YOU HAVE THREE WISHES!

What are they going to be, Any Forums?

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An Asian sex slave that never gets old, a Latina sex slave that never gets old, and a well equipped sex dungeon.

I wish everyone would shuwhh2hpt the fuck up.

nuke Israel three times.

Death to Isreal
Death to America
A curse on the Jews

>never gets old
older than what?

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Horse penis

Older than 22

Please just cure my tinnitus you can have the other wishes for yourself

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>All niggers die
>All Jews but like 3 of them die
>Everyone forgets communism ever existed

to have another 1000 wishes

>All non-Europeans and European-descended people in North America disappear
>Jews disappear
>Sam Hyde kills Hasan Piker brutally (before my first wish)

too much live music?

kill all the niggers
kill all the jews
impregnate every woman on the planet with my seed

"I wish you were free" that's it. I give up the other two.

Probably 12 seeing as he's a amerimutt pedophile

Remember that jinnī wishe are always wicked.
You will probably lose more than you won.

I want a pet crow who is a fren
A credit card w/ unlimited spending i never have to pay back
And all kikes to have compassion for their fellow man

Everybody dies except me

1. to save ukraine from russia
2. mandatory vaccines so we can finally move on from this covid 19 pathogen
3. widespread limits on carbon production such as fossil fuels and raising cattle

Sure, Mulder.

make me look 5 years younger
give me a tighter more youthful butt
make my eyelashes 2 mm longer

Nah I know the lore of Jinn and I think it'd be entertaining to have a malevolent being like a Genie up to bat against the malevolent beings ruining our world now.
The wish is beneficial to the genie and so I see little reason for it to be twisted. Hell I may even be rewarded of the genie's own free will, but that's irrelevant to me.

You have 2 80 year old pocs that have hearts of gold. One is full of good advice, and the other is the world's greatest comedian.

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>I wish to be a woman!
>*bing zap woosh* you are now a woman!
>but my body is the same??
>yes! Being a woman is a mindset! Toodle do! *vanishes*

Satisfied with your wish, troons?

You're fucked in the head
You're always going to be a ugly Dunecoon

Nuke my house, hollywwod and Tel Aviv.

>both 100yo
>and the sex dungeon is well equipped but only with enema material and strap on dildo
Now your sole will be owned by the jinni when you die.

You're actually right though.

If her age is not on the clock she will get no cock.

- the complete, immediate and permanent extermination of all non-whites
- the complete, immediate and permanent extermination of all Jews and Judaism
- a double-shot of good whiskey

I wish that all races became one pure and perfect race.
I wish that people can't lie.
I wish for a succulent chinese meal.(probably the meal wish first)

user Jinns don't want your soul nor would they bargain for it.

I hope China realizes that they have destroyed the very thing they aspired to.

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then maybe I should've wished for my crow' feet to disappear. or the wrinkles around my face in general

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1. To be rock hard and get a lot of ass
2. to be hung like a nigger
3. digits like OP