Brazilian dog breeder teaches how to defend against an pitbull attack

Brazilian dog breeder teaches how to defend against an pitbull attack

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Have the grip strength of the Incredible Hulk and a mate to swing it by the legs?

you missing your thumbs?

well you going to when you try to grab the face of a rabid pitbull

so if I understand this right I gotta grab him by the head and shut its jaw so im going to need a dog nice enough letting me do that and I also need another person that lassos the dog and pulls it away... and leave the dog problem to him.

easier to carry a sacrificial kid around and just throw it to the dogs when they attack you.

i have no idea what hes saying. i got attacked by a dog before but i cant remember what breed. it was about the size of his, like average size.
i stuck my hand down its throat while it bit down and wrapped the other arm around its head and held it while it occasionally kicked. he seemed determined not to let go, so im like "fuck it" you wanna bite then swallow this. just held like that for idk how long until i could see submission in his face and he calmed down. he knew that i wouldnt give up before him. a friend grabed his back legs and pulled him off. it kind of acted tough but had this look like he didnt wan to try again, then it took off

>the dude typing this:

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Ayo I hate dogs!

You know what you do? Shove your fingers in either the eyeballs or asshole of the dog and dig them in as hard as you can.

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Here the webm of the Brazilian and the dog

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lol

Ayo I hate dogs! They are working animals, and their place is on farms, with hunters, and with professionals. In residential areas, dogs are dangerous and a nuisance, and I believe most dog owners break many existing laws daily. Plenty of dog owners let their huge dogs run right up to the fence and bark at pedestrians. That is harassment, perhaps even assault if the person interprets it as threats of violence from the homeowner. It is no different from the homeowner standing at the gate with a knife and telling every passerby that he wants to kill them. He's just letting the dog do it instead, and it causes an equal amount of terror to pedestrians, as it often appears as though the dog could escape if it wishes. Also, there are these stats:

>It has been estimated that 1 out of 2 people will sustain a dog-related injury during his lifetime
>According to national estimates, almost 1,000 persons per day are seen in US emergency departments for dog bites.
>Most victims are involved in normal, apparently nonprovoking activities before dog attacks.
>Most bites occur in children.
>Dogs are the primary source of rabies transmission to humans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_bite

No other pets pose these risks to us. No other pet will attack half the population, target children, and sends thousands to the emergency room daily. Cats, birds, rabbits, hamsters, none of these pets popular in residential areas maul children. Only dogs do this. This is not even considering the noise pollution of dogs and the feces they leave everywhere. They are not man's best friend. Compared to the rest of our animal companions, they are man's worst enemy.

The experiment of keeping dogs in the suburbs failed dismally. It needs to come to an end.

>sacrificial child
Fritzl, noooooo!

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>tfw ebin kellerparty

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>just held like that for idk how long until i could see submission in his face
Kek

I used to raise pittys. The disarrm rules are the same with any dog so pay attention dipshits.

>1. Chin down shoulders up faggot, just like in boxing. Wide stance with arms held in defensive position up around the face. Proteck ya neck.
>2. The hindlegs/lower torso is the powerhouse/engine. Disable those first and remove 90% of their mobility.
>3. Immobilize the jaw. Pittys have incredible closing strength but weak af opening strength. Your goal is to close the jaw and keep it closed. Same principle applies to crocodiles, you see video of Steve Irwin doing the same exact thing.

Been attacked plenty of times. Shoulders up chin down, hunch and keep gravity low. Arms up and spread wide while roaring challenges to confuse and frighten the little nigger. If it jumps for you, kick the FUCK out of its abdomen and ribs but don't lean down into it, keep your fucking neck and face upright and protected. Your eventual goal is wrap it up from behind. Your legs wrapped around their torso/hind legs. Your arms wrapped around its neck basically full nelson style to force the jaw closed and induce unconsciousness.

Couple tips:
1. you cant force open the jaws of a pit bull unless you pry them open. with a tool. Theres a little opening on their back teeth between uppers and lowers. Screwdriver or knife.
2. All dogs have the same pressure points. The easiest are the stomach, the paws, the ears. grab a dogs paw and squeezing the fuck out of it is as painful as doing it to the balls of a male human. Bite and pull their ears. Bite and kick stomach. if they have balls work those too. But seriously, focus on paws. So painful and easy to break. Also don't neglect eyes but niggerbulls typically have heavy hooded brows and beady eyes so it isn't easy.
3. Boxcutter Boxcutter Boxcutter. Protects from Nogs and Dogs alike like you wouldnt fucking believe. Legal to carry, highly effective. Lightweight and cheap.

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This monkey boy is retarded.
>gouge eyes
>squeeze/punch balls
>choke hold(if you are strong enough)
Would work much better with less STR requirements.
Not showing fear is more important than anything tho.
If you are a panicky fag you will excite the doggo.

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shoot them

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>not the imaginary rock
not gonna make it

>Boxcutter Boxcutter Boxcutter
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