CERN why are these faggots allowed to risk the world?

Do they even know what they are playing with?

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who

>oh noes don't smash those atoms into each other
>Muh black holes & timelines
Idiot

muh lets speed up particles to nearly light speed and crash em into each other bro

>who
the french, CERN is french, and the "grand collisionneur de Hadrons" is in france.

yeah better get them to wrap it up, halfwits like you should be in charge of things instead

They are not risking anything you mentally retarded nigger. Yes they do.

>they know what they're playing with
>omg guys we just found a particle we didn't think existed woooowwwww
>they know what they're playing with
yeah sure thing

>Think of all the Science™ we can discover
like what?
>We don't know lets do a ritual lmao

>>Think of all the Science™ we can discover
>like what?

all the chemical fertilizers that are keeping you alive, all the drugs that make it so you don't die from the common cold anymore, plastics, human flight, nukes, nuclear reactors, and efficient plasma torch engines

all fairly basic exmaples of stuff that would seem like magic to niggers with very real applications and real uses

>collisions at energies equivalent to and higher than those of the LHC have been happening in nature for billions of years apparently without hazardous effects, as ultra-high-energy cosmic rays impact Earth's atmosphere and other bodies in the universe

>omg guys we just found a particle we didn't think existed woooowwwww
The Higgs boson was theoretically predicted many years ago

Yeah all those were discovered by crashing particles into each other at God knows what speeds

one of my favourite rabbit holes

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No, do you?

shills are here

At the end of the day

No

They don't know the true end results of their experiments

They know this

They do it in the name of their religions

They could destroy our entire civilization

IN THE NAME OF THEIR SCIENTIFIC RELIGION

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the GCH is just one of the many thing CERN does
CERN means "le centre europeen pour la recherche nucleaire", it would be spelled ECNR in english, european center for nuclear research (once again, CERN is french, even the acronym is in french)
All the people in CERN are also inside the CNRS, which is an organisation that came before CERN, CNRS means "centre national pour la recherche scientifique"

Basically CERN is the french organisation for nuclear french research, they don't just run particle colliders, they are also the organisation that designed french nukes and french nuclear reactors, more or less from scratch and under constant CIA assassination attempts

Take ur meds

the GCH was created to study high energies, and the way it was done is with high speed collision, because you can store energy in kinetic energy
basically you pump energy into a thing by accelerating it for a long time over a long distance, meaning you can spend a lot of time charging it with energy, and when you crash it into something, it releases all that energy at once

the particles are basically energy capacitors seen like this, it's less about high speed collisions, and more about high energy and high temperature behavior, which high speed collisions create


as to what it's for, basically since tiny particles are REALLY FUCKIGN SMALL we can't see them, and no one has any idea how anything works, so it's basically just the next logical step after building lenses, microscopes, and electron microscopes

the way the GCH works spefically is that they have giant building sized cylinders around specific points of the track, and those giant structures have detectors all arranged in them, so that when you crash two particles in the center of the cylinder, you can detect what comes out and in what pattern
they're pretty similar to minecraft farms in how they work, a bunch of structures, in this case detectors, that can be something as simple as an empty box with no light and a light detector inside it, that are all connected to computers so that we can see the trajectory of random shit flying off and try to understand what the fuck is going on at very small scales

that's the entire idea

and you can do a ton of different experiments with it, I'm fairly sure that if you just go to their website, they have a section with a list of a bunch of different types of experiments they have made with the results

it's basically like a super microscope that works by completely atomizing hadrons (shit like protons and neutrons) and then recording everything that flies off in all directions

Thanks user. You are eeally doing gods work for all the smoothbrains and brainlets on pol.

> Do they even know what they are playing with?

they are litteray just smashing particles together. stop with with this schizo shit

>We don't know lets do a ritual lmao
I know. We are basically in a prequel to the Doom games

>Thanks user. You are eeally doing gods work for all the smoothbrains and brainlets on pol.
>and you can do a ton of different experiments with it, I'm fairly sure that if you just go to their website, they have a section with a list of a bunch of different types of experiments they have made with the results

I looked at it and indeed there is a page exactly like that on their website

home.cern/fr/science/experiments

you can go there and see exactly what the experiments they have made are


The GHC is probably on the "waste of money" end of things just by how big it is, but it's not completely a single purpose machine, yes you can use it to accelerate single particles to very high speeds, BUT, you can also use it to accelerate entire beams of particles at lower speeds, you can smash protons in front to front collisions, but you can also insert chemical reactor chambers inside the path of the beam

here's a video on one of the experiments:
youtube.com/watch?v=QVxPnVvW8Js
basically it's an extreme tool for laboratories that is so extreme to build and expensive that no lab in the world can have it, so instead labs everywhere who see a use for it in whatever they are doing bring their experiments to the particle accelerator to do it there

>they are also the organisation that designed french nukes and french nuclear reactors, more or less from scratch and under constant CIA assassination attempts
You want a pat on the back you French faggot? Go suck off a frog. The Mutts literally handed you the program, cause French were just too dumb to figure it out on their own. You frogs are literally the laughing stocks of Europe

I think its mostly a social program so that all the nuclear physicist from europe have something to do. its up to the member states to stop wasting taxpayer money on this sinkhole

They risk nothing moron, CERN is not magic, It's a big tube that never works, when it does work it does nothing at all other than produce numbers in computers based on things too small to be seen.

>You want a pat on the back you French faggot?
no I just want to remind everyone who isn't french that they should be ashamed of being freeloaders on this planet while we're out here literally inventing almost everything that has ever been invented

France is the michigan of europe, we are the tech priests of this planet, and I am mad at your country for having our flag drenched in gypsy shit, and insulting the name of rome

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It’s in Switzerland

I hope they are risking the world. Blink this suffering out of existence.

Vas?

Not so, physics doesn't pay off very often but when it does it pays off big. It's worth the investment over decades. Like a marvel project at Civilization (video game). It takes hundreds of turns but it's massively OP.

>based on things too small to be seen.
that's the entire reason it was built though

>It’s in Switzerland
it's so big that it crosses the french and swiss border several times, anyways swiss is france, to you it would be the equivalent of having a big facility set up by russia that is between the border between russia and bielorussia, anyone trying to claim such a thing wouldn't be russian is just coping

CERN is a kinetic displacement device. They are using it to slowly relocate antarctica to a tropical latitude. All of the “colliders” are kinetic displacement devices. China even has some trains synced up to the rhythm, but I doubt they have much impact. They want to make the “colliders”bigger so it will go more quickly, but the movement is slightly unpredictable because of the irregular shape of the earth; it makes it hard to know where to build the next one every time you make a new one and they have had to abandon some of the projects.

The US will eventually build one in Greenland to act as “brakes”. The goal is to settle Yellowstone at the North Pole. Ideally the ice will prevent its eruption.

Lots of people are gonna get messed up with the transition.

why did you post a picture of morten messerschmidt

Well the answer is a little bit dark and you might not understand it.

You can't leave this reality.
We are stuck here.
You can't go beyond the ice wall because there is a firmament.
They tried to nuke it.
They tried to drill into it.
So now they are trying to figure out how to literally portal through it using physics.

The problem is that each time they do it, they are resetting reality.
You've lived your life 100000000000s of times by now.
Because each time they do it, they fracture another timeline.
It's exponential at how many realities there now are.

Multiverse is real, but we are creating them with CERN.
They are trying to find out a universe where OP is not a humongous faggot. It's impossible.

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