Bureaucracy at its finest

Hans Island/Ø, an island between Greenland and Canada, which has been the center of an infinitely retarded twist, has, after decades and millions of dollars spent, finally been solved... By drawing a FUCKING LINE in the middle of it.

Why are these niggers so fucking incompetent?

And some people try to convince me that bureaucrats don't deserve to end their days in concentration camps. Imagine that.

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this was the best solution, what's the problem?

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>what's the problem
A 5-year old could have figured that out in a heartbeat, for free.

Also, please don't post beastiality. Any Forums is a board of decency.

That money was stolen.

then you should be able to explain in your own words
what beastiality?

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holy fuck look at this resource rich patch of gold!

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Pretty much. It's been a bread basket for these bureaucracy kikes for decades. Wonder what they'll hop on next.

Yeah, fucking retards, it obviously belongs to America, just like Greenland and Canada

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All African state borders be like:

>get together
>pull out map
>draw a fucking line in the middle
Very easy, even for a communist nigger lover like you.

Oi, Sven
This is the Canadian equivalent of the Kosovo crisis
Hans Island is Canadian
It has always been Canadian
It will always be Canadian
fight me

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What is even a America? Sounds Jewish, ngl.

just melt the fucker and be done with her

Kek. You can have every bit of that barren dog shit for all I care.

Ain't none of your business to know. In fact, none of the New World is your business.

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This. Rumor has it that its rocks are very "Hansy". But don't take my word for it.

Danefags have 24 HOURS to leave the island or the Canadian Navy will evacuate you BY FORCE

Do it now or we will also take Greenland.

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I stand with my Canadian brothers! Drive the Poorope bastards out of our beautiful continent!

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Vikings discovered 'Murica long before Cristobal Colostomy's 15x great grandparents were even born.

Opinion discarded. (Pic rel). Also, your PM is a major faggot. Even San Marino could invade Canada without him daring to do shit about it, kek.

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Remember Anglo-Saxons that you were our slaves for centuries. KNEEL, peasants!

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First, Hans Island from the Danes
Next, Saint Pierre and Miquelon from the French
Greater Canada will rise

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Unfathomably based. You're going straight to Valhalla after a long, prosperous and glorious life here in Midgård.

It was split in half, leaf. You pulled a draw against a mini nation. Hope you're proud, kek.

Y-you too.

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I don't care if it was an Icelandic, Irish, or an Italian that discovered the New World, it belongs to America, none of them. The population of Norse descendants in America is larger than the population of any individual Norse country, anyways. Hell, according to Wikipedia there's more Norwegian-Americans than there are Norwegians. Whose your vikang now?

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Kek. Never seen that shit here. Must be solely made for export.

Speaking of da vikangs.. Picrel.

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Looks harmless now but you won't be laughing when the soviets ally with the Danes and put Jupiter missiles on their half of the island.

And yet, they cling on to pseudo-Scandi traditions. Such as pancakes with fucking liver pate, which was never a thing here, lmao. Seen a couple of docus about Danevang and other places. These people are a disgrace to their ancestors. Fucking pancakes with liver pate, what the actual fuck?

How to be murican:
>claim yurop ancestry
>faintly remember yuro traditions
>mix it all up
>be utterly fucking retarded and pervert everything
'Murica! Yeeehaaw!

that's what they've done, so why are you seething incel?

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It took them decades and most likely cost millions of dollars. But of course, out of hand government spending is a positive for a communist untermensch like you.