Yas Queen

Aint nobody wanna watch some scrawny square with a tiny pecker

it's all ogre now

>Prequel to the hobbit and lord of the ring.

Nice to know all the niggers were killed off before the Hobbit.

Cringy

>Uh, uh, check it out (Yeah), uh
>Junior T.O.L.K.I.N uh (R.I.P)
>Uh (I lambas) yeah, yeah
> Eight-one (Keep rangin')

>To all the elvish in the place with style and grace
>Allow me to lace these lyrical disses in your precious
>Who rock rangz and make moves with all the lordies?
>The back of the Shire, sippin' Miruvor like Celeborn-E
>The back of the Shire, suckin' toes, my crew's behind me
>Mods they be passin', pipe-weedin’
>Dwarves bashin', but I just can't quit
>Because one of these hobbies Frodo got to creep with
>sneak with
>while Smaug’s sleep'n why not?
>why burn down my spot cause the gold got hot
>check it
>I got more snack than Sam and in the (garden) bed
>believe me Gimli I got enough to feed the needy

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We already have one, and its king Arthur and shit and guess what 0 of them were brown or black.

You can put a crown on shit, doesn't change the fact that it's shit

DAS RITE

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>Aelfred
>Aethelwold
>Aethelstan
>Eldred
>Cuthred
>Lateesha

With some cheap perspective tricks she looks like a real dwarf, show me a better alternative Any Forums.

Grandma, what BIG calves you have

>Amazon prints billions a year
yea, but they burn billions to destroy their competition and eliminate other businesses. this is just losing fan base and hurting brand. execs are going to go after one another throats at the top to cast blame and take their own power, while publicly (and internally) saying how great the show is

Terrible

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Gibmi

LOL.

Christ, I actually feel nauseous seeing that

>they burn billions to destroy their competition and eliminate other businesses.
Nah they get ZOG to do that for them.
>this is just losing fan base and hurting brand.
user, 99.99999999999% of society are good goy coonsomers who frothe at the moyth at anything produced by Jews. It will be a massive success. Mark my words.

A white character

Underrated.

LMAO. You have the biggest cock on Any Forums. You are amazing. 10/10.

Why the fuck does she look like that?
So fucking terrible

how the fuck do you get that big as a women in this timeline/universe?

lol nevermind. this is inclusiveness side agenda pandering bullshit hahaha

its a comedy is what it is

uhh.. guys?!

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>Tariq Nasneed in drag
take the thong out yo bussy, playa

No, female ogres look better.

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this

Dam zelda really let herself go

With that body? Seriously, makeup or just a few filters can do the trick, not even Danny DeVito can do that, seriously.

Goyyum

Retards keep saying this kind of shit and it isn’t even remotely true. Look at why wokeshit shows/movies are getting canceled after a single season or even before production ends. Financiers demand a return on investment. Rangz is going to absolutely wreck Amazon Studios.

>BAMM BAMM
>OPEN UP THIS IS THE FBI!
>WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL NON-DIVERSE WOOD PULP VERSIONS OF LORD OF THE RINGS IN THERE!
>YOU ARE CHARGED WITH HATE READING!
>SURRENDER NOW AND EMPEROR BEZOS WILL GRANT YOU A MERCIFUL DEATH!

I wish I could press my thumbs into the eyes of the kike that decided to put this fat nigger in the show. What an insult.

i said R E A L, 2d isn't R E A L fuckhead!

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O lawd

is this why middle earth got whiter later on? they just kept getting bleached?

An English woman

Based

You right-wing chuds will see.
This show is going to be the next GoT and break all records.
I'm in a reddit watch party live thread right now waiting for it to start.
streamable.com/v3m794

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>Retards keep saying this kind of shit and it isn’t even remotely true.
I could say the same thing about copium get woke go broke dumbfucks.
>Look at why wokeshit shows/movies are getting canceled after a single season or even before production ends.
Examples, Batgirl not included.
>Rangz is going to absolutely wreck Amazon Studios.
Keep coping. House of the Dragon was supposed to be a disaster then it pulled in 11 million people.

Lmao

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do you know for sure that you'd go to heaven if you died in your sleep tonight user? if you aren't so sure, here's how you can be 100% sure:

youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3uF0juIVI

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I fucked a bitch like this, she was a 20 year old ex boxer with a ridiculous gorgeous feminine face and silky long brown hair, and muscles and big shoulders and huge muscular ass (zero fat) big tits... Body was kinda gross to me except the ass and tits and thighs which were amazing, sex was really good. I thought she'd try to dominate me, but she was literally the most passive and a complete sub, she let me do everything to her, took her anal virginity, destroyed her ass, taught her to give blowjobs, made her swallow every single drop, drink my piss etc etc she was super shy and inexperienced. Still get boner thinking about it 10 years later

Judi Dench with hair and makeup would be the best casting option in my opinion. An obese nigger was an awful choice, this is the first time I’ve seen the actress from the chest down and it’s even worse than I imagined.

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