What would America do without Texas?

You need us so much more than you know. Without Texas it would be over for you.

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Probably better off with out all those spics. Maybe Texas can turn into a spic holding pin.

Texas has exactly nothing to offer.

Good to hear that you won't mind if we secede!

Yeah you niggers need our oil. You could not survive without us.

No I need the helium for research. Take this old pa ridge runner with you.

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Have less beaners

In my mind America is California and Texas, and the other, surrounding states

If you got rid of Texas along with the rest of the shithole that is the South the US would easily be one of teh greatest countries on Earth. All the inbred low IQ retards and niggers live there, so nothing of value will be lost

This guy gets it.

Have less drag queen story hour apparently.

You dont even have oil retard. We get all our oil from Alaska and Canada. The only thing Texas has is spics.

Thats because you are the same thing as a beaner

I wish the southern states would secede and form a new confederacy.

it's not my fault your state is irrelevant

Texas would die in seconds if it tried to secede. Not to mention that you're almost 50% blue now, you don't even have the support to secede if you tried. Time to move shop to another country that actually wants your trash politics and unwarranted sense independence, since making Texas a little shitty country clearly isn't in the cards any more.

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Lol we don't need Texas at all. Your turning into California anyway. Enjoy your flood of liberals.
>t. East Coast Chad

Uh huh.

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Texas is a third world country that can’t even guarantee basic services like energy and water. t. Texan

as a philadelphian, texas is a weird fucking place. i feel like i should be more proud of philly than texans are of texas but thats not how it is

>beaners
>relevant

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its the gateway to space
>but space is faaake
have sex

Bye.

There’s no concept gayer and dumber than the concept of ‘Texas’, it’s like the least selfaware cringe compilation turned into a state.

Perhaps only Russia or the Philippines are more cringe

I don't think you understand how secession works.

Eh, buddy?

>its the gateway to space
more like
>it's the gateway for spics