user it says here you haven't worked in over 10 years.
What have you been doing this entire time?
Job interview
Logan Smith
Ethan Cox
Personal projects and missionary work
Noah Parker
none of your business
Justin Torres
If the HR was a tranny then it would have been political.
Ayden Foster
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH THE THRILL OF THE MIND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Torres
>Your mom didn't tell you?
Bentley Adams
shitposting, saving the world, and getting the girl. the name’s banks. cody banks
Jason Stewart
Pouring cooking grease down peoples drains.
Austin Peterson
Fucking lie. It's not that hard.
Say you managed a shitty little place with no HR like a mechanic's shop or a restraunt. Research a bit of what that entails.
Get decent at excel(once you can do a vlookup and xlookup with crossing references you're good)
And above all.. learn.. to.. fucking... lie.
An interview is a conversation between liars.
Every industry is unique enough that you can adapt parallel experience to what they're asking.
Research what your position entails.
And lie.
Godspeed user
Asher Edwards
Trophy Husband
John Roberts
And who is she?
Brandon Harris
Just say you have been out of work for personal issues such as transistioning from female to male and that you're a transman. They'll call you brave and give you the job.
William Price
Robert Brooks
Rich dad says getting a job is for losers.
Ryder Richardson
Been a year, had spine surgery.
Jacob Nelson
that sounds like a problem
Andrew Martin
"Jerking off to lolicon and playing videogames on Steam, hey is it cool if I cum in your panties real quick and then we do this interview while your panties are full of my cum?"
Brody Martin
>it says here you haven't worked in over 10 years.
That's a typo love. It should say 21 dear.
But to answer your question, NEET.
Michael Hill
Fucking your mom
Colton Morris
I've been running an intelligence operation for 12 years killing evil pieces of shit in real life not a videogame. F*** you you stupid b****.
Hunter Lopez
Looking for places to shit and shower. Being homeless is rough.
Jackson Jackson
Not being a worthless NPC working in HR
Adrian Ortiz
Jayden Reed
Game.
Mason Richardson
bullshit questions like this is why i will continue to leech off of the system. what i do with my life is none of my employers concern. i carry a hammer in my pocket just so i can smack people in the face with it when they ask me stupid questions
Owen Moore
Good answer
Cameron Barnes
I was literally in this position and I told them to their face "ebay reseller", which is not a lie. TO claim I pay my way and am not a basement NEET, that would be a lie, but I left it in the open.
Granted this was a working class, hard job that did not ask for references and only did a background and (yes, humiliatingly) drug test. The job was underground utility line locator.
I hope some of my brother NEETs read this message. I was surprised that I got accepted, wasn't hassled, but it really happened. I've been out of work again for a year though back to NEET.
Andrew Morgan
Whole office gig is keeping up appearances
In the interview they wanna make sure you can
Nobody cares if you spent 10 years of your life cooming and smoking weed in your mom's basement, they just wanna see if you can lie about it
Bonus points if you can come up with a witty and funny anecdote about it and even more bonus points if you can somehow relate to the job you are being interviewed for
Christopher Cooper
*unzips penis*
Justin Jenkins
I was lurking on Any Forums.
Isaiah Lopez
"I thought myself Zbrush, Blender, C4d, MOI, Substance painter, 3d Coat. Things relevant to the position I'm applying as you can see in my CV and demo reel"
Christian Howard
I'm glad you asked
Let me tell you about the Jews...
Adrian Morris
beating off to hentai
Hunter Lee
>as you can see in my CV and demo reel
don't say that
It's passive aggressive
It is implied that they have seen your CV and demo reel and if you say that, it's like you are accusing them of not having seen it
Jose Harris
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Matthew Sanders
Been working on that novel, I guess.
Michael Moore
You're hired.
Dominic Johnson
Crypto. Made bank now need to work to pay off my college debt
Zachary Harris
Wanna see my cum jar?