>be American
>walk 10 steps from your couch to your car
>drive 20 minutes to walmart
>don't recognize anyone or talk to anyone there
>drive 20 minutes back
>stay inside the rest of the day browsing twitter on your phone or watching Netflix
>don't talk to anyone IRL
>don't even know who your neighbors are since none of them are ever outside or invite you to anything
This is it. This is the peak of civilization right here.
Be American
Jason Kelly
Angel Evans
Jealous?
Juan Flores
You can talk to them, you know right?
Liam Diaz
>be american
>live rent free in OP’s head
Elijah Torres
>seething
>jealous
Jackson Perez
everyone socializes and talks to everyone in puerto rico
they also tend to shoot one another, quite often
i prefer not talking to anybody and live somewhere safe.
you subhuman shitskin
Oliver King
sounds comfy
Jason Foster
OP is american. Puerto Rico is american territory. puerto ricans are americans.
Bentley Thompson
>be you
>suck OP's dick for free
>they also tend to shoot one another, quite often
so do you my little muttoid
Zachary Thomas
are you retarded?
Eli Johnson
I know no one that I see on a regular basis outside of family and a few old friends
Samuel Gomez
>be Puerto rican
>proud for some reason
>ruin our city for a whole day
Absolute monkey niggers
Caleb Walker
Nope, not in my state and town.
nice try though, rabbi
Jeremiah Rogers
>puerto ricans are americans.
They had multiple chances to be Americans, and turned them down. They are twice as poor as the next poorest state, dumb move if you ask me. We don't need them sponging up tax dollars anyway.
Xavier Stewart
Yes, the atomization is a huge problem. A lot of it has to do with there are a shit ton of shitskins like you here. The other major factor is jews have turned this country into the soviet union in terms of what you are allowed to say and think so everyone approaches each other with 10 foot long social poles in order to figure out who is some faggot zog dick sucker.
Ian Gonzalez
Carson Russell
>Yes, the atomization is a huge problem
the OP doesn't know it's the same in every western country, not just in the US
Eli Brown
And yet they aren't. Huh!
Nicholas Roberts
met alot of puerto ricans and they said once they got in to america they instantly got citizenship because they from peurto rican
Brandon Robinson
>magic dirt theory
Jackson Long
>be nigger faggot
>start threads on Any Forums
>forgot to noko
>noko is automatic
>still only 1pbtid
James Evans
Not quite; however, the bitching about it on the internet puts us there.
Colton Brooks
Sounds like Cosmopolitan Creme Sauce to me.
Maybe introduce yourself.
Don't expect to tell your neighbor everything on day one. Start with your name and an appropriately pleasant greeting. Let the conversation be as relaxed as possible, if you have to say more than hello, I'm XXX and I live XXXXX, then talk about common unavoidable things like the weather and food places that are available nearby. This allows the person to start to understand your bodily nuances for likes and dislikes, so they can better judge your future exchanges.
Good luck!
Connor Perry
>>be American
>>walk 10 steps from your couch to your car
>>drive 20 minutes to walmart
You forgot the part where you get shot.