
I am unironically
Fml
Dylan Richardson
I am well aware. We can barely pull our shit together in Araucania and expect to defend our sovereignty from China's influence? No fuck no.
Maybe I should just go to Patagonia and set up a bunker.
2 more weeks.
Jaxson Price
>He doesn't realize #1 will immediately lead to kike subversion.
NGMI
Dominic Reyes
What are your goals?
Adam Perry
We can communicate with the Chinese in anti-semitism
Dominic Johnson
Because I'm effectively blocked from china. also toronto
Samuel Diaz
我学了汉语三年, 你问为什么?
Connor Lee
我会说
我的太太是中国美女
Easton Wright
Mandarin Chinese language learning is mandatory in primary school’s curriculum here.
Luke Price
If there was one language I preferred to speak if born again in China I’d speak worm because only worms provide anything in China at this point the decay of ppl is an important job to keep tabs on and in China u would become worm CEO In moments.
Kevin Perry
Why would I need to when chinks have to translate everything to English to be relevant? Its a useful as learning hindi or some other slave class language
Christopher Parker
Chinese is funny bc saying I am American is like woah she me goyim
>mfw Chinese are just jews too somehow
Adam Cooper
Bug language is easily the most disgusting sounding language on earth, and I say this as a fucking flipnigger. Even us seaniggers mock the chinks for their language. In fact, we have a crap ton of limericks and insults solely made for disgusting bugmen like you. Honestly, you people are worse than the jews.