Why cant germans make good cars?

they literally sell cars without dipsticks now

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This is why i will never buy a Eurotrash car.
No dip stick is some next level bullshit.
I am not taking it to a stealership to get the oil changed for $2000 fuck off

they can only make good tomboys

i'm guessing the computer automatically checks the oil level

The car tells you you're low in oil, you throw in a quart. Do a change regularly after so many kms. If it's leaking/burning too much oil, get it fixed.

Why is this so hard to understand?

your a dipstick fuck you

its german so the oil sensor fails regularly like every other german electrical part so you have no idea what the real oil level is and that will kill your motor

My audis electronic dip go brrrrrrrrrrr

Why do they put the starters under the intake?

Only good cars are old japanese cars pre 2013

Pretty much this.
New japanese cars are terrible as the kraut cars.

All the good German engineers were stolen during operation Paperclip or executed in camps for refusing to join operation Paperclip.

krautism

next up they'll remove rear view mirrors to replace them with cameras and screens
>why?
so you can pay $1200 like a good goy to get them fixed when something goes wrong, because unlike mirrors these can actually fail and milk cash out of you

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It's mostly because of government policy. I.e any new cars in the USA can be turned off remotely by the government. It's how they got the guy who cannot be mentioned.

Dipsticks are a thing of the past mate.

Now let me tell you about a neat monthly subscription you can buy, that lets you easy check Oil Level online for only 19.99/Mo$.

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For 'drysump' cars (911, C6Z, V10M5, etc) without a traditional oilpan - oil sensors in the reserve tank make sense and ensure proper temp/pressure when checking.

Imagine not driving a dry sumped car...

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pointless overcomplicated german shit

When did C6Z become german? Retard

when they invented it

My bmw 135i and my ford 6.0 are unironically the most reliable vehicles I’ve owned.

>$50 sensor fails
>karen dosent know why the car is making funny noise
>"well goyim the last thing the car black box says is you ignored our shitty warning system so no warranty engine for you"

wait until the loan ends

Nigger the bmw is 12 years old and the truck is almost 20