>Jesus returns and flies down on Earth from the heavens and shit

>Is black

How would Any Forums even cope??

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Becoming convinced this might be the truth

In any case it shouldnt matter

>from da heaven an sheeiit
the manifestation of my god is not a nigger.

I'd crucify him again ngl

I would summon Sam Harris with a dark spell to fight him off.

Any Forumsacks managed to cope very well when Trump lost, I bet they'd find some mental gymnastics to convince themselves niggers are based and they always liked them

kek

well, there is no god
and so there likely wasn't even a jesus
so i don't care

fr fr

if jesus appears to me as a black person then i know it's an american lie

That f**** wishes he was me

>huh. well would ya look at that. he's not a jew after all

That's not Jesus, that's 2pac, dawgg.

By giving no fucks and following the son of God.

fr no cap bo

christianity is instantly DEBOONKED and so is ISLAAM , judaism collapses on its own and the world will be a happier place without these 3 violence inducing religions, based!

Project Blackbeam ain't real nigga

Don't care if he's a jew or a nigger. Not into those weird Arabian desert semitic religions.

Americans instantly fall of on their knees and starts worshipping the divine BBC and then an s-400 unloads on the nigger and his rhino that only had a power level above iron chariots.

We would crucify him, have no doubt.

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Yeah i'm sure Jesus would come down and rob a liquor store while killing an innocent bystander in a shootout with the cops afterwards. I remember that passage from the bible.

Wouldnt give a fuck, now excuse me I have to pray to Allah

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If jesus is black I will let him steal my bike whenever he wants.

I would turn my back on him.
I would rather go to hell then worship a nigger.

spit in his face and smote him on the head

>we wuz geezus and shieee

If you read the bible you would know jesus hates his fellow black Hebrew Israelites and routinely harassed them by whipping them in the synagogue. Which officially makes Jesus a based nigger

Jesus has the best weed and cocaine.

Dear fucking lord here, have my entire day’s worth of keks

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He could take on any characteristics he wants to.

Any Forums is like 50% muslim at this point