I have the opportunity to relocate to the US

I have the opportunity to relocate to the US.
Recommend me worthy places to live with:
>no drama
>no tornadoes
>no restrictive gun laws
>no high crime
>no snobs
>no tourism
>no hobos

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Alaska.

Move to the whitest area you can find

Downtown LA

CdA, ID is about the only place left that meets that description

Thoughts on Bismarck, ND?

The fuck does baja florida sur mean? 386 born and raised btw

>Move to the whitest area you can find
In that case, your only real options are Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont. Red states are for nigger lovers.

Idk

Don’t do it.
Germany is still White, America isn’t.

very interested in maine actually

guns and tornadoes are pretty much married.

> CDA
> no tourism
Lolwut
Try Plummer, Idaho

That’s a very hard list to work with, but Wichita KS checks every box except tornadoes and it also has cheap as shit gas and housing

Mexico? Idk, kraut, if I knew a place that fit all that criteria, I sure as hell wouldn't shout it out on here. I'd keep nice and quiet and hope the place would stay secret for as long as possible.

I've never lived there, but I've visited many time, and it's beautiful, not to mention it's 95% white. The only part I don't know about is the career opportunities. You may have to get a remote job or do something on your own to make it work. I welcome any white immigrants, we need all the help we can get.

Michigan.
I don't know or care about gun laws but tons of guys have guns so they can't be THAT restrictive (but they should be)

im gonna piss off the burgers here but im just going to tell the truth

people who tell you to move to white rural areas are wrong. you will not fit in. you will probably find that the people there are way more "lower class" than you're expecting. and if you live in an area with public transportation and is walkable, if you move to a rural place you will feel like you live absolutely in the middle of fucking nowhere. i don't think you'd like it

>Germany is still white
I wish
isn’t basically everyone moving to idaho lately? especially boise

What is your climate preference? It varies a lot across the USA, as I am sure you are aware.

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

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Do you consider hurricanes as tornadoes?

>>no drama
>>no tornadoes
>>no restrictive gun laws
>>no high crime
>>no snobs
>>no tourism
>>no hobos
the last one is making it hard but not impossible. remote parts of appalachia, alaska, or the mountain west will fit the bill but i won't tell you exactly where since those places are full so fuck off

This country is a shithole.
Avoid.

Portsmouth, New Hampshire

>No tornadoes
Man up, Germ

Alaska, Montana, Ohio, Michigan, Maine, New Hampshire, or Vermont are about the only places where you'll find all seven of those things, kraut bro.

Nigs and hobos congregate in big cities. Low crime, no tourism, and relaxed gun laws in small town USA and rural areas, so basically anywhere, unless you want a particular climate.

Traverse City, Michigan.

Its comfy

Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, St. Louis, Minneapolis are your best bet

Ignore that, you need pic rel

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The reason why Minnesota loves Somalis, comfy thread

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Athens, Georgia

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Memphis too

Northern Wisconsin, Missouri, Indiana, or Kentucky. Depends on how many people you want around you.

Soooo… Minneapolis, then?

Wise decision for real. Stay away from the west. Anything west of Nashville and Louisville will have lots of tornadoes. East coast isn't too bad but don't go too far east because hurricanes

Wrong, a euro would be interesting to the locals and he’ll be popular if he’s not a cunt to them.

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Lol this pussy is scared of tornadoes

I’m self employed. I work from home
The colder the better!
No, but those suck too
Nice try

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this but unironically. your homes are made of paper

Michigan idiot.

Athens is the fag capitol of the South.

>work from home
>colder the better
>no tornadoes or hurricanes but is OK with 150 inches on average of snow a year
The Upper Peninsula of Michigan is your home, Kraut.

Which is probably why they also have more underground National Socialist Militias aimed at countering them than the rest of the US

the UP of Michigan?

Fine I was joking, but seriously
Gary Indiana, or Pontiac Michigan.

This is the only picture you need OP

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My brother from another mother, please tell me how you managed to get this opportunity.

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