/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #3887

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>Strelkov: All 4 Kherson bridges aren't operational
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>25 people died from Russian missile attack on Independence Day
>Fires across eastern Ukraine including Mariupol and the ZNPP
>Putin signs a decree to increase the Russian armed forces by 137,000 to 1.15 million
>Germany to send IRIS-T air defense systems in the coming weeks
>US to send $3 billion in aid to Ukraine (largest one yet)
>Azov denies Vovk Natalya's ever served in the Azov regiment
>FSB: Darya Dugina's car was blown up by Vovk Natalya, an Azov servicewoman, who fled to Estonia afterwards
>Antonovsky bridge was hit again, casualties reported by TASS
>Darya Dugina's car exploded in Moscow
>Explosions around Belgorod and Sevastopol reported, AA activity around the Kerch bridge
>3 drone strikes in Crimea: Dhzankoy air base and Azovske ammunition depot and a transformer.
>Igor Strelkov tried to mobilize himself but was detained in Crimea
>Smooker strikes a Russian airbase near Sevastapol, Crimea (9-14 aircraft destroyed)
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Tiger Battalion will rectify the situation

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Wars won by Britain: 1105
Wars won by America: 833
Wars won by Russia: 491

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May all Russian soldiers die!

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>we will nook ukraine!
>we will nook ukraine if it doesn't surrender!
>we will nook the us!
>we will nook the uk!
>we will nook western equipment if it enters ukraine!
>we will nook western equipment if it makes it to the front!
>we will nook western equipment if it makes it to active duty!
we will nook moscow if the ukrainians don't leave!

Are you ready for some tier Russian schizo propaganda?

>Propagandists of the Kremlin, who extol the greatness of Russia and despise the West, do not bother to create something similar to reality. The most primitive means are used to fool a people who are no longer able to think, drug addicts or homeless people filmed in Western countries are depicted as ordinary local residents, once fixed images of empty store shelves and obvious forgeries are used to tell about the terrible famine that countries that do not support Russia in the civilized world are suffering from. It is not surprising that the poor people of Russia are happy that it is not as bad for them as in the "collapsing West".

>One of the most obvious examples of absurd propaganda is the rumor spread at the beginning of the war about the extremely difficult situation of Russian-speakers in Ukraine, who have been tortured there for years by the "Nazis". This narrative had also reached Lithuania. Since it is extremely difficult to find neo-Nazis here, propagandists scared the Russian underworld with gays who simply run amok in the Baltic countries, attacking and mass raping Russian-speakers they meet.

>At the beginning of the war in Ukraine, we had to hear all this even from several different sources, who testified that they had heard the blood-curdling stories about "gay rapists" from Russian-speaking drivers. They said that they were so scared, they mentioned that they were going from the Kaliningrad region to Belarus without stopping through Lithuania, so that they would not be caught by the imaginary rapists of Russian-speaking men. And if you need to stop, you can't speak Russian out loud, because as if zombies, rapists will start creeping out from all corners.

>Lithuanian gay rapists/?

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>If at the beginning it was only about "depraved Europe", when the war in Ukraine started, Russian propagandists adapted their created narrative to support the story line about allegedly abused Russian speakers. This is how a horrible legend was created about gangs rampaging in Lithuania and other Baltic countries and raping men en masse.

>There are mass protests in Paris, a flood in Venice, Russians are advised not to go here, and the people of Great Britain are in danger of real famine - this is the news "fed" to Russian television viewers.

>"The resort town of Eastbourne is set to declare a state of emergency due to growing poverty and the threat of starvation. One in four Britons is malnourished, and even 65 percent of the population is forced to give up home heating and cars," the Russian TV channel "Rossiya 1" paints an apocalyptic picture, and to make the images convincing, a passing cyclist is filmed in the background of a gas station pylon with prices.

>Mass famine in Europe/?

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ukifags are running out of bodybags for the rusniggers.

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More like Gray Panther battalion.

>Another favorite topic of Russian propagandists is that without their gas, the whole of Europe will freeze and not survive the winter.

>Television propagandists show stacks of firewood, explaining that the Germans are buying them en masse, but they have also run out. This message is reinforced by the information of dubious validity that the second of three danger levels has already been declared in Germany due to the impending "catastrophe", and the country may soon be in a state of emergency.

>"Italian transporters have announced a 15-day strike, and the truck drivers will no longer be transporting anything anywhere. When a liter of diesel costs 2.5 euros, doing so is suicide. Gasoline prices in Europe are the most discussed topic.

"And fuel prices are increasing like an auction, five euro cents per hour, but the bill for electricity and heating has not yet arrived," the TV channel "Rossiya 1" informs about how Russians live in Western Europe.

>Europe will freeze/?

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Leaf hours

>Kremlin propagandists also pay a lot of attention to the main opponents of the country, Great Britain, Spain and Italy. A truly dramatic picture is drawn that a woman living in a Russian province even tears up in front of the camera, pitying the "suffering" Americans. "In Britain, many have had to give up even traveling within their own country, it has become too expensive. One in ten Britons is already selling their car, because a liter of petrol already costs around £2,” TV propagandists say, pointing to a pedestrian boulevard that is, of course, free of cars.

>In order to raise the eyebrows of the Russian population, by showing when the hated Western countries are living badly, images of empty store shelves are used and they don't know when to film. Most likely, they were filmed in the first days of the COVID-19 pandemic, when people rushed to buy long-lasting products en masse, and merchants could no longer physically respond to the demand that increased several tens of times.

>"In Rome and Naples, customers are greeted by empty pasta shelves. The situation is the same in Spain - there is no rice, no oil, no flour. And here in Germany, sunflower oil has completely run out, only two bottles are sold per person", Russian propagandists report and explain that in Britain, when toilet paper is 33 percent more expensive, it is already suggested to use reusable material substitutes instead.

>Italians are out of pasta/?

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I'm watching the Jays lose another game, I'll be here allll night baby.

>Beware the old man in a profession where men die young

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this general is so dead, its embarrassing

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>"The situation in America is getting worse. With the drastic increase in the price of electricity, the residents of the country of dreams are forced to choose between buying food or paying at least part of the electricity bill," propagandists report.

>To reinforce the impression that the US is on the brink of collapse, the most gruesome street scenes are used. They try to film as much garbage as possible, including sleeping homeless people and drug addicts. There is no attempt to explain to the Russian population that these unfortunates are on the fringes of society, they are portrayed as ordinary Americans.

>"Prices in America are so high that there has been a wave of food theft. In New York supermarkets, even $4 worth of canned beef must be locked in special security boxes.

>There is a shortage of thousands of teachers in America, no one wants to do this job because of the extremely low pay and the threat to their lives. It has reached such a level that mothers are forced to sell their milk", - Kremlin propagandists paint the apocalyptic "reality" in the USA.

>America is starving/semi last post

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Not at this BMI

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Is it finally happening?

They are not coming back

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>admin to announce a $1 billion
A one dollar billion sounds great

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>Efforts by the Kremlin golden-mouths are yielding startling results, video footage provided by the Ukrainian news agency Unian shows an elderly Russian woman filmed by the same propagandists. The woman is crying, she feels sorry that Americans live so hard, no one considers them human.

>"I watch TV and sit and cry," the old woman admitted.

>Just at this moment, when the climax of tears and pity for the Americans is reached, a middle-aged woman rushes to the aid of the distraught old woman.

>“Don't cry, everything will be fine. V. Putin helps everyone and he will definitely help the Americans," said a worshiper of V. Putin while stroking the distraught victim of propaganda.


>Russians will feed Americans/Final post

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based

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it happened twice already

ywnbaw

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>Wars won by Russia: 491
how many it is without being financed by the UK (Napoleonic wars), France (WW1) or the USA (WW2)?

So lads, how do you like our alternative reality?

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>thread is active therefore it’s dead

The answer is that I’m not reading all that. Sorry

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based

i thought they were supposed to be good again? sports fandom is hard times for torontonians
i keep getting sucked back by these schizo posts

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no one replied for 2 whole minutes. it proves everything.

literally none
Russia won 0 wars when not being carried by western countries

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not reading those textwalls,
the left can't meme

Your loss, it's funny and last two posts are Russian propaganda about USA and Canada

>without their gas, the whole of Europe will freeze and not survive the winter
We heard this fairytale here for literally every year. Russians on internet were really confident that ukros are freezing here kek.

>pic
Just what you need.

Tigers?

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Are you illiterate?

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all leafs are hohol diaspora, don't you know?

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They were half a game off the Wild Card lead during the All-Star break and then they lost 3 games to the fucking Angels who are despicable this year and now they're losing to another sub 500 team, the fucking Cubs. So ya, now the team is 1 game ahead of the Orioles that are supposed to be shit and pushed out of the playoffs. Every game is basically a must win from here on out and they chose this time to start shitting the bed.

you've gone too far now

Let's at LEAST go for some REALISM, Leaf.
>pic related

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>"And fuel prices are increasing like an auction, five euro cents per hour, but the bill for electricity and heating has not yet arrived," the TV channel "Rossiya 1" informs about how Russians live in Western Europe.
I like this Russian cope about EU electricity prices lmao
>5 cents higher each hour

Also, I'm not from Toronto, the Jays are just the only Canadian team so I have no choice. Bring back the Expo's tbqh

oh come on some of them return as samovars

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Show flag serb

Now its correct

lmao

Goes without saying, but as always Vatniks are overdosing on Hopium. Germany does not have widespread use of firewood. Most there rent. Using firewood is something remote enclaves in the US and yes, Russians do.
> three danger levels
Bwahahahaha. There are no "danger levels". If there were, the danger level would be 3 for the gas storages. Because they are filling way faster than expected and now the German gov has to face the fact they might have overcompensated due to retards believing the Russian shill fear mongering. Like their military, the Russian trade power has been obscenely overestimated. You might not have realized it yet, but right now we all are living in a timeline where we will see Russia collapse. Again.

I don't think anyone really cares about Russian-speakers in Ukraine. For one, people in the West immediately see through it - no one, even the most credulous, is fooled by this nonsense. But it doesn't work in agitating the Global South, either, because it's blatant settler colonialism and rubs the wrong way.

It's a stupid propaganda angle to work and yet the Kremlin continually pushes it. Maybe it's for their domestic audience. But Russians are so stupid I can't imagine they even need a reason to die for their glorious petrol station.

I do in fact know, 9 members of my granddad's family emigrated to Canada and left him rot in sovok.

>right now we all are living in a timeline where we will see Russia collapse. Again.

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funnily enough, that's the least delusional copium vatnik propagandists do
my favorites are
>Lithuanian gay rapists gangs rapes every Russian speaker, truck drivers driving from Kalliningrad to Belarus are afraid to stop at Lithuania so they wouldn't get raped
and
>Italians running out of fucking pasta

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