ITT post your highest-level conspiracy theories

ITT post your highest-level conspiracy theories.

Whoever is called schizo or told to take their meds the most wins.

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the Holocaust actually happened, just not to that extent

So last thread was a bot tread full of chatbots.

I made this thread

While men are individuals, all women are part of a unified hive mind. That's how they seem to know *everything* and can all act malicious towards you so quickly en masse.

take your meds schizo

meds, NOW.

golf rumors

nuclear weapons don't exist
hills and mountains were trees and giants
the waters above
quantum inmortality
dogs were people
cataclismic shit occurs every 12k years

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Cell phone frequencies distort the pineal frequency and can make people docile or rage with a certain frequency level. The only way to stay safe is to dig. In the future, the smart humans will live like moles.

OP is heterosexual

Niggers are people

Golf Rumors

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Pretty fucking accurate actually

There is an advanced AI that detects conspiracy threads and posts 'meds schizo' or something along those lines when it detects that something true has been posted.

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>Earth is under alien occupation and the human race has been conditioned for slavery, unable to think for itself or disobey an order. One human, the slave of an important ruler, is captured by a small band of rebel humans who try to break the conditioning and restore his free will.
starring Brent Spiner

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History beyond 100 years is false.

I cannot die.
most Ensouled individuals are "important"
but some have Divine Duties,
and a limited amount of those Duties are vital.
every time the future of My timeline is corrupted,
the whole thing gets scrubbed and I get sent to the nearest viable timeline.
It's not only Me since I've sensed disturbances that differ from the ones I generate.

Death to kikes

I am Apollyon the destroyer and in the next several months I am going to establish a one world order.

All women are demons.

meds

I astral projected your thread thats why its here

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Chuck never owned the Feed & Seed. It was Sneed's the entire time.

The hard science, the good kind, the testable and peer reviewed and occam's razor shaved kind is in, and the verdict is coming in that you and we are very likely in some sort of fucked up simulation experiment tank, which demands that there is something out there, above and beyond, perhaps an ancestor to humans that evolves to be omni-temporal to become powerful enough to create whole universes to achieve goals.

This conversation between us over a server being nothing but a furtherance of the above arrangements.

Implications are that there is a birth of your illusion of existence before the atoms associated with you sublimated from the subatomic to atomic at the beginning of the universe, and there is a death after the atoms that you associate with are long since dropped into black holes.

If you don't find this terrifying you do not understand what I'm saying.

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All reality is thought, all thought is reality. Everything which can me imagined is therefore real in some sense. All conspiracy theories are true & all religions are true but there is a competition between ideas, some of which are violently incompatible. The evolution of society is taking place as these battles are being fought in the conceptual headspace / heavenly dimensions of all beliefs and religions. Until some version of the truth arises as dominant there is no universally perceptible version of reality - basically no objective reality, so in a certain sense everything which is imagined could also be false. Ideas or beliefs which could have been true but which have already been destroyed are like ghosts, their memories still exist but they can no longer be realised - certain cryptids, religions, etc, are like this - they were but now they are not. All of history was a series of skirmishes like this but now we are in the final days of the war which will determine once and for all the ultimate truth of the universe.

the US is controlled by patriots in secret
and a guy on Any Forums leaked it under a pseudonym

Organized religion is the result of drunken, high individuals who could trip out and write about it. OP was likely the telling of some degenerate who saw a peacock while on shrooms and swore they saw a higher power.

I believe in the bible. But i still realize its allegorical for the seeding of our planet by off world whatevers needing resources and creating slaves....but you dont think their ships actually look like this do you? Fuck?

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Meds.