Looks like this pandemic is finally coming to an end. Once everyone gets their fourth boosters, we can go back to normal.
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6th Dose Proven Safe and Effective
Lincoln Martinez
Chase Williams
Boost in hell mother fuckers.
Chase Ward
WAAAOOOOOOW! FLAVOR BOOST PACKETS??!
Nathaniel Jones
Hopefully it has crickets in it.
Charles Morris
I now want this shit like now.
Brayden Morris
For me, it's the Bubble Gum flavor
Nicholas Flores
>hopefully they give free kraft mac and cheese for 6th booster shots!!! juice me up!!!
Ethan Myers
>it's the Cotton Candy* flavor
ack i fucked up
Chase Ward
KEK, i can see fat people talking about there favorite boosters.
"IMA GET ME THAT BUFFALO BOOSTER!"
Grayson Scott
These "boosters" have the same amount of mRNA as the original shots, but have two different mRNA sequences. So you're getting half the dose against the "omicron" variant.
Additionally, the original claim was that you need 2 doses in 2 weeks to get a strong immune response. Now the Omicron booster is a single shot. So, again, the dose is halved relative to the original shot.
Bottom line: Either it'll do nothing (because you're getting 1/4 of the dose that you're supposed to get to develop antibodies against a "new" antigen), or it's going to show that the original shot regime was a scam to extract shekels and a single shot with half the dose was enough.
And that's just taking at face value that the "vaccine" actually does something.
Jace Watson
>mac n cheese
>being an adult and eating mac n cheese
No wonder half the population is brain dead
Nolan Barnes
>No wonder half the population is brain dead
chemically lobotomized desu
Gabriel Martinez
>tfw the new goyslop flavors drop
Isaiah Jenkins
Jaxon Adams
Its not only that its also the black magic programming coming through every screen all the time and the soul corruption of infants
Liam Baker
KRAFT DOES NOT MAKE REAL CHEESE.
Even their chedder blocks are FAKE.
Everything Kraft is FAKE
Asher Robinson
>So you're getting half the dose against the "omicron" variant.
BA.1 not omicron
they're so far behind the curve it would be funny if it wasn't genocidal
Nathan Johnson
this is the new thing, tasteflation, they will take the taste out of from foods and then sell it back to you in a separate package
David Morgan
LOL they keep talking about protection against the latest variants, I assumed they'd pick BA.2 at least. That's even funnier.
Regardless, the question remains about the dosage and double-jab original regime.
Brody Long
Goyslop thread?
Gavin Scott
The pandemic has been over for a well over a year now already. Only you basement-dwelling chuds still rage about vaccines, everyone else has been living life normally all this time, while you have been seething and shitting your pants in hysterical fear.