No, in real life

MDEbros,,,I don't feel so good

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Turk roaches can’t fight

doubt it, it's not a credible threat

Since he's doing the accent he could just say it's part of the character

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Where's his response?

Did you guys hear this track some guy made that samples this?

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Come get some.

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exactly

>No strength behind his punches
He will get knocked out first round

if Hassan doesn't give the Candy Man a formal response than he forfeits his manhood
as a man it is your duty to accept or decline when challenged by another man
declining is far more respectable than running away from it and pretending it never happened like a little coward bitch

this can't be real. this and the other one are things that you would never share with another soul, let alone post on the internet

i never realized how fuckhuge sam got. i remember when he first started and he was a typical weeb twink

He managed to make a full blown murder threat into a joke and get away with it.

Sam 'Candyman' O'Hyde is a famous Irish traveller bare-knuckle boxer and cousin of Tyson Fury. He adopted his 'candyman' persona after several schizophrenic episodes induced by his father's death in a workplace accident in the Cadbury's chocolate factory in Dublin, where he was caught in the blades. He is also known to periodically drift in and out of his other persona of 'Sam Hyde', a Rhode Island comedian and white nationalist leader.

What are the odds this ends with Sam doing a Frank Hassle style stunt with Hasan IRL

wtf... I'm an obese lard who hasn't done a kick since karate 16 years ago and I did a kick better than that.

You need the one where he's talking with Destiny.

WILL SAM MURDER THAT TURKROACH?
STAY TUNED

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Damn bro that's cute as fuck.

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But he could motivate others to say that to Hasan.

zero

one punch on that faggot

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not many people can do that, hes a legend

Lol no. But meds are fragile and do sue often (its the jew in them).

he threw that one with BAD intentions

Where can I watch more of this guy, does he do regular videos?

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PURE POWER
also checked

it has been spoken

Those digits cannot be wrong.

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he has the grace of a gazelle

What a fucking legend

is this your first experience in heavyweight fighting?

This is probably his Magnum Opus:
youtu.be/4jRoatZizQ0
Shitposts a real TED talk.

If you want to find his classics, you have to search MDE or Million Dollar Extreme

KAPOW

>IM COMING TO KILL YOU!
>In los angeles...
>at your house

Lmao why cant we have good comedy like this

You can start here
archive.org/details/worldpeaceuncut/World Peace Uncut EP 01.mp4

cmon man, we know you made it. Not bad tho, keep it up fren

Is he kicking or did he get shit on his shoe?

>hasan pikey seething about it
youtube.com/watch?v=ZtM1ThStrE8

he banned a 50 month sub for sending him a link to the video

I could literally stand there and let him hit my face.

is he doing alright? did he get a concussion?

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nvm this fight, an untrained woman might have a good chance against him... sam needs to call out another leftist who can actually fight (there arent any)

>too afraid to even look at the bag
I could take him

he's fine. the ref stopped it before he got fucked up

checked
sam o'hyde channeled the ancestral rage of his irish forebears with that punch.
all the bongs in the crowd started pissing and shidding themselves.

Lmao Sam would punch him once and Hasan would die

i nominate my 14 year old brother to fight hasan piker

"don't you dare ever mention the mentally ill nazi"

could we get a Shapiro v Klein chant going?

Legend

Lol that’s one sloppy fuck of a punch any actual fighter could have put Hyde on the floor overextending himself like that but guess this soijack fuck he’s facing never fought before

why not just fight him
this is a really tough spot to be in as a guy who wants to punch nazis
hassan piker, the nephew of young turks, has been exposed as a bitch and a pussy. i bet some of his teenage fans would have the balls to fight the candyman

wtf is this tip tap shit?

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I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

it's amateur boxing. what do you expect?

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why haven't they put this dangerous serial killer in jail yet?

is that you piker? why won't you fight Sammy O'Hyde?

>wtf is this tip tap shit?
Ballet practice.

lmao that souble take like "oh shit i might accidenty kill this guy"

I made the original Sam Hyde fight thread and fkn TRANNIES ban me. Since then, theres been 100's of threads!!!!!!!!!
"Im coming to your house and im going to kill you!!"

no it isn't. they were both gassed at this point. a step in jab like that goes through a guard all day, and sam circled off the jab and was ready to defend
that's just sam using his power, hassan

Checked you dumb jew. That was a decent punch. He wasn't over extended, Hyde still has his left glove up and ready to check any incoming right hooks.

What the fuck are those muscles for if he punches like that? There's no weight behind any of them.

Man I've never felt aroused by a dude before but there's just something about this pathetically weak display that makes me feel like pinning him down and pounding the shit out of this little faggot.