EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY
MITT ROMNEY
VS
BARACK OBAMA
BEGIN
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY
Jason Nguyen
Landon Stewart
I'm the king of the niggers, oh,
And Biden's my VP
I reached the tip,
But lost my grip,
Because I can't have term three.
Oh Oobie doo,
I wanna cuck for jews.
fuck for jews, suck for jews.
I say it's true,
an ape like me,
Can learn to be,
A slave for jews too.
Eli Martin
What is this millennial trash?
Hunter King
>Nigger
Flawless Victory
Kevin Reed
I got binders full of women
Fill em with my semen
Cuz I’m Mormon
I’m allowed to have a lot of women
Who bounce on my penisn
I can’t rhyme because I’m whiten
So I just made everything end in n
This rap sucks just like my election
Campaign
Eli Williams
What is this, 2012?
Jace Bennett
Don't try to kid me white-man,
I sucked some kosher dick.
Give me the direction,
Of a rigged election,
So the goyim can be tricked.
Oh Oobie doo,
I wanna cuck for jews,
fuck for jews, suck for jews.
I say it's true,
an ape like me,
Can learn to be,
A slave for jews too.
Blake Parker
My names Barry but call me mr.Obama
Barry’s reserved for someone like your mama
Uhhh I wanted a third term
My American people
You’re gonna get learned
When I deport your burned ass and send you to Guantanamo
You’re gonna get served like a uhh Christmas White House dinner
You’re so bad you got defeated by a uhh nigger
James Sullivan
ay, ay, ay.
>Nigger I be havin racks
>The back of the bus is for blacks
>No doubt my butthole is loose
>chokin their dicks like a noose
>Sensible negroids are not
>fenceable asscheeks and cocks
>I mean at this point I'm too far
>I just done got a chick car
>I'll be a big famous star
>This gay shit you don't hit the par
>To fuck a rap nigger like me
>Pay attention I'm not straight
>A nigger like you fucks for free
>Tell me how you masturbate
>Why all of the niggers be hetero
>Girls aint bad dudes are way better though
>I was raised by a dumb single hoe
>I will seduce all the opps
>Until they all come I won't stop
>I'll bust your ass just like a cop
>my ass works this is not a prop
>All of us know I'm the top
>Please don't fuck me with the mop
>I should be out picking the crops
>Hoes get whatever they want
>Tradin show money for cunt
>Suck a dick down like a blunt
>10 dudes in my ass that's a stunt
Jayden Hernandez
classic
Oliver Hernandez
eyyo eyyo
I be ya nigga Obama....
zoomers worshippin me like da K-drama
Drop mo bombs than Osama
Smoke crack, take a hit
have a twink suck my dick
back of my limousine
honkies be worshippin' me like you never seen
Callin me messiah
I'm the black friar
Drone strike pariah
Why ya hatin' a niggah just cuz he a liar
I dunno it was fun while it lasted then I lost interest because this shitbag is not worth a minute of my time.
Ethan Clark
Aiden Cruz
>goooooooo
>gayyyy gayyyyyy gayyyyy
>Nigger I be clappin cheeks
>These popular niggas some freaks
>Most these white bitches got beaks
>Literacy is for geeks
>Race mixing I'm surely the king
>You're under arrest it's a sting
>Me and your mans was a fling
>Drum on my ass like a 'ting
>Fuselage is in the wing
>So famous I'm even on bing
>So famous like popular girl
>Suckin some dicks till I hurl
>Gave my mom's dress a whirl
>Manhooker ice cream I'm a swirl
>That means I'm part black and I'm white
>Racemixing won't bad it won't bite
>But I always take the high road
>Hoppin on dicks like a toad
>Nigga it's 20 a load
>Farewell to that bitch I abode
>On a gay horse I done rode
Wyatt Taylor
cope this is garbage is made by zoomer faggots
yes it's a millennial topic but definitely made by zoomers
Charles Price
Did somebody say real power
DAAAA
YOU WANT TO MESS WITH
I SPIT HOT BROSCH
WHEN IM CRUSHING THESE BEATS
BLOW IT LIKE A TUBA
WHEN IM BALLING IN CUBA
DOING JUDO MOVES AND SCHOOLING
EVERY COMMUNIST CYKA
I'm a PRESIDENT IN MY PRIME
MY ENEMES DONT DISTRACT ME
THE LAST MAN WHO ATTACKED ME
LIVED A HALF-LIFE
SO COMRADE COME AT ME
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
WHEN YOU TRY TO BUST A RHYME
AGAINST A MIND LIKE PUTIN
YOU'LL FIND THAT THE EX-KGB IS THE BEST MC IN THE EX-CCP
Tyler Lopez
HEY, APPLE
Brody Sanchez
Kek'n...
Lincoln Young
>zoomers
nope we were in elementary when these videos were coming out, that was all your faggy generation
Landon Walker
Rule 2 nigger. We were in middle school.
Josiah Ward
WHATS UP APPLE
Benjamin Russell
>Michelle is a man and shes bigger than me
>If it was up to her, she can say when I'm free
>Free like a kiked up nigger suckin dick out the back
>I approved the bill, violent streams I heard, then right when I woke up I heard all about fracks
>Now I'm sittin here, all fucked up, had to send my nigga my own nuts in a fax
>Now that isn't a lie, brazilian wax
>I'm out here in a dress that I done bought off your tax