They are coming for your campfires bros

They are coming for your campfires bros...

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I'll start a campfire in their house

kacinzky pilled

These people need to be killed. There's no getting around it.

Checked and final solution pilled

>selfish comfort
The projection is strong in these dykes.
So based. The dyke fears the campfire Chad.

Just don’t let women vote. Problem solved.

I really dont know what to say other than we have to sneed them all. One by one, sneed them wherever they are. And sneed them publicly. Sneed them as they sneed for their lives to onlooking horrified normies. Sneed their throats and watch them sneed panicking as their sneed swiftly drifts away into sneedland. Sneed them all. Don’t wait.

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"One who sacrifies thier freedoms for security, deserve neither and lose both." -Benjamin Franklin

Ban grilling!!! Yawn, next..

I want to throw both of those cunts in a campfire.

>on-site camp host

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On site camp host? The fuck is that, is that something at those large campground people stay at?

Fuck those "hippies" and their camping with pull up vehicle access.Actually screw it they likely have never even been there, the closest they have come is some 2 mile "trail" in the middle of the city. They probably don't even use a tent / hammock and have to look for windowmakers in forested areas.

Isn't a campfire carbon neutral anyway? It is the dropped remnants of a tree, which took carbon out of the air, it is even getting returned to the ground and air.

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The communists will not simply leave anyone alone. They must force obedience to the state in every facet of our lives.
Talking and reasoned debate are censored, voting has been completely corrupted. They leave us no choice in the defense of our Constitutional Republic.

Good luck enforcing that. I can just see it now, these daft harpies demanding men combing the woods looking for people with a campfire, spending tons of calories and fuel, probably needing campfires themselves as time drags on, to save the planet from a miniscule amount of ultra weak aerial pollutants.

Give a green nazi a hand and he will eat your head as well. Imagine believing a small campfire will affect global temperatures. Simply retardation online cohesion

>be near-infrared radiation
>be needed for daytime serotonin creation
>once, acquired from being near incandescent light, such as open fires
>so much so that in Northern climates, such as Estonia, "weird" rituals of people standing naked in the snow, next to an open fire have been recorded throughout history (read: they knew they needed the fire's light for health, not just warmth)
>today, not only have all the incandescent lightbulbs been change to meme tier fluorescents and LEDs: but, we only spend tfw not only were you locked into your Sunless domiciles for two years, as well as vitamin-D still being ignored and/or deboonked, NOW you're gonna lose all incandescent light too
Hmm... it's almost like these WEF troll-bots have been coded to PROMOTE HUMAN SICKNESS, not the "public health" and "science" they so proudly love to vaunt about...

>almonds: activated

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lmao how much heat do they think campfires contribute to global warming? If anything, campfires are far less frequent than they were 150 years ago

Nanny statists should be put in a bonfire

Call yourselves Hindu and escape the ban

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2 hats one brain

muh vampire scare
hahaha

>city people trying to tell country people what to do
daily reminder that a single air conditioning unit for a single large scale building in summer creates more pollution than i could in a lifetime

My ex wife started saying shit like this. Unfortunately I discovered my political alignment after I got married. She actually thought our schools would be better if they just taxed us more. Meanwhile failing k-12 schools in Baltimore etc are being like 12x the national average in funding. We spend fucking ass loads on education but school unions oppose vouchers and on and on. It's fucked. Thankfully we're still on good terms though, and my son is going to private school. I will forever vote against anything those damn nigger daycares want or need

>2022
>Taking the opinions of women seriously

I think I can count on one hand the number of women I take seriously.

The carbon in the wood was already in the modern carbon cycle anyway.
They may as well ban roasting coffee since that gives off CO2 as well.

Wood is compressed solar energy.

The based author Terry Goodkind was once trashed by libs because the government in one of his novels banned fire. Truly ahead of his time in predicting clown world.

>ban fireplaces

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Better idea, explain how burning dead wood is somehow worse than Indians and Chinese niggers burning the garbage they don't dump in the ocean.

Why do you discuss intellectual matters with your wife? Idiot.

It's time to roll back Women's "Rights"
It's clear they are the problem.

>with an on-site camp host
wtf even is that?

sure come on by leftist, we'll BBQ your fat tender lazy ass

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Meanwhile I'm still burning all my trash.

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ah, rhetorical questions, my favorite pass time

Women control something like 80% of all consumer spending. They will never be satisfied with what they have. It always has to be something newer, bigger, more attention attracting. When they want to talk about that we can discuss campfires.

Quick, someone tell her that her farting is causing global warming through methane and perhaps she'll cork herself

>roastie 1: herp derp
>roastie 2: durrrr

not bumping this bullshit of a pair of nobodies

It took me entirely too long to understand the social commentary in those books.

oh boy more fuck holes with opinions

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A large part of Twitter is made up of people, primarily middle aged women, who larp as political but really just post about how all the things they don’t like should be banned. This basically IS politics for a large part of the population.

Are (you) that eager to die, don't you?

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Based.
>Kids, you have to stay inside today. It’s styrofoam day

do they really think that a single person starting a campfire is going to offset global temperatures so much when you have Taylor Swift taking her private jet daily, or Kevin Hart using 100x more gallons of water during the californian drought?
Get fucking real it was never about the climate its about limiting freedums

>literally who on Twatter says a thing

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At least she’s your ex. Hopefully no kids or alimony

anyone tells you the system can deal with violence from the people is a lying shill. Sure it can deal with small sporadic situations but the amount need to cause complete shutdown is minimal compared to the amount of people sick of it all.

Based trash burner. Have some real good memories of burning trash with my dad. The flames would lick the sky because he would burn what the fuck ever. One day he threw an old grill in.

They already have. You can almost never have a camp fire in Canada any more because it might cause a forest fire. So maybe for a day or two after it rains you can. Then it's back to no camp fires.

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Dave Chapel was right: if a man could get laid in a cardboard box, he’d never buy a house. Men are generally not materialistic, except for homos. Women, otoh, are extremely materialistic, especially the ones who claim not to be. Men are providers, women are consumers, genetically.

You got the wrong attitude bro

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Nothing on this planet will ever improve until we start institutionalizing these creatures.

>observes campfire bans

lol you fucking dumb cunt. Are you "camping" in a provincial campground where the Big Boss Forest Ranger Man can keep his eye on you? They'll literally never find you if you camp like a normal person.

>THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO BAN
>ARE BANS THEMSELVES
>t. John Q. Nixon

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impressive

what a faggot

I don't count hanging out at your friends while you both dilate as camping but whatever floats your boat.

Campfires can be extremely beneficial to the environment, especially the specific environment the fire is in. I don't think this bitch understands that you need to clear brush and thick areas in forests to prevent forest fires. The piles of wood and brush at campsites and parks comes from clearing the forest. I used to do it at a park in my town. If you don't clear this stuff, even forests that you would never expect to burn can turn into a huge safety hazard.