The eye jew covert vaxx?

I went to the eye jew to get my vision checked. They checked my eyes, and one of the machines blew air puffs into my eyes to "check the eye pressure". I barely had time to react before it was done. The presumed jewess who operated the machine made e slightly satisfied sharp nasal exhale as the air hit my eye and I jumped a bit from not being prepared for this. Afterwards I started thinking.
I asked some questions and they recently started doing this to everyone, while previously they only did it to those above a certain age.
I did some googling, and sure enough I found articles about mRNA delivery thru the eye.
I think this fucking machine might have vaccinated me. Beware of the eye jew, frens.


I washed my eyes when I got home, and took some zeolite, turpentine and NAC for good measure.

Is there something I can do to undo it, if there was mRNA in that fucking puff?
Is mRNA even real, or might it be a cover for parasite eggs?

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It’s to make the machine work better you fucking schitzo

Matthew 5:29 nigger

You should take methanol too for good measure.

Eery.
She cracked a joke about the results, and I replied " Oh so just throw them away then".

Is that you, POSEIDON?

Haha holy shit I am glad I am somewhat normal in my head. How the fuck are guys like you making it trough life?

nigger they always did this test, i did it as a child even

It's a low effort trole

Would you do this test if it suddenly popped up in current year?

They've been building trust in this machine, in anticipation for its use as a bioweapon administration tool.

Am I the last one of us here

Yeah I would've grabbed her and bent her over a chair so she could experience my special meat injection into her nasty butthole if you know what I mean
Captcha 288PP

>retarded parents
>legally blind until I was 13
>parents just never cared/had no money
>got glasses eventually
>doing fine
Doubt it
I appreciate my parents' stupidity because I am living proof against those retards who say you can "exercise" your eyes into functioning and plausibly deniable against this shit
My vision hasn't gotten worse since getting them, doubt the eye tests exist to degrade your vision

Sneed’s fart and shart
Formerly barts fuck and suck
Formerly chucks feed and seed

My vision was unchanged, and I wish I didn't do this test.
The point was not that the test exists to degrade vision, but the suspicion was that the air puff test is one of the methods being used to covertly vaxx the unvaxxable.

Weird I had it once but now they've stopped doing it. This is specsavers, maybe they just got rid of the air machines in my local store. I had a weird laser test this year instead.

Post a link to any mRNA through eye machines you got on you, before I'll accept your hypothesis.
I'm not accepting this based on your word alone.
These machines have been around for a while.

I'd be more concerned about the eye drops than the tonometry machine.
Btw I think both are safe.
Maybe they are testing more of the population for glaucoma due to the predicted increase of the condition.

I hate this machine. I never let them use it on me.

correct

The eye delivery mrna tech is based on injections:
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33119640/

The air you felt was air blown to see if you eyes can withstand the pressure, it’s called the puff test and it’s supposed to reveal glucoma or other types of disease.
essilorusa.com/newsroom/the-eye-air-puff-test-why-you-cant-hide-from-it

The satisfaction the eye jew felt is that you did not have any bad disease and was satisfied by the test.
The vitamins you took will detox your body, no worries. You just got a little scared for no reason.

lmao

Not a machine, but mRNA in the eye
iovs.arvojournals.org/article.aspx?articleid=2694437

This could well be the case actually, that peoples eyes are getting fucked since the vaxx rollout, and they therefore are checking for it more. I needed that perspective. thnx

It's to check eyeball pressure for things like glaucoma and cancer.
I think it doubles as a stress test used on masonic targeted individuals.

They can adjust the pressure to really make your jump, it's a game to them.

Also it'll blow away moisture in your eye Wich would absorb harmful uv or it wavelengths if the targeted individual is scheduled to have their vision fucked up for being a bad boy.

Never let them fuck return both eyes