ON PATROL: LIVE THREAD #6 A CHANGE OF SCENERY EDITION

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OP: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM EDT AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck is ON PATROL: LIVE?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Any Forums approved chat
trovo.live/s/wappeninghatch/

Other streams
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Looking for more to add

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PREVIOUS: VERY EARLY BAKE, I FUCKED UP. THIS LAPTOP IS LITERALLY SMALLER THAN MY FOOT.

oof

Love will conquer hate, every chudw ill get a thud

AND YOUR REAL MONTHLY PAYMENT

I FUCKED UP, I'M SORRY.

What are we watching after this bros, anyone streaming anything?

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I dunno. What do you wanna watch?

i have to sleep after this :( wagie job starts early tomorrow

Cops/ Live PD aftershow has been comfy

>Hey, dork. Listen, don't tell anybody this okies but ummm yeah....I hate niggers.

What would you say?

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stoner fags are such losers

Fuck Dan Abrams and fuck jannies!

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weed is for niggers

Thanks for baking OP

He's going to have fat commisary

Sticks confirmed on his podcast that Dan is a manlet

yeah op we appreciate you fren

My butt itches.

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Ty guys

holy fucking kek lol $5k drug deal

thats why dan is the only one standing up and everyone else sits

grown man being forced to clean his car by pigs. what has the world turned into

It's Monkeypox, I'm sorry fren.

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A White shouldn't live like a disgusting nigger.

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Yes. Sticks was talking with Chris hansen and was surprised at how tall he was and then started talking about how short he is like not even 5'9

Chris Hansen is a fucking snitch who caused innocent men to go to jail because of his retarded boomer bait show. And I think a couple of those guys iced themselves too and their families sued Hansen or some shit.

BASED JUNK MAN

based Junkman cleaning the environment of discarded metal.

YEEEEE, HI SIR ITS THE JUNKMAN

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YEE

Chris Hansen makes everyone have a seat.

YE

>THE JUNK MAN COMETH!!

why dont you have a seat over there

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...

>have a seat.

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EXTREME COMF

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Finally found the new bread

the fuck are they searching him for?

>it's not weed

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junk man reddit user in his natural habitat

oh you have weed and money do you? sorry kid we're rural cops so we're going to take it all for ourselves and let you spend a few days in the county lockup

kys anime poster

based
many such cases

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nord vpn will more likely give you a virus

'Here in the brush at the side of the road, unbothered by the plebs. Slavaging, assembling, flourishing'

Obligatory pic related

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The only one that killed himself was a Texas assistant district attorney because he wanted to fuck a underage boy and also had a ton of CP on his computer.

Here, have another.

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no

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Reddit nigger

>came into threads to watch live pd
>Now threads are making me want a wife carrying my child
Why you bastard fuckers do this.

>Slavaging, assembling, flourishing'

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many such cases

New zeland? isn't it morning over there?

Help bully OP into streaming cops after

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We never did go back, or hear about that guy after he agreed to a breathalyzer.

who killed her?

TY-BER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay, let's have a discussion over the tactics used in To Catch a Predator then, shall we?

It's not journalism. It's cheap gotcha TV. And there's much controversy over whether their method is properly legal to hold convictions against those who are caught, and in some cases, many of those convictions were overturned. It's a reality show, effectively, not journalism.

More problematically, it appeared that nearly all of the investigative work had been done by Perverted-Justice and Dateline, with the police only playing the role of the arresting force. In its response, Perverted-Justice said it had complied with the DA, offered assistance and evidence, but had found the DA to be corrupt and lazy.

So really Dateline could have made all this up or embellished for a story and then had a personal police force move in on the guy who then kills himself. I don't know if they found anything on him after the case but I know Dateline was criticized as wanting the police to hurry up so they could get a story. They even showed up to the guys house with cameras up to five hours before police and the warrant was signed

>No tattoos
How did Brittany Spears stay pure?

its almost time to say goodbye frens

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No its 3:40pm

with piggie niggy?

lol
lmao even

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gimme a lift friends, I need it.

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lookig good trucker user, hope you get a nice lot lizzard after this episode ends

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Well fuck that groomer then but for the majority of the show, it was a "GOTCHA" television show baiting retards who didn't technically talk with an actual underage girl or boy.

It appears I have been requested to post more pregnant women ITT.
Tell me anons, would you have sex with a pregnant woman? (Assuming it's your offspring she's carrying)

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mullvad is the best

Her conservatorship

MAKE

OP: LIVE

A

24

HOUR

SHOW

last 15 minutes, 13 of which are ads

based truckerbro. I'll be hauling reefer with my pops on Tuesday. Stay safe.

kek, thats fucking gold fren

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She really didn't. She snapped many years ago and was put under some fucking conservatorship thing and now she's showing her titties on Instagram.

Sounds like you got caught.

I second this motion.

o shit driver fren, mad respect as a fellow (ex) driver.

Ahhhhhh yes! Cops after-party!

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I appreciate you fren. Thanks for making these threads extra comfy.

I've already had sex with multiple pregnant women, and they weren't carrying my offspring.

Even if it weren't my kid, I still would, yes.

day z vibes

keep cryin'

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how many commercials can dan fit in here?
now, we're talking like, 5 min left
I mean, there's only like 10 min and 2 commercial spots left right?

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At the very least, every day 9-12

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How do we keep Dan awake 24/7?

No, no long chases with niggers anymore. Where they run into apartments and it’s like going into to some darkened den of negroid danger? How boring it is now. Dude is right, DUI/weed busts, iver and over.

>13 of which are ads
It's funny because it's true.

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we're all gonna make it fren

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don't make me blush

love these tards rambling onward

Junkman a shiner, man is even more based.

The only thing allowed to fuck my pregnant wife is a BBC. I’m not even allowed to fuck her until after the baby is born

>illuminated highway forager

That’s basically pedophilia

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yeah, there's one coming soon and the classic 11:55 break

>Junkman was arrested for Moonshine.

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>SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN YET YOU SICK FUCK

pregnant woman are God's gift to earth, look at this and tell me this doesn't get your cock rock hard

They can do Four 6 hour shifts. Hire like Ashleigh Banfield, Nancy Grace, and Tom Fitton to take shifts and add like 40 more departments to swap in and out.

Get Polk county, FL for the 12AM-6AM shift

Never have gotten caught because I don't flirt with underaged girls on the internet like a dipshit but the ethics behind Chris Hansen's boomer show that caught maybe one person out of a shit ton that actually was harming young children are very shady. That's all I'm saying. And for Sticks to give that guy a platform at all after all of these years is fucking retarded.

Dan should just have banners in the last 10 mins for ads.

This

What's the easiest way to find one?

>This little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid fucking look on his face

make a rape?

>actual bathtub moonshiner
fucking based

>Posession of moonshine which I didn't know was a thing
KEK

cattle prod

pahrump/nye county is nothing but retarded hillbillies, meth heads, and legal prostitutes.

>Possesion of moonshine
Based Red Dead Redemption 2 player.

crazy fucking nigger in the green shirt holy fuck

SCHIZO TIME IN PATTERSON

Nice city you got there Paterson, NJ

Cops actually got called for homeless people passed out?

TY-BER

OPPER-COT!!!!!!!!!!!

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absolutely, if anything it makes them more beautiful

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>I’m not even allowed to fuck her until after the baby is born
Baby product of BBC?

If you came inside a pregnant woman who was carrying someone else's offspring could your sperm subtly infuse with the DNA of the baby therefore technically making you not a cuck since you'd still be spreading your genetics?

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YOU SICK FUCK!

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Memo to myself:

Never go to New Jersey

DON'T RUN NOOOOOOW :DDDDDDD

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does it really take five officers to deal with some guy on the side of the road picking up trash?

don't bother a street preacher, rule number 1

Banfield may be a closet commie but I like the idea

What episode were you on?

If i ran the city i'd make sure faggots who overdosed died.

are they just ignoring that nigger? wtf

>Paterson

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I hope this crazy hope doesn’t rape these lady cops

OH SHIT, TYRONE'S COUSIN. TWEAKN'

if he took off he's no longer passed out...

STAY PURE?! THAT CHRISTKIKE WHORE FUCKS ACTUAL SANDNIGGERS........

it's a reach, but are those mirrors Volvo mirrors?Are you living in a comfy Swedish Prison? People call me crazy, but I liked my Freightshaker.

A WHITE MALE!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM

THE ONE WHITE PERSON IN PATERSON

LOL THE WHITEBOY IS TWEAKED THE FUCK OUT

dat meth face

>how the rest of the world sees Any Forums

I have no clue but I'd love to find out since I haven't had any true pussy since before (((((((((COVID))))))))) hit

Dan:SHIT SHHIT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

this guy hasn't blinked for 20 minutes

He got lost there in 2004, and can't get out.

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Dude is methed out.

He lost it to an urchin, or it was urgent?

Tweaking good there.

>white guy in Patterson New Jersey
he's fucking dangerous

plus the loose skin, another way to tell a meth head

Yeeee

>Who honey?

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>walk past the nigger encampent of screaming niggers
>hassle the shirtless white man
it was probably stolen by the niggers

Damn her partner is a cute latina

This dude looks 22 and talks like he's 75.

None of them. But trust me, if I wanted a high school girl, it wouldn't be that fucking hard, come on, user. We literally just saw a zoomie thot getting a tongue lashing by Deputy Dyke earlier.

holy fuck reddit user puffed up on meth lol

Jeff Spicoli looking ruff

welcome to paterson

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