Kek

kek
we are dabbing on this entire board

>g-germans who use gas for heating will freeze to death!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARE YOU BASEMENT DWELLER EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING?
Z? more like Zozzle, TOP ZOZZLE

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Holy fucking cope.

How's your electric bill you fucking arab rape slave.

I don't use gas
it went down 10% because a special tax is not applied to energy anymore from this year on

so uhhhhhh
keep huffing your copium lmao

So you're a sandnigger on gibs.
Makes sense I guess.

no you fucking retard
educate yourself before you speak on the matter

>I don't use gas
So somehow you think because you don't use gas your entire country isn't about to hit a massive shitstorm?

>keep huffing your copium lmao
Are there even any white people left in Germany? I would have figured your dumb libshit whore females would have bred their own people out of existence by now since your males are a bunch of castrated cuck retards.

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>your entire country isn't about to hit a massive shitstorm?
reserves full, pool's closed

>Are there even any white people left in Germany?
come on, Sanjeet, this is getting embarrassing

>Faster than expected
So you're getting minute amounts rather than the expected none at all.

I just bought 3x oil filled heaters just in case, I recommend all anons do the same before winter! Also stock-up on tinned foods.

Good luck brothers.

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>gas storage
No country has adducute gas storage, if the supply is cut off, that lasts a month tops.

100% full gas tanks last 3 weeks in winter you moron

Wouldn’t this all be simplified by allowing Germany to just industrialize their war industry again? You were so good at that, you could pick it up again in no time

Remember Turks and Syrian refugees get priority

>reserves full, pool's closed
Says who? One fake news media source trying to calm down the peasants while they gtfo? Seems like its working with you retard.

>come on, Sanjeet, this is getting embarrassing
Should we start linking how many arabs you see walking down the streets of your cucked libshit cities?

last winter we didn't have a single month that had an average temp of below 0°C
the first snow fall that actually stayed for more than 3 days happened around February
at 100% they last 3 months in winter
in WINTER
stop thinking we're Finland
educate yourself

damn so you really are some Chink or Indian lmaooooooo

>hey lets prevent riots while it's warm and people can actually march around
uh, thanks "germany's economy minister" i'm sure you're being 100% honest and 90% of germany's gas just magically appeared from other places overnight

>damn so you really are some Chink or Indian lmaooooooo

Your woman literally get raped by arabs on the regular, and they continuously vote to bring them over, almost as if they enjoy the rape. Stop coping with some fake news media article and recognize your situation you kikebrain retard.

they're probably buying from Ukraine (for 10x the price) who are currently still buying gas from Russia
quiet, pajeet
go post a blacked thread

>I'm not a sandnigger reeee
A white German would have responded with facts countering my statement, subhuman.

so you admit you have no idea about the topic
google eeg-umlage
also it wouldn't surprise me if hartzer have their electricity paid for by the state directly without sending money anywhere or seeing any bills

>gets destroyed by a leaf
>responds like a sandnigger
Pathetic. You're a parasite.

I'm whiter than you and actually German
unlike your 1/64th German heritage lmao

I know you're a sandnigger living on gibs.

>economy minister says everythings fine
ok nigger

>whiter than you
Only niggers say that.

read, ahmed
ihr drecks amis keat olle ins gas

kek handouts dont resolve problems andre. i cant heatttttt

>put post code in
>doesn't deliver to your area
Fuck Argos.

lel, so i guess there wont be a german fuel threads come november? lmao the fuckin balls on them to go ahead and declare a non-issue

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gas is so expensive nobody is buying it any more
you fucking brain dead idiot

>natural gas prices keeps rising.
>Germany imports natgas at 10x the price that keeps rising by the day.
>bites coin
>Germany is green

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>I don't use gas
Anyone else get confused when they saw that flag and these words in the same post?

>I don't use gas
where the absolute fuck do you think the electricity powering your phone you use to post your intellectual room temperature IQ wisdom on some bengalian basket weaving board is coming from, Kevin?
consider killing yourself before you further pollute the gen pool

....what is this creature
Kill it with fire!

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Oh because your government never lied to you before germanon. Surely they have no reason to lie.

lol if you think freezing is the biggest problem. your economy is utterly fucked for the next 50 years with the sliding euro and debased manufacturing

I don't post from my phone
and no, it's not coming from gas
literally got my new abschlagsraten for 2023 last week and they went down

not my problem you use gas and have to pay 600 per month from now
kek

kek as long as you keep buying LNG from Jewmerica, it is going to stay high as fuck. It is also going to raise the prices here significantly as is already happening. Glad I don't have to use that shit to power my heating system. A little black gold never hurt anybody.

They are selling out quick in my area as well, that is why I'm given fellow based anons the heads up to at least have one just in case.

Dont get the small ones as they are completely useless, you can keep the large oil filled heaters high temp low power (500watts) and it is still amazing.

Also try and buy good branded ones as off-brand ones tend to leak oil over time.


Good luck user.

kek
>mom and dad pay my bills

>not coming from gas
yes it is you fucking idiot

with dumb fucking idiots like Kevin here you can be absolutely certain the dumb fucks responsible for all this will keep getting elected

English, sandnigger. You can barely speak German.

>ACK

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