You discover the book of Necronimicon which will cause Adolf Hitler to rise from the grave with 20 million brownshirts...

You discover the book of Necronimicon which will cause Adolf Hitler to rise from the grave with 20 million brownshirts and SS officers to chase all the baboons and sandniggers out of Europe whilst the Nazi national anthem blares gloriously into the skies from all four corners of the earth. After months of labour, you dutifully follow the instructions with excited anticipation until finally yours eyes glance upon the last entry of the book. It instructs you to frantically suck on 256 throbbing BBC in a row with your mouth.

Wat do?

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Close the book and sell it on ebay.

summon succubus. ask her to be gf. don't have sex with her to cuck her and absorb her loosh. smile for once.

>tf
>tp

pay some faggot to do it

Throw the book away and make sure the same thing happens anyway.

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Succubi demand a very high price, you sure you can pay it?

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i don't read. in fact i don't even know what this thread is about, but i see a picture of a book and i have come to state i'm strongly opposed to its existence

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Oh wow, even more evidence reading books is for fags.

>summon a succubus
Good fucking luck
1/6

Fuck, 1/6

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Close it because it's a fake clearly made by a mutt.

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4/6

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Fin

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> Jarek, I know it sounds crazy, but I have an idea how to solve the eastern flank for good. Don't ask how, but I'll need a couple of ABW to keep this tight and Czarnek to let me organize a happening with some Erasmus and foreign students.
> No, nobody's gonna die. Okay, yes, just in case, I'll use the black ones.

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Non-issue, book is worthless

It was definitely an N word

>wat do
S&R the JIDF thread.
every thread with wat do? or any leading question gets the same.

NO BUMPS

Tear my hair out in desperation in my great search for BBC. I examine 1000 specimens and all I can find is diseased inpotent shrivelled pricks