are ayy's real or not?
can the experts on Any Forums tell us?
AYY LMAO
Congress admitted as much but normies are too busy wageslaving to care.
>Congress admitted as much
sauce?
Yes and it's obvious,
Stop asking this question constant on this thread.
Fuck off space nigger we're full.
>board.
Fixed
>Yes and it's obvious,
proof it
Not an expert, just a clever user who figured out how to determine this which anyone can do.
It's important to be nonchalant, affable, and to be drinking alcohol (moderately) while doing this.
It's also mission critical to show sincere respect when talking to those who know the real story.
Talk to pilots at a bar, specifically Marine Corps or Air Force pilots. Navy pilots are notoriously inscrutable.
Buy the guy a drink and thank them for their service. Small talk, first. Things like jet lag, time away from loved ones
Do you get holiday pay? Any funny stories?
Let them take the lead story teller role. Wait for reciprocation. They're trained for that so just let it happen.
When the moment is right, mention that you spend a lot of time on the internet and you've seen rumors about a manual
given to pilots which details dozens of UFO types. Remain somewhat skeptical but willing to hear anyone out who's seen it.
Buy another round and wait. The stories they tell will amaze you.
Last week. Dan Bongino podcast. He delved into it with great enthusiasm.
The greys are real. I don't think they're "aliens."
>they have the ability to talk in your head
>they can read your mind
>they can float objects and people through walls and windows
>their presence screws with electronics and is accompanied by this electric buzzing fiery numb sensation that fills the air
>their presence is fucking TERRIFYING in a primal way I cannot properly describe, sheer mortal terror and your brain screaming "NOPE NOPE NOPE"
I also think they may be able to use portals and unironically might BE the monster in your closet.
I have seen them personally and up-close. They come to take children.
>their presence is fucking TERRIFYING
Let some lanky greyskin fag come at me, I am not afraid of ayylmaos
There is one highly advanced civ that spawn kills all other civilizations that reach a certain level of development.
The simple fact that people encounter them is enough. You can't possibly believe that we're all lying.
If I were making up a story, I would make it believable. I wouldn't tell you that bug-eyed aliens that can talk in your head floated me through a wall. I would at least leave out the part where they can go through walls because you'd call bullshit.
Primordial and utter terror. Your brain fucking rejects the sight of them like you'd reject a nightmare or a hideous thought. It recognizes them somehow as being evil and terror-inducing like nothing I can describe. Their eyes.
>I don't think they're "aliens."
how are they not aliens from what you described? they must be
>their presence is fucking TERRIFYING in a primal way
Yes.
>I don't think they're "aliens."
The ones reported most often are from Zeta Reticuli but they have colonized many systems.
>They come to take children.
Val Valerian warned us.
I don't think they come from outer space. I can't know for sure since my memory cuts off before I get aboard the craft and I'm not gonna make shit up, but I think they hide somehow and I have no reason to think they're from outer space.
Been trying to figure these assholes out for 22 years now. I think they may be actual demons even if they pilot biological entities and seem interested in biotech.
>I get aboard the craft
why do you get to go on the craft?
Lol