As of right now... I'm opening the X-Files
As of right now... I'm opening the X-Files
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Wtf
shut the fuck up nigger
The ICE giants need your help deputy Skinner!
>Any Forums is full of Any Forums threads
>Any Forums is full of Any Forums threads
A mountain, nothing more
pol is better at tv than tv
Checked.
They are the original human race from millions of years ago, similiar but not like us.
Stuck under the ice, this is not a mountain, its a ship under the melting ice shelf.
oh shit, there's Any Forums threads on Any Forums?
Any Forums is unironically worse at talking about its own subject matter because people go there specifically to pick fights with people because the people there are less likely to already hold Any Forums beliefs making them more fun to antagonize.
Here what's anyone going to do, call someone a nigger or BBC post? The Any Forums Star Trek threads are all great because it just turns into Cardassian Posting after the first 30 and then it's just people openly denying the Bajoran Genocide (which didn't happen but should have) and remniscing about who was more based Gul Dukat or Gul Damar.
Last thread nobody even mentioned the shitty new shows because it's Any Forums and nobody here has ever watched them. I didn't even know Star Trek Picard was a thing because I don't fucking watch Any Forums and all NuTrek shit just blends together for me when I see it in passing.
They're aliens from a million years ago who didn't account for their super-goo getting eaten by a monkey and producing us. The entire X-files mystery is a conversation among hyper advanced eugenicist's arguing over mutts (us.)
the sex files you say?
Mulder, aliens aren't real
Mulder, you're off the case
>recently observed her pushing some Netflix nonsense
>she's gone full mommy mode
Sometimes the Lord giveth instead of taking away
The X-File reboot series was great. Mulder got a touch of Hank Moody.
You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed.
mmmmmmm
no kidding
What about the Gay SeX-Files
I still rub them out to Scully.