Try to prove me that elves cant be black.
Try to prove me that elves cant be black
Jayden Young
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Sebastian Rogers
Only drow are black, and the druchii are made for greek dick
Brody Rogers
> Try to prove me that elves cant be black.
Because nobody real ever wrote that shit and the kindergarten writers trying to make it happen aren't worth a fuck.
So it doesn't exist. Nobody know what the fucking hell you're talking about.
Andrew Wood
They were described in the original novels as fair and pale skinned. They stem from European lore and tradition
Cooper Clark
Elves can't be black. There. I proved it.
Juan Gomez
Watch the movie
Owen Thomas
/thread/
William Flores
Tolkien wrote that his story was to be a mythology for England, just like how the Greeks, Romans, and Germanians had their own mythologies. He specifically said England (not Europe as a whole). There were no black people living in England in prehistoric times, which Middle-Earth and its people are based off of.
Benjamin King
They always had a father present.
Dominic Stewart
>not muscular
>no beard
>evolutionarily pointless melanin
globohomo cares not for your logic
Ryan Howard
The show's reviews speak for themselves.
Jace Young
The word "elf" means "white". That's the opposite of black.
Juan Roberts
>Try to prove me that elves cant be black.
You can't prove something that is fictional, retard. It's just that nobody wants them to be black, because people seek fiction because they want to escape to a nig-free world. If people want to see nigs they can just turn on the local news.
Nolan Thompson
that's a cow
Eli Wilson
streamable.com
Oblihatory link of its theme song
Juan Nguyen
Everyone can describe that world as he wants, we are free
Chase Fisher
Have you seen elf stealing a bike?
Angel Ortiz
that's gobbledygook, user
Ethan Gray
>Everyone can describe that world as he wants, we are free
Yea you can just take artistic liberty with someone else's work because kikes only know how to destroy not create. Inbred pale nigger bitch.
Anthony Moore
Don't mind me, I'm just going to describe the holocaust how I want as well.
Adrian Harris
>nobody wants
A lot of white and especially nonwhite people want
Lincoln Johnson
With enough sorcery it's possible.
Nicholas Williams
Elves can't be black because if they were they would be ugly and everyone would fear them. Tolkein wrote Elves are supposed to be the most beautiful and fair of all races of Middle-Earth. This means they can't be niggers, because niggers are ugly savages that smell and prone to violence.
Blake Anderson
It's beautiful
Matthew Bailey
Elves are supposed to be attractive, smart and long living.
So they cant be black.
Christian Harris
Bulbashibro if your cow looks like that kill it the milk might give you coronavirus or some other shit.
Cameron Richardson
Cool, so we should remake Boyz in the Hood with all white trash trailer park people. Message received.
Jace Phillips
Where did all the blacks go?
Easton Long
Black Vulcans are better, and so is Black Vulcan.
Alexander Wood
>A lot of white and especially nonwhite people want
Only SJWs that won't even watch the show.
William Flores
>A lot of white
No.
> and especially nonwhite people want
No. You're about to see once again how spectacularly this fails. Nobody is going to watch it. Niggers are not clamoring for Lord of the Rings appearances and white people DID NOT want to see that bullshit.
Samuel Morales
Based
Camden Bennett
Why is that ugly nigger the only one who acts like an overdramatic cunt in the video of this? Seriously, niggers just can't help themselves and have to be overdramatic over literally everything.
Ethan Adams
of course, a fucking leleflag.
Remember, lads. Salvia officinalis goes in all fields.
Julian Barnes
Imagine fearing niggers.
Liam Price
Easy, if elves were black they would be called niggers and not elves.
/thread
Jace Perez
It's not so much that they cast a nigger as an elf, it's that they simply had to find the fattest, ugliest, george-floyd-lipped, gorilla nigger on the planet.
Absolutely fucking disgusting, genuinely makes me sick to look at it
Kayden Anderson
Elves are an idealized human form. Also not known for theft, robbery, drug dealing or gang violence.
So basically the inverse of black.
Jaxon Howard
Elves are fair skinned and noble.
the literal opposite of niggers.
Jaxson Garcia
sorry, the only dark elves I'm going to accept are pic related
Bentley Jones
Pretty much this. If Tolkien had made them black, it would be cool. Instead they are black because of a forced agenda by a bunch of pathetic 3rd rate writers. Black people should be offended by this garbage pandering and manipulation most of all.
Jackson Bennett
>It's not so much that they cast a nigger as an elf, it's that they simply had to find the fattest, ugliest, george-floyd-lipped, gorilla nigger on the planet.
A nigger. It's a dwarf. And YES it's because it's a nigger. Dwarves were race. Now they're not. There's inter racial dwarves and an inter racial dwarf kiss the first episode.
Because now dwarves can be black, latino, white, asain. It's a fucking mess.
Jayden Richardson
Nigger are never offended at people kissing their ass. They have no actual pride and can not feel fulfillment in their own endeavors, as such false praise is seen as better than nothing.
Elijah Phillips
I wouldn't mind if they introduced a new elf or dwarf race hailing from some other part of the world. Forcing multi-ethnicity into Tolkiens universe is the problem.
Dominic Murphy
Lmao