ON PATROL LIVE OFFICIAL #2

haha niggers

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I HATE NIGGERS SPICS AND JEWS

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Just keep it bumped and it'll be the next thread

>lets switch to this guy
>he seems white
>OH FUUUCK ITS A SPIC

that was a pretty quick change

Every interaction this cop has with blacks he's pissed as fuck lmao

Do something

Last night I had a dream that there was a very large nigger flash mob outside and I hid in the corner of my room with a knife. Then I woke up.

VERY SWEATY AND OUT OF BREATH

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You would be too.

kek this dude legit hates niggers

based perp trying to throw the cops off his scent with a fake description.

>esseme
What is this in the Queen's English?

Dumb spic thought he was being slick.

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>spends 30 minutes on some fat redditor on a scooter.

It's clear they avoid showing nigger criminals as much as they can.

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Just keeps swapping to that fleeing vehicle because he knows that it'll just be the cops in the car for like another hour. It's a great filler.

Should dream that you have a gun next time, senpai.

You predicted America in 2030

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I imagine I would be too

TYB

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S U P E R
S W E A T Y

>sweaty
Have you not heard of the term 'wetback' officer?

OUT OF BREATH

George Floyd never died.

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>S M A
sweaty mexican adult

SUPER
SWEETY

!

>wears sweater in 100* temps in new mexico
wtf is wrong with him does he like being sweaty?

>America in 2030
Based and truth-pilled.

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I never thought about where that term came from before.

HOLY FUCK IS THAT A COP OR A FUCKING JOCKY HES SO TINY

We gotta enjoy the warm months while we can until all the criminals go inside and all there is is DUIs

Yes, I know, but it was the best I could do. I was on the second floor, but it felt like they could easily get up into the window. Scary stuff.

Niggers do that shit all the time and it confuses the hell out of me.

Why am I getting the feeling the breads got split? Only 28 posters?

Were the niggers with the weed at a sketchy motel?

There won’t be a America in 2030

His AC must be at like 60f indoors

It's okay, user. Your virginity is safe from Tyrone for another night.

Sounds like a good dream.

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holy kek that sheriff is short as fuck! Is he just a Familiar of the actual Sheriff?

Yo this needs to be a bingo card entry:
>drug advertisement for pet

Fucking Oompa Loompa cop

Yep

is that a threat?

kek

don't make me wet, boi

from crawling under fences to sneak into the country

Wetbacks because the swim across the river I always thought

>big daddy unlimited
ratting out FRT and binary trigger owners since 2022

All these other shows on Reelz look just absolutely terrible.

kek that one is amazing
>thousand coon stare, as another user said last night

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>Is he just a Familiar
Yes, Sheriffs are like wizards.

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>88
HEIL

I also want to chime in to state that my ac is legitimately at 60 rn

They're buying him on Layaway. 3 more payments and he'll be 5'6"

>stream is behind the posts
It was perfect last night

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Thanks fren, getting closer

does anyone else like holding their favorite gun while watching?

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Having a few cold ones and watching OP Live with my frens in trovo

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that's basically just a free square, no real fun in it. Maybe like >8 drug ads during the night. That's not GUARANTEED but also pretty likely. Most nights are 7-10, we're

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He's about that sonoran desert institute now.
Kek.

Secession

hey dan you going to show what happened at the party in paterson?

correction,

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I thought it was migrant farmers working in the fields.

but for animals? that's a Reelz kind of special, even more pharma than usual US ads kek

same but im out of beer now

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>slut pills online

>thicc boy

You want to street addresses and serial numbers?

yesh

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Shut the fuck up you'll be caught in a to catch a predator sting operation next year

Oy vey, nothing to see here, goy! Now let's move on to drunk white people in Nye County...

>swim across the river
Yes, the Rio Grande flows along a lot of the border between Mexico and the US.

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#FREEBLUEBENJAMIN

You saw nothing, goy.

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It's crazy how American police immediately put people into handcuffs. They didn't even arrest that guy. He was just """detained"""

I wish the brownells code still worked
for me it's a 1911

wut the fuck

stop making me disturb my neighbors with laughter

Hes dead by now

Way to plan ahead Leaf

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kek. wtf.

>feelin good bros

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>eem sleepy

yes, my firearms are within arms reach.
No, you don't get to know about them fedboi

He leaps from the ground, magdumping the cops!

There's so many reasons to call them wetbacks and most all are true

they haven't blurred him out yet but it's not looking good

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>car driving the wrong way
Another clotshot casualty

Get the Narcan.

It's for their safety, I think they like to assert dominance and keep the pleebs passive.

Should have done the family guy death pose

>manlet cop
mainly just testing my setup to make webms

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clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test/

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Guy just trying to take a siesta is now illegal wtf

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I got my SECOND twelve pack tonight before this started to avoid such a fate.
Tomorrow, I deal with tomorrow.

Because he's not dead. You think this shit is genuinely live?

yes im holding my cock

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Can we make his eyes red like a Dark Dan theme?

>He took the mega dose
It’s over!

Forgot this was going on today, what did I miss?
Who is this sleeping guy?

it's pronounced pleb

yes

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"Detain" means "yeah, you're going to jail just not at the moment".

He sleepy

Carlos hopped the border and passed out from heat exhaustion.

little donger

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classic pictopasta

why are these cops harassing some dude taking a fatt nap in the sand?

>Texas

>running out of beer

This guy has over 9000 hours studying the blade. You should take your snide comments back.

>yes im holding my cock
He said weapon, dogfucker.

OH SHIT, ITS HAPPENING

That one faggot on the moped was shitposting from his garage on instafag when his segment came up.

That was a waste of alcohol

It's just a steak knife.

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incorrect. I have been detained a few times before release personally. It really just means "we need to ask you questions and you can't leave". But I wasnt handcuffed when detained, just told so.

FIREWORKS

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>can't shoot off fireworks in FL
wtf I thought they were a based state

>why are these cops harassing some dude taking a fatt nap in the sand?
It’s what cops do, fuck with people.

>Shooting off fireworks in the rain.
Floridaman please.

i started drinking at noon

TOPPEST OF KEKS!

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wee lil' wingus

Then you haven't truly been detained.

cops are jews, not very surprisng

way too many retirees to call and bitch

Nice reference leaf, best thing Canadia ever did was produce TPB

kek, there was a hotmic at the end of the episode last night though

They do it every night at Disney World

most based image I've seen all day

I've seen this movie. Some masked serial killer is gonna jump out in front of the car

based boomer with the proper tags trying to keep her place in life.

FUCK BOOMERS

Never start that early if you want to make it to the end of onpatrol. I learned this inthe Livepd days. I won’t start drinking until atleast 7pm

top kek

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Oh yeah the singular white guy and the arab/spic calling whomever a bitch.

“We don’t have the ticket book”

Right, but it's guaranteed to happen every night.

Wait, these cops can't give him a ticket for parking in a disabled spot?What use are they.

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Shut up bitch

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This old woman looks like a kike

This Mexican looks like he's wearing jengos

It might be that you can on the certain days but not every weekend.

People who steal parking spots are scum. Open fire.

OMG I have to walk 20 more steps, fuck boomers

u wot? Sorry I didn't groid out, but an actual, civil detainment is simply "you're detained for now, don't leave"
"okay"
"thanks, just a sec"

SHE HAD TO WALK AN EXTRA 15 FEET

>boomers

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Man, fuck this annoying boomer. she can walk too.

You know it’s because this cop is afraid of confronting niggers, who ALWAYS park in handicapped spaces!

Kek, she was so giddy to get him ticketed too

They cut that out on the encore lol

Is this the only white person in Richland?

no, kill them. Anything less is a sham.

What a cunt, give him a ticket!!!!!!!!!

Are they in Syria? What's with the explosions?

that's the stupidest excuse I've heard
>sorry ma'am you're going to have to confront the nigger yourself

>it's actually fireworks and not people shooting on their property
I'm disappointed

Wtf why are there fireworks in SC too?

She's not handicapped she just old and fat

>I can't do that tonight. (I have a camera crew with me)

>Fag flag
>Shooting fireworks
Kill this faggot

>only white person in Richland?
probably. no wonder she's so grouchy.

she found a spot 20 paces off of her "special boomer spot" fuck off

A person who is detained can be held without a formal charge only for a limited amount of time. A person who has been arrested remains in police custody until bail is granted or the case is brought before a court.

Why are Fireworks illegal? I thought this was AMERICA

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>Fag flag
Just arrest all of them.

Fag flag. Arrest them

fucking fags

Fag flag spotted

>wtf I thought this was amurica?

>I cant give him a ticket because I dont have the book

what the fuck does that mean

no dont tell them that because it aint right because you kids are something because the kids these days because anything except us because responsibility isnt ours

yep, drive through the gate and open fire

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>gay flag

Sara, don’t make me expand your rectum with my boomer cock!

>i remember you
>ive never met you before
LOL

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

SC doesn’t give a fuck, you can shoot fireworks everyday. The problem is finding a store open to buy the good shit not around the holidays

This firework boomer KEK

based boomer

stop parking in handicap spots nigger

Old fag probably having some monkeypox orgy.

>I remember you.

>Sir I've never been here before.
lmao

PADDFAG

based boomer lighting off fireworks

I. LOVE. TITTIES!

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This guy is based, telling cops to fuck off.

>Just going to sit out here.
>I'll get my quota without trying.

God, I hate boomers so much.

It's not fireworks it's trannies joining the 41%

what did that sign say?

Arrest and execute them, worthless faggots.

Oh, we can write citations for fireworks, but not for niggers parking in handicapped spaces. See how cops are?

he's a schizo faggot

>faggot flag
Nothing based about that nigger faggot.

>if he wants to act like this than this is what's gonna happen
nothing?

I don't, and that old bitch needs to calm the fuck down and not drag people to court or pay fines to walk 20 fucking feet.

AWOOOOOOBA

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That guy's a fag. Literally. Should give him a ticket just for having the fagflag visible.

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I would let her drink my cum.

Every time I see an old gay guy I see him like a WWII soldier who survived the war

You guys need anything from Walmart?

I love Grace. She so perfect

You know what?

God bless REELZ channel for having the balls to bring this show back.

We are in a blessed timeline

Get me uhhhhhhh