New science just dropped

Doesn't seem far fetched. You are exercising the prostate.

Same experts also say:
>>> get your covid Vax, both of them and all of your boosters! Never ever forget your Flu shot that’s very important, and any other vax we can throw on there, you need those. Don’t bother with Vitamin D it’s toxic goy, you don’t need it! Unless you are sunning your asshole that is very useful. Don’t forget to shove your dilator in for at least thirty minutes a day!

>Muh Jews tell me to masturbate
>I'll do the opposite of what kikes tell me
You're so fucking retarded.
You fall into the globohomo dichotomy: against them or with them.
Your choices are based on the existence of the globohomo and thus, even if you oppose them, you will always make choices relative to the Jews. Even if you oppose them: your choices are relative to them.
Be a true übermensch: pick your own path.

Based Ouranos replenishing the earth and seas with his seed

I legitimately fucked up my dick by cumming daily. Just getting around to healing it now but yeah. I can't believe I fell for the meme.

This is why canada sells milk in bags now, those dog fucking keafs kept mistaking their nut jug for the milk jug

>giving a fuck what scientists say instead of just living your life how you see fit
Caving to manufactured societal pressures is the domain of women and niggers.

> 31,925 men provided their average monthly ejaculation frequencies.
> From that the researchers found that men who ejaculate more frequently also slash their chances of developing prostate cancer by a third.
This junk empirical science is so retarded and easy to debunk that I refuse to believe the scientists involved have honest intentions.
1) The % of a population sample that voluntarily practice semen retention consistently over a decade is TINY, like monks and sages
2) Besides the sages, the majority ejaculate when they feel like it, especially since it is not a taboo or something people confess.
3) Those who feel like ejaculating regularly over a decade are likely to have a healthy reproductive system and hormonal balance, i.e. chads with invincible balls
4) Those who don't are likely to have messed up hormones, e.g. high estrogen and low testosterone, which puts you at risk of prostate cancer
5) The study only measures 4)

I want insider info on how the shilling is coordinated. How does everyone get their daily orders on what to write?

This isn't new science. I remember learning this 25 years ago.

my penis has been perpetually bruised for like a year now

I thonk they mean gay butt orgy sex and eating monkey anus/bat soup

>pretending that "nocturnal emissions" don't happen involuntarily every 3 days for hopeless onions (like you) that try to quit porn

*something people confess to their priests anymore
also you can look up studies on monks and their cancer rates which are among the lowest in any population

there's an article about it every year like it's news, even if it references the same study and there are no new results, which tells you it's really social engineering

According to the Bible spilling your seed outside of a woman's vagina is a sin worthy of death.

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my 52 year old cut dick has lost all feeling. It is over for me. Thanks Jews.

If you are cut, I would avoid jacking off, especially dry.

>may protect
>MAY
Stopped reading there
It doesnt actually count as ejaculation.
This is funnt part. They always tell you masturbation benefits but never sex ones. Or how to trick your brain for collecting most of sex benefits from masturbation.