Toilet Paper Is Destroying You

Is toilet paper the ultimate scam?

Today we know that most products out there aren't on the market to enrich our lives, but to distract us with consumerism.
Introducing toilet paper. The deep state has worked tirelessly to reduce our dietary fiber intake, while also selling us this supposed "essential" product. Don't believe me? Take a large spoon of psyllium husk fiber twice a day after meals, with plenty of water. You'll immediately notice that there is 0 remaining poop on your anus after you are done shitting. That's because our ancestors ate a varied hunter-gatherer diet with plenty fiber.
I'm just trying to redpill you here, user. Free yourself from the shitrix.

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skidmarks are the sign of a proud and patriotic american

use the velvety neck of a goose as your ancestors did

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>Is toilet paper the ultimate scam?
Yes. Wear diapers instead.

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At
All
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Reject the toilet Jew user.

>Take a large spoon of psyllium husk fiber twice a day
I have done this and can confirm but have read that taking it every day can lead your body to have trouble digesting on its own. What's the redpill on this?

hey faggot my toilet he a stuck they comes out and shoots inside my ass with a hotwater pipe when I press a burin so toilet paper is only use to wipe the cats ass
you are in England your food looks the same when it comes out as when it goes in your mouth blood pudding haggis pooper
go eat some mock turtle soup so you at least get some brain cells in yo ur body tea nigger

husks drop the same meat as zombies so you can eat it to survive but it’s a pleb thing to do

Wow.
Consider me impressed.

Agreed.

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Diapers are great. Give it a try.
The true patrician fetish.

Are you saying we should be eating the bog roll instead of wiping our backsides with it?

If you ever manage to reproduce, are you going to change your wife's diaper at the same time as your kid's?

I hate leafs so god damn much.

Racist meme

OP gets a single flawless victory over his bowl movement and he thinks it will be like that all the time.
It's not.
psyllium husk fiber loses it's effect after about a week your body adapts to it and your poops go back to normal.

My gf is infertile due to her appendix bursting when she was 13, but I do change her already.

>The true patrician fetish.
You know it.

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>10 man gang bang
Holy fuck that bitch must be tired

go back to india prajesh

The "Hello sirs" OP

Excuse me, what?

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>dead hell eyes
>not Japanese window structure, not Japanese wallpaper, not Japanese baseboard, foreign tree scenery (large trees closer to house than Japan building standards), eyes not installed to head at equal heights (look like Sloth from Goonies), dead black hell eyes, extreme degeneracy adult in pedophilia diapers
>probable American cardboard nigger enclosure room filled with Japanese toys
>using Japanese name
>probable installed with factory standard penis
-infinite/10, internal explosion of wrath and hate

It's a work, m8.

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