>People left gobsmacked after realising the national animal of Scotland is not real
mirror.co.uk
>Steamy vid chat ends in OnlyFans beauty spotting randy bloke has testicular cancer
dailystar.co.uk
>Charles makes ‘highly unusual’ daily visits to Queen at Balmoral as health fears grow
thesun.co.uk
>World's longest cucumber record smashed by green fingered gardener in Britain
dailystar.co.uk
stupid scots
thank fuck for that.
cheers... i wonder what cauldron would have said if he'd of seen the decadence and depravity of the last thread?
you still raging about me shagging that catholic bird right under your nose?
cant be having that
i value what cauldron thinks of me
bump queenie off and the energy is forgotten
Yep. On the verge of country-wide revolt.
>liz pops her clogs
Suddenly everyone banging pots in the street again
sussex won't let me tie up and "rape" his female mi5 colleagues and i think that's wrong and i think many of them will think it's wrong too
can eek 6 months out of that, till spring with the coronation etc. all is forgotten.
fuck sake man we just killed that thread so nobody sees and you're starting it all over again
fuck it where's the thai ladyboy i want her nudes
it's not as bad as last time
not even 10 posts in and you're talking about raping somebody
You can fuck right off
"raping"
there's a difference, a lot of women have got "rape" fetishes, especially mi5 women
sorry did i say something offensive?
thai shemale? whats the politcially correct word for it?
And you can fuck off an all, no one is raping me unless you pay me double, and you havent got it
I dont know, why dont you go and ask your mom
if i pay you the £150 can you just hug me and tell me you love me and tell me its all gonna be ok?
going dumpster diving
anyone want to lend a hand?
How long for...
oh is that you from the last thread?
I have got it actualy but you're not really worth it from what I seen, i can get it cheaper, or even for free ..2 out of my last 3 girlfriends had rape fetishes
>going dumpster diving
Is this a euphemism?
idk how long do you think you can put up with me?
Weird flex "i can rape my exs"
Im sure the police want a word with you
Anyone going /out/ today?
i dare you to bite her really hard
I dont know, everyones being so fucking nasty to me!
ill set your wheelie on fire after ive sifted through it you nonce
i mean you just said i'd have to pay you £150 for you to fucking lie to me stupid bitch fuck you
ill spit in her mouth
nah the police are all out on the rape, and like i said the women all love to get overpowered it makes them wet
there's nothing wrong with mutually consensual rape roleplay sex between adults anyway you cunt
post shins or you're a tranny larper